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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add bobsled to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-07, 06:52
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http://atheistdelusion.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

This a a short Flash video relating to the Atheist delusion. This accurately reflects my opinion regarding god, and whatnot.

Interesting viewing!
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  #2   Add BluEDicE to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-07, 07:25
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God is real, because it says so in this book written by god. We can be sure it was written by god because it says in the book that god would never lie.

And of course, why would someone want to make up a book and say that some kind of space hero told them to wrote it and you have to do what I say and my dad is bigger than your dad.
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Old 2006-12-07, 07:40
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Shut up, God is real and I know so. Just read the bible.
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Old 2006-12-07, 13:22
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first few lines were something like this:

"atheists are deluded, god created everything, how do i know? the bible says so and god wrote the bible."

he says the the earth is 6000 years old because the bible says so, and since its god word then it has to be true.

then it just gets really fucking stupid.

look, the simple argument here is that the bible is just some book. written by people, edited, compiled and translated by people. to submit the bible as evidence is like submitting a tom clancy novel. they are boring and make shit films, but in the end they are both the creation of deluded men.

if the bible is definitive, how are there so many contradictions? why do people ignore so much of it? why did so many books get left out? did the books that were left out chronicle shit that god said that then took back?

the bible is not accurate, it is myths and stories. anyone who has read the slightest bit of mythology will see hundreds of parallels that cannot just be coincidence.

i think it was pretty funny when he says that science is correct about everything else, it can cure deseases, harness the atom, a thousand things, but when it comes to subject matter in the bible, it is completely wrong.

well, i would have thought that it means the bible is wrong. what are the odds for something to be 100% correct is every single tested aspect... except for random points mentioned in the bible.

but that flash thing is pointless. he mentioned things that are true. observable evolution does occur, fossil records do leave a path of evolution and we can see light from stars over 6000 light years away. he doesn't counter them, he just says "god did it".

i can understand why he encourages people to stop thinking and just belive, because if people thought on thier own for thirty seconds they would see that his 'presentation' makes sweet fuck all sense.

im going to carry on beliving what i can see, what has been proven, what i can observe and what i can replicate. you guys can bury your heads in the sand and belive your little storybook. have a nice life, im sure you will reach your full potential with the closed minded subservient attitude.

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Old 2006-12-07, 14:19
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Dude, The whole animation was satire. He is pro Atheism

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Old 2006-12-07, 15:37
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well here is one of my favorite atheist vids for you:

http:../../youtube.com/watch@v=fdvucvo-kdu
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  #7   Add bobsled to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-07, 15:49
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An interesting clip, mr.4our2wenty.

Although I am sure there are many intelligent people who believe in God, it sure does good for Atheism to have such well known and influential supporters.
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Old 2006-12-09, 11:58
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Brilliant!
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  #9   Add Graemy to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-09, 18:39
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it was funny

"come on it is the 21st century"

caption reads let's make it feel like the 14th



[This message has been edited by Graemy (edited 12-09-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-10, 10:12
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That video was mildly amusing.
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Old 2006-12-10, 12:48
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quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:

first few lines were something like this:

"atheists are deluded, god created everything, how do i know? the bible says so and god wrote the bible."

he says the the earth is 6000 years old because the bible says so, and since its god word then it has to be true.

then it just gets really fucking stupid.

look, the simple argument here is that the bible is just some book. written by people, edited, compiled and translated by people. to submit the bible as evidence is like submitting a tom clancy novel. they are boring and make shit films, but in the end they are both the creation of deluded men.

if the bible is definitive, how are there so many contradictions? why do people ignore so much of it? why did so many books get left out? did the books that were left out chronicle shit that god said that then took back?

the bible is not accurate, it is myths and stories. anyone who has read the slightest bit of mythology will see hundreds of parallels that cannot just be coincidence.

