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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-12-08, 03:42
THE ONLY SANE MAN THE ONLY SANE MAN is offline
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I don't believe in god so I know that there isn't one but I would really like to hear all you christian faggots tell me what I'm in for.
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Old 2006-12-08, 03:55
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go kill yourself and find out
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Old 2006-12-08, 04:49
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Read Deuteronomy or Leviticus, i think its in those 2 books. Its essentially a list of punishments for different sins.

I personally think that if there is a hell, then it would be your own personal worst fear. Otherwise a masochist would fucking love it.

Remember that the thought of masochism was nonexistent at the time of the writing of the Bible.
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Old 2006-12-08, 05:31
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I imagine it's very similar to totse, but IRL.
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Old 2006-12-08, 06:23
THE ONLY SANE MAN THE ONLY SANE MAN is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Nidias_91:

Read Deuteronomy or Leviticus, i think its in those 2 books. Its essentially a list of punishments for different sins.

I personally think that if there is a hell, then it would be your own personal worst fear. Otherwise a masochist would fucking love it.

Remember that the thought of masochism was nonexistent at the time of the writing of the Bible.
that was informative. thank you.

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Old 2006-12-08, 22:44
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Hell will simply be knowing how much better you could have done. You won't be in agony, but you won't be in the presence of God. You will know how much happier you could have been if only you had made the right choices. It's that which will make it hell for you.
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Old 2006-12-08, 23:01
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quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Hell will simply be knowing how much better you could have done. You won't be in agony, but you won't be in the presence of God. You will know how much happier you could have been if only you had made the right choices. It's that which will make it hell for you.
I would be happy to not be in the presence of that emo faggot.
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Old 2006-12-08, 23:08
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"hell is other people" I believe Hegel said that...may be wrong
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Old 2006-12-09, 02:45
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eternal flood control
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Old 2006-12-09, 03:02
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Ever been to downtown San Francisco? Polk Ave?

Something like that.
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Old 2006-12-09, 03:24
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Its not like going to the carnival fun. Its like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tobasco sauce fun.

(edit)I'm an educated atheist btw.

[This message has been edited by Thus (edited 12-09-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-09, 03:43
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read "Inferno", by Dante.
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Old 2006-12-09, 03:44
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quote:Originally posted by Thus:

Its not like going to the carnival fun. Its like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tobasco sauce fun.

(edit)I'm an educated atheist btw.



....and a Southpark fan.
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Old 2006-12-09, 03:47
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quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

....and a Southpark fan.

The only fan here is joo, and meh, cause you caught my little quote.
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Old 2006-12-09, 06:30
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It's all speculation.
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Old 2006-12-09, 10:51
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its like heaven dude. both dont exist...
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Old 2006-12-09, 11:02
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http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/RT_Comic_Ep47_Favor.jpg
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Old 2006-12-09, 11:09
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quote:Originally posted by Sinny:

http:// files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/RT_Comic_Ep47_Favor.jpg (http: //files.re dvsblue.co m/web/imag es/comic/R T_Comic_Ep 47_Favor.j pg)

NLOL.
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Old 2006-12-09, 11:58
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quote:Originally posted by Real.PUA:

I imagine it's very similar to totse, but IRL.



if totse is hell i will love it
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Old 2006-12-09, 13:19
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quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Hell will simply be knowing how much better you could have done. You won't be in agony, but you won't be in the presence of God. You will know how much happier you could have been if only you had made the right choices. It's that which will make it hell for you.



Good answer. Not sure i agree but it is certainly one biblical view of 'hell'.

Don't tell me you're an exception to the rule here and have actually read the fucking book?
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Old 2006-12-09, 18:49
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quote:Originally posted by THE ONLY SANE MAN:

I don't believe in god so I know that there isn't one but I would really like to hear all you christian faggots tell me what I'm in for.

You have seeked and so you shall find hell-bound piece of shit-hahah ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah ahhahahaha hahhahahahahhahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahh ahhahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahhah ahahahahahahahahahah ahhahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahhahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahhaha

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Old 2006-12-12, 23:56
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Well, As the brother of Satan, I can say that it is not as bad as people say it is. Not torture and all... Just... plates are hot, milk is warm, hot chocolate isn't hot. No whipped cream... So, it's torturous that way.
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Old 2006-12-13, 04:12
Sir Brittanicus Sir Brittanicus is offline
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4chan's /b/ section but in reality...
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Old 2006-12-13, 04:30
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Its not so bad, once you get used to it.

You might even get out, if purgation is real.
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