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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add Rykoshet to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-15, 02:46
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I'm an agnostic or atheist or whatever you want to label me as, but if there is a hell, the following people are going there, amongst many others:

People who exploit loopholes in their religious rules. This includes, but is not limited to Jews who on Sabbath have clap-on TVs and voice-activated electronic gizmos, etc. For those not familiar with it, Jews aren't really allowed to do anything on Sabbath, which I believe includes pushing buttons, like those on your TV. And yet everyone has TVs where you can change channels by clapping, because they're technically "not doing work". If there is a God, he sees through your bullshit. Don't even bother.

Also, Muslims and others who do not drink alcohol, but smoke weed or other drugs. The reason the Quran doesn't mention weed is because there was no weed around then. If your holy scripture tells you not to drink alcohol, it probably means any mind-altering drug. I don't know much about religion, but you're probably pissing God off more by lying and cheating your way through religion.

This isn't a legal contract. You don't find loopholes. Religion is something which you either believe in, or you don't. NO MIDDLE GROUND. You can't say: "Well, I'm sure God meant to word things differently..."

NO! Either be a man and realize you don't actually believe in or agree with the religion, or fully accept it, follow it, and run your life by the faith.

RELIGION IS NOT SOMETHING YOU GO TO CHURCH ONCE A WEEK FOR JUST TO GET INTO HEAVEN. YOU CAN'T FOOL GOD.
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  #2   Add Raw_Power to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-15, 02:52
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I wish I could remember the line from the Bible that says most people who claim to know Jesus don't really and he'll turn his cheek to them when he comes back. It's basically saying what you're saying.
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Old 2006-12-15, 02:59
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And you will say to me, "But we called Lord, Lord! We turned out demons and prophesied in your name!" And I shall say, "I knew you not," and cast you from my Father's kingdom.
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Old 2006-12-15, 03:31
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god is an underachiever
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  #5   Add Hexadecimal to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-15, 21:40
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quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

god is an underachiever
Depends on whether you speak of theology or religion. If you're expecting miracles, salvation, redemption, ect...well, no shit you're going to be disappointed. If you expect something that allows you to draw personal strength from - and something to credit your success to (it's like leaving a credit to your supporting family in a book you wrote, or something of the sort) - as to accomplish the daunting tasks in life, you'll be quite satisfied.
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Old 2006-12-15, 22:54
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god is an atheist
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Old 2006-12-15, 23:07
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quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

You don't find loopholes. Religion is something which you either believe in, or you don't. NO MIDDLE GROUND.
Why not? If the rest of the mumbo jumbo makes sense, anything goes.
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Old 2006-12-16, 00:27
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I support this post.

So many people are so half assed when it comes to religion. You cant just follow the rules you want to follow, you should follow all of them. And so many people I know arent religious at all in their daily lives but still go to church on easter and christmas. What the hell is the point? If you dont really believe it and dont want to devote more of your life to it (Im not saying enter a monastary, just keep religion as part of your daily life) then just dont do it.
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Old 2006-12-16, 01:06
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Dear friends,

I am not sure what you are looking for in religion. If it is for something to do then I guess you are looking in the right direction with Islam and Judaism. If however you are speaking of Christianity I believe you have the wrong idea. The fact that we do screw up and always will never changes. We are subject to original sin and thus even our highest achievements are as dirty rags to the Lord. No it is not doing everything exactly how you are suppose to, because you will always fail. It is finally giving up your futile plight and putting your sins on Christ that you might live through him. It is through Christ that your works come and not of yourself. That is not to say we throw out the law, but we are not saved by the law, we are saved by the gospel. That gospel is the grace God has given us on the Cross through Christs death and ressurection we no longer have to worry about hell or whether or not our actions are good enough. We confide in the Lord who is the only truly perfect one.
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  #10   Add Daz to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-16, 03:02
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You have absolutely no belief in yourself in a person do you? So much so that you have cheapened the achievements of this world to the point of calling the 'dirty rags'. Your promised land is not coming, i hope you enjoyed wasting your life believing in a fairy tale.
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  #11   Add Hexadecimal to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-16, 03:42
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quote:Originally posted by Daz:

You have absolutely no belief in yourself in a person do you? So much so that you have cheapened the achievements of this world to the point of calling the 'dirty rags'. Your promised land is not coming, i hope you enjoyed wasting your life believing in a fairy tale.
What achievements?

