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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add AntlerBoy to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-10, 08:56
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Look at it this way: the Earth is accepted to be 4.5 billion years old. Now, the Creationists might argue with this, but who says a day for God is the same length it is for us?

Let's do a little mental experiment here: The Age of the Earth is 4.5 billion years, from the oldest solids. Now, if we take that back a bit further, to when, say, the first gasses that swirled around to make the Earth appeared, we might come up with a number close to 7 billion.

7 billion years. Now, if we postulate that God took six "days" to create the Earth and place the first humans upon it (300,000 to 500,000 years ago), and that his "days" each lasted one billion years, and then took the seventh to rest, we come up with an interesting hypothesis:

God is sleeping. And, if this is all correct, and so is the Bible, then He went to sleep probably several thousand years ago, say, about the time he let the Jews out of Egypt. His last known REAL miracle. Regardless, it's unimportant.

The point is, He's going to be asleep for at least another 999,999 million years.

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Old 2006-09-10, 10:51
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Where his he sleeping? I want to wake him up and have a few words with him, u'know about what a lousy job he did.
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Old 2006-09-10, 11:24
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Or he's watching us all and having a good laugh or, most likely, he isn't real.
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Old 2006-09-10, 14:51
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That's interesting, the Bible never said he stopped resting...
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Old 2006-09-10, 15:12
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very interesting take on it.
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Old 2006-09-10, 19:24
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Not true i heard god take a shit today. that turd must have taken on some godly proportions to make god grunt and moan so loud.
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Old 2006-09-10, 20:13
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Kind of an interesting point, actually. My question would be, however: why would a truly omnipotent being need to sleep at all? Or divert his attention in any way?



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Old 2006-09-10, 20:17
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quote:Originally posted by Entheogenic:

Kind of an interesting point, actually. My question would be, however: why would a truly omnipotent being need to sleep at all? Or divert his attention in any way?



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and, with the omniscience thing, there's no limitation on what he can do. he can rest and still watch over the world if he wanted to.
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Old 2006-09-10, 22:01
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quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

and, with the omniscience thing, there's no limitation on what he can do. he can rest and still watch over the world if he wanted to.
Okay, it may be possible to watch while resting. But his seventh day of resting won't be over for millions of years and that means judgement day is a long way off!
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Old 2006-09-10, 23:03
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Human beings given enough technology could create a planet in much less time than 6 billion years. So God must be mexican or something, that explains why he's always appearing on taco shells I guess.
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Old 2006-09-11, 02:53
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Default Re: Neonihilism or: He's Asleep Upstairs.

quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

and, with the omniscience thing, there's no limitation on what he can do. he can rest and still watch over the world if he wanted to.



Just out of curiosity, is there actually any line in the bible where it SAYS god is omnipotent and omniscient? I can't recall anyone ever quoting it to prove that point. It's just sort of taken for granted.
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Old 2006-09-11, 08:45
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So if He’s been asleep, who performed all the judging and smiting in the Old Testament?
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Old 2006-09-11, 10:46
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quote:Originally posted by AntlerBoy:



Just out of curiosity, is there actually any line in the bible where it SAYS god is omnipotent and omniscient? I can't recall anyone ever quoting it to prove that point. It's just sort of taken for granted.

I don't know if it is or not. But if it isn't, then what gives him the right to call himself God?
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Old 2006-09-11, 23:48
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quote:Originally posted by flatplat:

So if He’s been asleep, who performed all the judging and smiting in the Old Testament?

Maybe he was talking in his sleep/having nightmares?

Maybe it was fabricated? If God is always right, why did he stop smiting people? People certainly haven't gotten any closer to "God's path" and he didn't have any qualms about killing people before, so why the sudden change of heart?

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Old 2006-09-12, 04:27
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quote:Originally posted by flatplat:

So if He’s been asleep, who performed all the judging and smiting in the Old Testament?

He got up to get a drink of water.
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Old 2006-09-12, 07:54
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quote:Originally posted by AntlerBoy:

He got up to get a drink of water.

No, silly. He had to pee.

For fourty days and fourty nights.
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