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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2006-12-15, 03:07
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Okay so I know its probably stupid sounding but my girlfriend, she well gets "possessed" so to speak by thease deamons that usualy are to weak for anything to really come of it and the reason being is that she has only half a soul. I dident know where to put this and I dont know if its possible, but the possessions are getting worse and worse, stronger demons are starting to get to her and I would gladly give my soul to save hers. Is this possible?
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# 2
2006-12-15, 03:09
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Send her to a shrink.
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# 3
2006-12-15, 03:11
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tryed that.
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# 4
2006-12-15, 03:13
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Send her to another shrink. One with a real degree.
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# 5
2006-12-15, 03:16
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he had one...
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# 6
2006-12-15, 03:17
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Well, send her to another one anyway.
Or a priest, I guess... I don't say that because I believe that demons exist, but I knew someone who believed that Satan was stalking them or something and it really eased their mind to be blessed by a priest.
Edit: Make her get religion and do things like say the Rosary or whatever, too. Really helps a lot of people who believe they're being posessed etc. But I'd still say your best bet is another psychiatrist.
[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 12-15-2006).]
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# 7
2006-12-15, 03:27
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Tell her to quit lying, quit bullshitting, quit being a little child and wake the fuck up to reality.
She sounds like she's schizophrenic (aka, takes her imagination too serious, knows it, and still lies about it).
The cure for most mental disorders is a simple dose of honesty. Really.
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# 8
2006-12-15, 03:57
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why would sending her to a shrink help if she's possesed? why would you want to trade souls if there is a solution? Get an exorcism.
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# 9
2006-12-15, 04:10
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Zman:
Why would sending her to a shrink help if she's possessed?
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The key word there being if. She's most likely insane or an attention-whore.
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# 10
2006-12-15, 04:59
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Raw_Power:
The key word there being if. She's most likely insane or an attention-whore.
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That, or the OP is.
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#11
2006-12-15, 05:08 |
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 Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
OP, how can your girlfriend have half a soul? Did she sign a pact for half of it? Why not all of it?
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2006-12-15, 15:43 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
You should have posted this in Paranoid Delusions.
And I have to ask this question, How old are you both? Because you don't sound a day over 5.
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2006-12-15, 16:15 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
I hope you realise that "Demons" are nothing more than issues we have or mental imbalances if you will (Many that we aren't even aware of). The stronger the mental imbalance, the more erratically the person will react to it.
She needs to see a shrink or anyone else she can really open up to.
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2006-12-15, 19:05 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
This thread sucks. OP, Your gf is an attention whore or she has big time mental problems. I'd break up with her ASAP
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2006-12-15, 19:24 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
Get an exorcist and get her to wear a pentagram. It protects you against evil entities.
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2006-12-15, 21:35 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by gmail:
This thread sucks. OP, Your gf is an attention whore or she has big time mental problems. I'd break up with her ASAP
How brave of you to confess to being the sort of asshole who bails when someone close is in trouble or needs help.
Back to topic--to answer OPs quesrtion, no.
Part of the confusion here is in definitions. In the shamanic sense,one may indeed lose part of one's "soul," defined as one's vital energy. This happens often in co-dependant relationships. Fixing this is rather easy for any competant shaman such as myself.
Dealing with the possession is another matter, but again, nothing terribly difficult.
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2006-12-15, 23:31 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:
How brave of you to confess to being the sort of asshole who bails when someone close is in trouble or needs help.
At least he's honest about it and not one of those assholes that say, "Yeah babe, I love you and will stick by you" then halfway through decides he can't handle it and makes things worse.
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#18
2006-12-15, 23:44 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
What the fuck is wrong with you people, dont you see the answer here?
The only way to get rid of them is through fucking her brains out, seriously, it is the cure, tell her that the only way to get rid of them is to fuck her. Alot.
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#19
2006-12-15, 23:58 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Zman:
why would sending her to a shrink help if she's possesed? why would you want to trade souls if there is a solution? Get an exorcism.
She could steal the shrink's soul instead of his.
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2006-12-17, 01:55 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
if she was really possessed by demons than why would the demons admit to possessing her?
edit:grammer
[This message has been edited by kurdt318 (edited 12-17-2006).]
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#21
2006-12-17, 02:07 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
purify her with fire
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#22
2006-12-17, 05:36 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Orillian:
Get an exorcist and get her to wear a pentagram. It protects you against evil entities.
Are there non-catholic exorsists? I don't think many priests would go fo the whole petacle thing.
