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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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 2006-10-06, 08:53 |
UnveiledWorld 
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 Was Jesus an Alchemist?
Most people read the bible and take it literally, but I know some would interpret the cross and the Cross popularly used by alchemists. These same people would say that Jesus came to teach the art of Alchemy, and that his true teachings were those passed down by the Gnostics. What do you guys think?
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#2
2006-10-06, 14:41 |
postdiluvium
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
Wrong forum buddy.
Being that he was a sort of magician, to get labelled as a messiah, he most likely was an alchemist or a mathematician. Based on his water to wine trick from the wedding at Cana, I'd believe the former.
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#3
2006-10-10, 13:28 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:
Wrong forum buddy.
Being that he was a sort of magician, to get labelled as a messiah, he most likely was an alchemist or a mathematician. Based on his water to wine trick from the wedding at Cana, I'd believe the former.
...You belive in alchemy? ROFL
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#4
2006-10-10, 20:52 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
uh yea.. we al belivieve in alchemy u dumbfuck
it is the origin of modern science  |
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#5
2006-10-10, 21:18 |
niggersexual
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
INB4LOCK
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2006-10-10, 21:41 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
somebody has been watching too much full Metal
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#7
2006-10-10, 22:53 |
Exploration Of LolSpace
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
somebody has been watching too much full Metal
Oh noes, you a flame alchemist?
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#8
2006-10-10, 23:51 |
Penguins in the Desert
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
quote:Originally posted by Distromnia:
...You belive in alchemy? ROFL
You believe in a man that lives in the sky and hides dinosaur fossils to trick people?
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#9
2006-10-11, 00:05 |
Distromnia
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
quote:Originally posted by Penguins in the Desert:
You believe in a man that lives in the sky and hides dinosaur fossils to trick people?
Nope. I worship the Almight Machine Intelligence at the Center of the Universe. AMICU, Bitch!
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#10
2006-10-11, 00:15 |
devils91323
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
Cuz i'm as free as a birdd now
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#11
2006-10-11, 00:39 |
pist0la
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
Who's Jesus?
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#12
2006-10-11, 01:07 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of LolSpace:
Oh noes, you a flame alchemist?
Oh noes, you must be a retard.  |
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#13
2006-10-11, 01:07 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
Jesus hates you.
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#14
2006-10-11, 01:34 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
Post this in: My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God.
And I doubt Jesus was an alchemist, I'd like to see some evidence of that to convince me of such a thing.
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2006-10-11, 02:16 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
MGCBTSOOYG.
-=Sephiroth=-
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2006-10-11, 19:44 |
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Re: Was Jesus an Alchemist?
Maybe. There might be some merit there.
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