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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add Raw_Power to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-13, 16:36
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I was just thinking: heaven and hell cannot be infinity in size, right? Because if they were, they'd be everywhere, and that would mean that we are in heaven and hell right now, and that there's really no difference between the two.

Maybe I just have a misunderstanding of infinity, but if this is true, then how is there enough space in heaven and hell for all the souls of dead people?
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Old 2006-12-13, 16:59
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They could extend infinitely in opposite directions.

Imagine the arrows below are infinitely long.

<--------------- --------------->

Both infinite but never intersecting. Our plane of existence would be that little gap in the middle.



Also, I dont think you should be trying to put heaven and hell in such literal terms. Neither one is even that concretely described in the bible from what I can tell and seem more like concepts than places. Most of our conceptions about heaven and hell as either a city in the clouds or a lake of fire actually come from literary works.
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Old 2006-12-13, 17:53
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No way. Heaven and hell are paralel(SP) universes.
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Old 2006-12-13, 17:57
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No way. Heaven and hell are paralel(SP) universes.
lol, I guess that that is one way you can explain it.
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Old 2006-12-13, 18:01
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i personally dont believe in that. asumming your soul went to heaven or hell it wouldnt be in this dimension. souls wouldnt be a living object, its a spirit therefore it would go to the place for spirits. i like the parallel universe idea.
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Old 2006-12-13, 18:25
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Maybe I just have a misunderstanding of infinity,
Which infinity do you speak of? As a Mathematician, I do not comprehend which infinity physicists speak of. There are multiple infinities. Though, I assume physicists only speak of infinity such as 1, 2, 3, 4....

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Old 2006-12-13, 20:58
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There are no such places.

If you want a Christian authority, how about Pope John Paul II. In 1999, he stated that there is no such location as hell--it is a state of mind we create for ourselves.
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Old 2006-12-13, 21:25
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Hell is a metaphor, heaven is a metaphor. Just how far do these metaphors stretch?
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Old 2006-12-14, 01:59
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Hell and Heaven defy logic as is. What makes you think they would be bound to your logical size restrictions?

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Old 2006-12-14, 02:03
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they'd be everywhere, and that would mean that we are in heaven and hell right now
Zing!
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Old 2006-12-14, 02:55
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"hell is other people"-Satre
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Old 2006-12-14, 03:31
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If they are parallel and actually physical places, maybe they are like this;

<------->

<------->

With us in the middle, and maybe everything is only 2d, rather than 3d, so everything can only stretch in 2 directions.
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Old 2006-12-14, 03:47
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They don't actually have to be infinite, considering all it has to do is fit the number of each type of human. And considering that there aren't infinite humans to begin with, there'd be even less sinners and innocents respectively. They'd only have to be freakin' huge.

But hell totally is other people.
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Old 2006-12-14, 04:53
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They don't actually have to be infinite, considering all it has to do is fit the number of each type of human. And considering that there aren't infinite humans to begin with, there'd be even less sinners and innocents respectively. They'd only have to be freakin' huge.

But hell totally is other people.
Are you saying that animals don't go to heaven or hell?
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Old 2006-12-14, 06:24
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Are you saying that animals don't go to heaven or hell?
got put the millions of other life forms on this planet for humans enjoyment, didnt you know?

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Old 2006-12-14, 06:29
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If heaven and hell exist in more than a metaphorical sense, they exist in a different dimension and thus don't really follow the same space constraints we do.

Would souls take up space, anyway?
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Old 2006-12-14, 06:42
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Are you saying that animals don't go to heaven or hell?
Sheeps go to heaven, goats go to hell!
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Old 2006-12-14, 18:19
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They are not places they are states of mind.

Life exists. Your perception makes it a heavenly or a hellish experience, or somewhere in between.
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Old 2006-12-14, 18:29
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They are not places they are states of mind.

Life exists. Your perception makes it a heavenly or a hellish experience, or somewhere in between.
Succinctly said, my friend. But this entire discussion reminds me of a story:

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however wrote the following: "First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. And considering the fact that Tiffany, in my freshmen year, said she'd only sleep with me when hell froze over, and considering that we had sex last night I'm going to assume that hell exists. Which may explain why Tiffany kept saying "Oh God!"

The student received an A"
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Old 2006-12-14, 19:31
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^^^lol.

I too also believe, that heaven and hell are just what you make your life here on earth.
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