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#23
2006-12-17, 10:12 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:
Are there non-catholic exorsists? I don't think many priests would go fo the whole petacle thing.
petacle? you mean the pentagramm?
No, unless the priest doesn't know his own religion. In chrisitianity the pentagramm symbolized the 5 wounds of Jesus or some shit like that so a catholic priest shouldn't have anything against a pentagramm.Unless it's an inverted pentagramm, which is a symbol of satanism.
[This message has been edited by Orillian (edited 12-17-2006).]
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#24
2006-12-17, 10:19 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
It's actually the symbol of the betrayer, Judas, who was supposedly crucified upside down.
If you consider the method of punishing betrayal to be satanic, then your point stands, but whatever.
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2006-12-17, 12:13 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
It's actually the symbol of the betrayer, Judas, who was supposedly crucified upside down.
If you consider the method of punishing betrayal to be satanic, then your point stands, but whatever.
I thought Judas hanged himself?
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#26
2006-12-17, 15:35 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
It's actually the symbol of the betrayer, Judas, who was supposedly crucified upside down.
If you consider the method of punishing betrayal to be satanic, then your point stands, but whatever.
D'you mind explaining to me how Judas betrayed Jesus or whoever?
And the inverted pentagram is supposed to symbolize a goathead or something to satanists.
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2006-12-17, 15:47 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Dre Crabbe:
I thought Judas hanged himself?
I only read the bible once in my life, and that was some four months ago, so forgive me if I mixed up characters. Someone was crucified upside down to degrade them, or some bullshit like that.
Don't quite recall, don't quite care.
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#28
2006-12-17, 19:02 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
I only read the bible once in my life, and that was some four months ago, so forgive me if I mixed up characters. Someone was crucified upside down to degrade them, or some bullshit like that.
Don't quite recall, don't quite care.
St Peter is said to have been crucified upside-down. The story is that he asked to be crucified differently because it was unfitting for him to be executed in the same way that Jesus was. That story comes from later documents, not the Bible itself.
Why anyone who's out to crucify would listen to complaints like that, I don't know. Last requests and all that, perhaps.
Plus, apparently, an upside-down crucifixion might not even work properly.
Oh, and Judas betrayed Jesus by identifying him to the authorities so they could crucify him. It's sorta an important part of the whole Story Of Easter.
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2006-12-17, 19:08 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by black_glowsticks:
Okay so I know its probably stupid sounding but my girlfriend, she well gets "possessed" so to speak by thease deamons that usualy are to weak for anything to really come of it and the reason being is that she has only half a soul. I dident know where to put this and I dont know if its possible, but the possessions are getting worse and worse, stronger demons are starting to get to her and I would gladly give my soul to save hers. Is this possible?
I honestly laughed out loud when I read this. Seriously though, she needs some psychiatric help. I guess it could end up something like the exorcist but I think it would be best to stay in reality for a bit..
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#30
2006-12-17, 19:25 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by 256:
Oh, and Judas betrayed Jesus by identifying him to the authorities so they could crucify him. It's sorta an important part of the whole Story Of Easter.
Ehh?? But Jesus wanted to be crucified. I mean wasn't the whole point of god sending him down here that he would suffer and die for our sins?
Sounds to me like he just helped god's plan to work.
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#31
2006-12-19, 04:25 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
To the OP: Since psychiatry didn't work:
1) Get a priest to excorcise her.
Or:
2) Get someone skilled in magic to protect her with a circle. Or try learning it yourself, but it'll take a while.
Or do both, but don't tell the priest about the magic, he won't like it.
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2006-12-19, 10:38 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
It's always devout catholics that get possessed by these demons. It's just her brain fucked up on too much religion.
Tie her up and feed her lsd. Something will give. Either the demons will leave or she will go the rest of the way out of her mind.
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2006-12-27, 20:16 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Dre Crabbe:
I thought Judas hanged himself?
Depends on what part of the Bibke you buy--one scripture says he did, another says he died some other way.
This is only one of dozens of contradictions in the Bible, by the way.
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2006-12-27, 20:56 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
crack?
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2007-01-04, 09:32 |
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Re: Tradeing a soul to save a soul?
quote:Originally posted by Orillian:
Ehh?? But Jesus wanted to be crucified. I mean wasn't the whole point of god sending him down here that he would suffer and die for our sins?
Sounds to me like he just helped god's plan to work.
Read the Gospel of Judas.
It's not in the regular Bible.
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