Medicine? So we can overpopulate and rape the planet of resources?

War? So we can keep the population in check?

Politics? So we can bicker of rules that do nothing but drive us insane?

College? So we can spend half our adult life paying off a debt that hasn't helped us accomplish shit?

Exploration? So we can realize just how tiny and pathetic our existence is?

What are these accomplishments we are to rejoice in? These accomplishments that will fade to dust? These accomplishments that will eventually mean nothing? These accomplishments that kill just as much as they save?
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Old 2006-12-16, 06:33
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Just about every religion says that if you don't follow their religion, you're going to hell...and since you can only be a part of one religion, according to someone you are going to hell....so everyone is going to hell.
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Old 2006-12-17, 05:20
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exactly. & i couldn't have said this better myself.

people are so damn hypocritical that it isn't even funny.
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Old 2006-12-17, 05:21
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quote:Originally posted by Pyroyoshi:

god is an atheist
explain?

pretty much, you're saying that god doesn't believe in himself.
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Old 2006-12-17, 19:02
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God doesn't believe in himself.
Low self esteem??
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Old 2006-12-17, 19:21
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quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

What achievements?

Medicine? So we can overpopulate and rape the planet of resources?

War? So we can keep the population in check?

Politics? So we can bicker of rules that do nothing but drive us insane?

College? So we can spend half our adult life paying off a debt that hasn't helped us accomplish shit?

Exploration? So we can realize just how tiny and pathetic our existence is?

What are these accomplishments we are to rejoice in? These accomplishments that will fade to dust? These accomplishments that will eventually mean nothing? These accomplishments that kill just as much as they save?
Im glad to see knowledge isnt high on your priority list.

Damn that medicine, curing deseases!

Damn those wars, the holy lands are ours!

Damn those politics, keeping the world running!

Damn that college, educating society!

Damn exploration, its not out my front door, it doesnt exist!

Either you are a mormon or a douchebag. All these things have built the society that you live in, not just religion.

[This message has been edited by Clinks and Drinks (edited 12-17-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-17, 19:56
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quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

there was no weed around then
lol
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  #18   Add aj2307 to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-18, 04:17
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my way round this is to not have a religion at all i do what i want when i want . the fella i talk to when i am in need is not the same one other people talk to.so i have no opinion on how the world was created and all that stuff.but if for example i want a penalty to go in...and look up and prey.shit,call me insane but i tell my god funny things that happend today.i call him names jokinly when he makes the fat smelly women on the bus sit next to me.lol life is good
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Old 2006-12-24, 12:55
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"The only people that will go to hell are those who believe in it."

[This message has been edited by trippylicious (edited 12-24-2006).]
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  #20   Add Soul_Position to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-24, 15:33
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Ok, I just wanted to let you know...

Jews do not have a hell...

Only being further away from God when you die.

It's complicated but I can explain if anyone want's me to.

but, I don't really believe in all that anyways.
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Old 2006-12-24, 15:35
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quote:Originally posted by Clinks and Drinks:

Im glad to see knowledge isnt high on your priority list.

Damn that medicine, curing deseases!

Damn those wars, the holy lands are ours!

Damn those politics, keeping the world running!

Damn that college, educating society!

Damn exploration, its not out my front door, it doesnt exist!

Either you are a mormon or a douchebag. All these things have built the society that you live in, not just religion.

No, knowledge is #2 on my priority list. #1 is responsible use of knowledge.

Our world uses knowledge to destroy itself, and no amount of knowledge is going to save us. We know what we need to know: we know we are our own destroyer...but hey, everybody dies sometime, so why give a shit about future generations...I'm going to go to college, get a nice job, pay taxes, party the whole fucking time, then die. Nevermind that I didn't bother doing anything good for the world, I still believe in some mythical savior, so I'll be alright when I die even though I did nothing but contribute to the world's plague that is civilization...

