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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add nametag to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-08, 22:14
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if a catholic were to approach a priest, take a knife and stab them selves repeatedly in the torso, yet ask forgiveness the moment before they died, would they go to heaven? or still be condemned to hell. just something ive been pondering over the past few hours
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  #2   Add elfstone to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-09, 00:15
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Are you thinking of commiting suicide? Because there are better ways than stabbing yourself :P

Btw, there's no such thing as heaven so don't bother finding a priest. Spend some quality time on your suicide note instead!
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  #3   Add king koopa to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-09, 00:22
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Yup, you have to go to heaven. You caught them on a technicality!! lol
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Old 2006-09-09, 04:25
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Only if they were sincere in their desire to be forgiven, and know that what they did was wrong, and would not do it if they had a chance to do it over.
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Old 2006-09-09, 05:47
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Yea theyd end up burning in hell if there was one because the actually have to mean it. that is why suicide is one of the worst sins other than denying jesus because you cant ask for forgiveness if your dead. if i were the priest id look at you and laugh and be like "man what a dumbfuck, i guess ill call the ambulance"
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  #6   Add piewalker101 to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-09, 22:49
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Well, if you thought like that, you wouldn't be a priest

[This message has been edited by piewalker101 (edited 09-09-2006).]
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  #7   Add Source to your ignore list  
Old 2006-09-09, 23:31
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You'd probably be in too much pain and forget about the forgiveness thing.
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