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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1

2006-09-09, 04:46
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Who would win?
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# 2

2006-09-09, 05:20
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carlton
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# 3

2006-09-09, 05:22
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Alah is the Christian God. AKA YHWH AKA Jehova.
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# 4

2006-09-09, 05:31
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harry chalmers
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# 5

2006-09-09, 05:32
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Jehovahs ain't allowed blood pransfusions. 
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# 6

2006-09-13, 01:51
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Allah is god.
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# 7

2006-09-13, 03:32
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Regular
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cryptome.org cryptogon.com
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Allah is a creation of Lucifer.
Why else would so much pain and suffering be caused in his name in an elightened age such as this?
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# 8

2006-09-13, 04:23
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Wisconsin United States
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Sponsored Links:
Who would win?
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It's the same dude, dude.
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# 9

2006-09-13, 06:46
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:
Allah is a creation of Lucifer.
Why else would so much pain and suffering be caused in his name in an elightened age such as this?
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Enlightened? 35% of Americans believe that the Earth is less that 10,000 years old. Many of these same people believe that a vacine that could prevent a deadly cancer will corup the youth.
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# 10

2006-09-13, 14:48
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by tha vaccine are you talking about weed?
and the winner would not be got but G-d. because muslims are the descendents of abrahams illegitamite son so therefore they are of lower status then that of the semites
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# 11

2006-09-13, 14:52
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Allah is the Arabic word for God. Not a god, but the God. The religions of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam ultimately worship the same monotheistic entity.
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# 12

2006-09-14, 03:30
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by MongolianThroatCancer:
by tha vaccine are you talking about weed?
and the winner would not be got but G-d. because muslims are the descendents of abrahams illegitamite son so therefore they are of lower status then that of the semites
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Actually he's talking about the vaccine for the human papilloma virus which is believed to cause various cancers of the female reproductive organs. Recently a vaccine for HPV was developted. The vaccine is most effective when administered before a woman starts engaging in sexual intercourse. Various religious groups are exherting political pressure to prevent the distribution of the vaccine because they feel it will encourage teengaers to engage in pre-marital sex.
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# 13

2006-09-14, 18:57
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Moderator
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Wasilla, Alaska
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by ADogg:
It's the same dude, dude.
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Well put.
There are zilions of various and sundry discarnate entities, devas, nature spirits and so on, but only one top dog god--doesn't matter whether you call Him/Her/It/Them Whatever God, Allah, Yahway, Amway, Monty, the Force, the unifid field, Spirit, the Great Spirit, the universal intelligence, Mumbo Jumbo--the label is not the thing--the map is not the territory--and the menu is not the meal.
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# 14

2006-09-15, 15:54
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Bill Clinton
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# 15

2006-09-15, 16:09
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The better question is:
Mohamed vs. Jesus. Who would win?
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# 16

2006-09-15, 16:16
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:
The better question is:
Mohamed vs. Jesus. Who would win?
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Not even a fair fight. Muhammad couldn't perform miracles.
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# 17

2006-09-15, 18:23
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Between space and time.
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quote:Originally posted by Martini:
Not even a fair fight. Muhammad couldn't perform miracles.
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Or read or write and wasn't born of a virgin..Jesus wins by far! hehe
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# 18

2006-09-15, 20:05
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Did Muhammad descend into hell and come out more whole?
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2006-09-15, 20:27
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quote:Originally posted by Martini:
Not even a fair fight. Muhammad couldn't perform miracles.
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no
Abraham vs Moses vs Jesus vs Muhammed vs Buddha
i threw Buddha in there to mix things up.
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# 20

2006-09-15, 20:31
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by niggersexual:
Did Muhammad descend into hell and come out more whole?
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No. You're confusing Muhammad with Tony Manero in "Satan's Alley" again.
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# 21

2006-09-16, 01:53
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:
Mumbo Jumbo--the label is not the thing--the map is not the territory--and the menu is not the meal.
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Not bad. I like that.
But I think the "thing", is a thing,
or a "territory", sure, but not a "who".
Know what I mean?
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# 22

2006-09-16, 04:30
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Wisconsin United States
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by MongolianThroatCancer:
by tha vaccine are you talking about weed?
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No, he's talking about the vaccine for HPV, the human papaloma virus, that has been clinically shown to cause cervical cancer. They developed a vaccine for it, but some people are worried that it will lead to promiscuous behavior... Punishing sex with cancer and perhaps even death? These people are sick fuckers.
Whoops... Didn't notice that someone else said anything about it. Well anyway...
[This message has been edited by ADogg (edited 09-16-2006).]
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