It's okay to know shit...I find learning to be a very important thing...but to think that utilizing your knowledge for personal gain is going to truly help yourself, or anyone else, is ignorance of the utmost degree.

You want to know how to help yourself, and everyone else? Quit your job, quit paying taxes, leech off the system until it won't let you, then go live amongst nature feeding from the fields, drinking from the rivers, and entertaining yourself with nature's provisions, music, and art...too bad we've raped the fields, polluted the rivers, and lost our appreciation of diverse art. And how? Through utilizing our knowledge for personal gain.
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Old 2006-12-24, 18:44
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quote:Originally posted by Pyroyoshi:

god is an atheist
yep, turns out Atheist and non believers are the ones going to heaven. Religion was just a test to find out who has a strong enough will/spirit/soul and can find happiness by themselves. Not have to rely on a book and offer there soul to a deity, because the higher plane doesnt need any of those fucks!
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Old 2006-12-24, 20:12
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quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

yep, turns out Atheist and non believers are the ones going to heaven. Religion was just a test to find out who has a strong enough will/spirit/soul and can find happiness by themselves. Not have to rely on a book and offer there soul to a deity, because the higher plane doesnt need any of those fucks!
I REALLY, REALLY, hope that is true. I'd just fucking love too see the look on the sheeple's faces, when they received such a major kick in the balls like that.
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Old 2006-12-24, 21:32
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quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

[b]Also, Muslims and others who do not drink alcohol, but smoke weed or other drugs. The reason the Quran doesn't mention weed is because there was no weed around then. If your holy scripture tells you not to drink alcohol, it probably means any mind-altering drug. B]
Uh.. God made weed, so im pretty sure if he wanted it mentioned in the bible he would have and people WERE smoking weed back then(And tripping on Shrooms and Peyote).

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Old 2006-12-25, 00:44
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quote:Also, Muslims and others who do not drink alcohol, but smoke weed or other drugs. The reason the Quran doesn't mention weed is because there was no weed around then.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 2006-12-25, 06:17
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quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Also, Muslims and others who do not drink alcohol, but smoke weed or other drugs. The reason the Quran doesn't mention weed is because there was no weed around then. If your holy scripture tells you not to drink alcohol, it probably means any mind-altering drug. I don't know much about religion, but you're probably pissing God off more by lying and cheating your way through religion.

Except that hashish was fairly common in their society since long before Islam came around. The writers of the Quran were well aware of the existence of weed. I give everything else a thumbs up, though. Look at the top of my post if you don't believe me.

Also, don't forget those people who don't stone people of other religions to death. It's in Deuteronomy or Leviticus, I can't remember which. Oh! And those who wear clothing made from more than one material. And those who don't stone women who don't scream loud enough when they get raped.
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Old 2006-12-28, 23:04
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Rykoshet, you are the man. You nailed that completely, i couldn't agree more. I do try to make loopholes sometimes, but your right he does know. Thank you
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Old 2006-12-29, 02:26
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quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

Also, Muslims and others who do not drink alcohol, but smoke weed or other drugs. The reason the Quran doesn't mention weed is because there was no weed around then. If your holy scripture tells you not to drink alcohol, it probably means any mind-altering drug. I don't know much about religion, but you're probably pissing God off more by lying and cheating your way through religion.
Weed was around WAY before Jesus was even an itch in his dad's (God?) pants. But yeah, I know that in Islam the person who doesn't believe is better than the person who pretends to believe.

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Old 2006-12-29, 09:22
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Also, Muslims and others who do not drink alcohol, but smoke weed or other drugs. The reason the Quran doesn't mention weed is because there was no weed around then.

Yes it was you fucking dumb ass. Maybe they don't mention it in the Quran is probably because it doesn't destroy lives like alcohol. Jesus why don't you research your shit before you post. People have been smoking weed since before recorded history.

Everything else is generalized assumptions you've made based on TV mixed with your own dumb ass thoughts.



[This message has been edited by General Rodent (edited 12-29-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-30, 07:41
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Though your thoughts are very "sketch" and unorganized...

I believe from what I understood I agree with you.

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