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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2006-10-09, 00:51
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Especially if you don't have one.
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# 2
2006-10-09, 00:54
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Reading Pa USA
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my god is the sun..and I DARE you to beat the shit out of the sun...it'll burn your ass!
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# 3
2006-10-09, 01:03
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Hey Moses could stomp the suns ass anyday
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# 4
2006-10-09, 02:36
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Reading Pa USA
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Hey Moses could stomp the suns ass anyday
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...and George Bush Jr. got a 1600 on his SATs....
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# 5
2006-10-09, 07:23
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My god is a vengeful god. He is an indian, with the head of a wolf.
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# 6
2006-10-09, 10:30
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Behind the boat house
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Hey Moses could stomp the suns ass anyday
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Moses couldn't do shit next to the Sun. All Moses did was herd sheep and get god to do his bidding. Ass.
Cheers,
Lost
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# 7
2006-10-09, 14:53
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Especially if you don't have one.
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if i dont have a god (which i dont) how can you beat the shit out of it? theres nothing to beat the shit out of... im sorry, but your logic is gay
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# 8
2006-10-10, 00:26
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Your Logic is Gay. Since you don't have a god, My god wins by default. You FAIL.
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# 9
2006-10-10, 00:35
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Your Logic is Gay. Since you don't have a god, My god wins by default. You FAIL.
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If he doesn't have a god, he isn't a competitor, thus your logic fails.
And when are you gonna realize that you don't have a god, but are one?
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# 10
2006-10-10, 03:16
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Siash:
Your Logic is Gay. Since you don't have a god, My god wins by default. You FAIL.
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your logic failed twice....lmao you suk...
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#11
2006-10-11, 05:23 |
Starsword 
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 Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
Beat the shit out of the Sun. Try it. I dare ya.
Beat the shit out of the Moon. Good luck getting to her.
Beat the shit out of Isis, who once created a magical guided harpoon and speared people with it.
Beat the shit out of Athena, who is probably better at fighting than you. And has cool armor.
Beat the shit out of the Horned God, who not only is a hunter, but has big antlers to gore you with.
I'd buy tickets to those fights.
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#12
2006-10-11, 05:59 |
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
quote:Originally posted by Starsword:
Beat the shit out of the Sun. Try it. I dare ya.
Beat the shit out of the Moon. Good luck getting to her.
Beat the shit out of Isis, who once created a magical guided harpoon and speared people with it.
Beat the shit out of Athena, who is probably better at fighting than you. And has cool armor.
Beat the shit out of the Horned God, who not only is a hunter, but has big antlers to gore you with.
I'd buy tickets to those fights.
Dude, harpoons and antlers don't got shit on the Rod of Moses!
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#13
2006-10-12, 06:15 |
karma_sleeper
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:
My god is a vengeful god. He is an indian, with the head of a wolf.
Now let's all bow our heads and pretend to be serious.
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#14
2006-10-12, 12:34 |
One_way_mirror
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
I am teh God of my reality. tell your god to bring it.
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#15
2006-10-12, 18:25 |
Source
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
And on the sabbath day, God said "My cock is bigger than your cock!"
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#16
2006-10-12, 18:53 |
MidnightRambler
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
Originally posted by Starsword:
Beat the shit out of the Sun. Try it. I dare ya.
Beat the shit out of the Moon. Good luck getting to her.
Beat the shit out of Isis, who once created a magical guided harpoon and speared people with it.
Beat the shit out of Athena, who is probably better at fighting than you. And has cool armor.
Beat the shit out of the Horned God, who not only is a hunter, but has big antlers to gore you with.
I'd buy tickets to those fights.
Dude, harpoons and antlers don't got shit on the Rod of Moses!
Yeah, if I've got my stories right, it can turn into a snake. Snakes in a Bible!
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#17
2006-10-12, 21:59 |
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
Apparently,
the distance from earth and size can be determined by the colour:
blue is the biggest/hottest.... 
but how long do those suns last? |
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#18
2006-10-13, 21:17 |
Mutter
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
My god is the Fresh Prince.
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#19
2006-10-14, 08:42 |
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Napier, New Zealand
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
quote:Originally posted by Mutter:
My god is the Fresh Prince.
QFT
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#20
2006-10-18, 00:29 |
ghost_of_perdition13
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Re: My god CAN beat the shit out of your god.
none of you guys got shit on the flying spaghetti monster
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