i think it was pretty funny when he says that science is correct about everything else, it can cure deseases, harness the atom, a thousand things, but when it comes to subject matter in the bible, it is completely wrong.

well, i would have thought that it means the bible is wrong. what are the odds for something to be 100% correct is every single tested aspect... except for random points mentioned in the bible.

but that flash thing is pointless. he mentioned things that are true. observable evolution does occur, fossil records do leave a path of evolution and we can see light from stars over 6000 light years away. he doesn't counter them, he just says "god did it".

i can understand why he encourages people to stop thinking and just belive, because if people thought on thier own for thirty seconds they would see that his 'presentation' makes sweet fuck all sense.

im going to carry on beliving what i can see, what has been proven, what i can observe and what i can replicate. you guys can bury your heads in the sand and belive your little storybook. have a nice life, im sure you will reach your full potential with the closed minded subservient attitude.
Haha, wow. You didn't even realise the whole thing was a joke.
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Old 2006-12-10, 13:39
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Wow, I've seen this before, but I don't think you guys realize that this IS A JOKE!!!!

It's making fun of how stupid Christianity is, FROM a Christian viewpoint.
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Old 2006-12-10, 16:43
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you thought it was serious! and people say christians are stupid...
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Old 2006-12-10, 16:46
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quote:Originally posted by madamwench:

you thought it was serious! and people say christians are stupid...
Only 2 people thought it was serious.
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  #15   Add madamwench to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-10, 16:47
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whats your point?
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Old 2006-12-10, 17:03
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You sounded like you were misrepresenting the number of people who construed it seriously.
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Old 2006-12-10, 17:07
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no lol it was just a (semi) humorous thing i noticed... sill its 2 more than any Diests who took it seriously :P
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Old 2006-12-12, 03:42
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That guy is retarded u all fail.
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  #19   Add stormshadowftb to your ignore list  
Old 2006-12-12, 03:50
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god delusion: great book

all christians should read it as well as the bible.
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Old 2006-12-12, 16:20
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mr.4our2wenty shame your video is based on false evidence and well out right lies...
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Old 2006-12-12, 21:49
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by stormshadowftb:

god delusion: great book

all christians should read it as well as the bible.
I second that!



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Old 2006-12-12, 23:05
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Haha, this is hilarious! I like how he keeps referring to God as unbelievable.
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Old 2006-12-13, 00:00
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well i say i am god because i have a paper here which says i am god and as god i never lie. its signed by me so, and as i am god and never lie its all truth.its unbelievable how people actually believe those crap.the bible was wrote originally by the guys who invented beer and revised by the ones who created cocaine. now worship me, i am god!
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Old 2006-12-13, 00:02
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God has touched me in ways I have never been touched before.
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Old 2006-12-13, 07:16
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quote:Originally posted by VegetaRobGT:

God has touched me in ways I have never been touched before.
I'll take the case.
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Old 2006-12-13, 09:23
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by mtz666:

well i say i am god because i have a paper here which says i am god and as god i never lie. its signed by me so, and as i am god and never lie its all truth.its unbelievable how people actually believe those crap.the bible was wrote originally by the guys who invented beer and revised by the ones who created cocaine. now worship me, i am god!
ok you may well be gid but prove it...even in a small way...
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Old 2006-12-20, 19:39
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quote:Originally posted by bobsled:

An interesting clip, mr.4our2wenty.

No it wasn't. It was boring as fuck. I want 5 minutes and twenty seconds of my life back.

I'm an atheist and even I can recognise a shite video when I see one.
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Old 2006-12-20, 22:19
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I liked how the satire was more subtle.

The only problem being, of course, that some people won't pick it up due to stupidity.

I didn't say whose stupidity though---

Christians will think it's serious because they themselves are stupid, and atheists will think it's serious because of how stupid they think christians are, so much so that they think that guy is serious, and just very dumb.

Sadly though, some people believe just that.
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Old 2006-12-21, 07:02
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Hits the nail right on the head.
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