i've done it, i've finally found out why masturbation is a sin.

I did not make this thread to try and convince you guys not to get your fap on. But instead to clarify an issue.

People i know..and myself, have always wondered "is masturbation a sin?". And noone could ever point it out in the Bible besides "no man shall spill his own seed" But that interpretation is kind of hazy. well at least to me.

So heres what i figure. What do you do when you masturbate? You fantasize about a girl, and how good she looks and how you want to doggy style the shit out of her.

Well THAT my friend, is lust. And i read in the Bible, that, If you look at a girl and have so much as a lustful thought, You have already sinned against her.

so there. there is my big eureka. hope that makes sense to some of you.

So masturbation is OK if you don't think about anything while doing it?

yeah, if its humanly possible then i guess you found a loophole.

This is why Catholism is bullshit friends.





Baptism FTW.

Wow, you must have WAY to much time on your hands...

quote:Originally posted by germangirl:

Wow, you must have WAY to much time on your hands...

Or too much of some unknown "substance" on his hands.

Too bad sexuality is deeply ingrained in the human psyche, eh?

[Zman]

actully its because sex is to share with someone else, and to procreate.

omfg god you so very smart lol are you einstein?

Seriously tho you suck I recon I woulda known that when i was 12

[boozehound420]

another thought i had on the subject was, well there all against abortion and shit, even when its preventing pregnancy, or canceling it the day after

well wasting millions of your little swimmers twice a day would be like preventing pregnancy

maybe the person who started that whole shit thought jizz was a substance blessed by god

Maybe he was so wacked out from drugs he saw them swimming and saw them as real living people doing down his bathroom drain.

Will this thread stop me from masturbating or make me give a shit about what a guy said 2000 years ago who hasn't been seen since?? No.

Every sperm is sacred. Even though you can kill about 500 by sitting down on a church pew.

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

Every sperm is sacred. Even though you can kill about 500 by sitting down on a church pew.

Wonder how many you kill sitting on a bicycle seat?

quote:Originally posted by silverstein:



Will this thread stop me from masturbating or make me give a shit about what a guy said 2000 years ago who hasn't been seen since?? No.

read the first sentence. smartass. i hope you dont think i was trying to convince a moron like you.

[jackketch]

quote:Originally posted by Uncle Phil:

I did not make this thread to try and convince you guys not to get your fap on. But instead to clarify an issue.

People i know..and myself, have always wondered "is masturbation a sin?". And noone could ever point it out in the Bible besides "no man shall spill his own seed" But that interpretation is kind of hazy. well at least to me.

So heres what i figure. What do you do when you masturbate? You fantasize about a girl, and how good she looks and how you want to doggy style the shit out of her.

Well THAT my friend, is lust. And i read in the Bible, that, If you look at a girl and have so much as a lustful thought, You have already sinned against her.

so there. there is my big eureka. hope that makes sense to some of you.

You read that in the bible??? Damn! All those years of study and i missed that prohibtion.

(it called sarcasm btw).

[Rizzo in a box]

Doing anything without love is sinful, as sin is determined by the opposite(or lack) of God(love). If done out of love, masturbation is fine.

unless you're addicted

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 12-14-2006).]

[piewalker101]

I was under the impression that it's basically the same sin as adultery and pre-marital sex.

I thought it went something like this: You can only masturbate if you are married and your spouce is away on a trip or something. If you do it outside of wedlock it is causing lustful thoughts and that is a sin... Not going to stop me though...

[Hexadecimal]

I masturbate to the thought of raping teenage girls. Why? Because it's masturbation, and I don't like spending more than 30 seconds on it.

So, I get to choose between sloth or lust...I'll pick lust - gotta keep the wank time down so I can get my writing done.

quote:Originally posted by socratic:

Too bad sexuality is deeply ingrained in the human psyche, eh?

heehee I like you, you shall be my new play thing...

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Doing anything without love is sinful, as sin is determined by the opposite(or lack) of God(love). If done out of love, masturbation is fine.

unless you're addicted

Okay. So, let's say that you donate a huge sum of money to a worthy cause solely for a tax write off and not motivated by love whatsoever.

Is that sinful in your eyes?

ya...OMFG its a sin!! some priest said so in the bible 2000 years ago!! shit is weak...WIZZEAK!

[Source]

How the hell are you supposed to like someone without there being any lust?

"Oh she looks pleasing to the eye, just like a fine peace of art, I think I'll marry her."

When we all know it's more like, "Wow she's HOT! I'd love to get me some of that ass!"