Merry Auschwitz and a happy Jew year.

Jewdolph the big-nosed banker had a lot of shiny gold. And if I ever saw him, I would turn him into coal.

All of the other bankers tried to throw him down a well. That didn't stop greedy Jewdolph, so the Nazis sent him to hell.

Then one smokey Auschwitz eve Hitler came to say, "Jewdolph with your nose so big, get in that oven you fucking pig". So he burned up Jewdolph, and the Nazis shouted with glee "Jewdolph the big nosed banker now you can't do WTC!".

Lawl, hatecrime.

What about Hannukah Harry?

I can't get the rhythm in my head right, I need one of those bouncing balls to go over the tops of the words