Xenu the space Lord

how would a fight between Xenu and any other religeous figure go

if you dont know about Xenu google wiki and scientology

need I say more

sounds to me like angels and demons. exept modernized. either way i would say jesus cause this guy doesnt have powers(or at least wiki didnt talk about them)

[Viraljimmy]

Xenu would be a good bet -

he has the nukes.

[Source]

I just went to wiki and looked it up, I can tell you this. I have never read such dribble in my life! People actually believe this?!

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I just went to wiki and looked it up, I can tell you this. I have never read such dribble in my life! People actually believe this?!

What can I say? It takes MASSIVE balls to live in a volcano.

/praise xenu

[ArmsMerchant]

True religious figures would have no need to fight.

quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

True religious figures would have no need to fight.

Tell that to Jesus. I’m looking forward to the apocalypse, are you, ArmsMerchant?

[Viraljimmy]

I'll wait and buy it on dvd.

Well, the God and Goddess would kick Xenu's ass. The God would gore him in the stomach with His antlers and then fuck him up the ass to teach him a lesson. Then the Goddess would beat him in the face with Her breasts so hard he would see stars. Then they'd both yell "LEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOYY JEEEEENNNNNNNNKKIIIIIINNS!" and punch him in the face a few times for good measure.

I'm Wiccan by the way.

I guess Xenu would drop all their asses in a volcano, so he wins.

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I just went to wiki and looked it up, I can tell you this. I have never read such dribble in my life! People actually believe this?!

Why it's almost as insane as a talking bush or a virgin birth!

quote:Originally posted by Frontier Psychiatrist:

Why it's almost as insane as a talking bush or a virgin birth!

Hehe Zing