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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2006-08-24, 01:11
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# 2
2006-08-24, 01:14
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No, it promotes evil thought. But fucking the shit out of your wife is fine. Just don't put it in the asshole.
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# 3
2006-08-24, 01:18
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lmao
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# 4
2006-08-24, 02:31
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Ask a priest or a pastor or preacher or whatever. see what they say. it might be funny.
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# 5
2006-08-24, 03:59
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You could use wanking/sex as a way of getting in touch with yourself (pun intended) if you don't think obscene thoughts and transcend the act.
Either way unless your catholic God could give two shits if you touch yourself.
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# 6
2006-08-24, 04:02
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You could use wanking/sex as a way of getting in touch with yourself (pun intended) if you don't think obscene thoughts and transcend the act.
Either way unless your catholic God could give two shits if you touch yourself.
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# 7
2006-08-24, 06:16
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God has to accept my wanking whether he likes it or not. It's not like he has any choice in the matter.
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# 8
2006-08-24, 13:11
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by FunkyZombie:
God has to accept my wanking whether he likes it or not. It's not like he has any choice in the matter.
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He's a'cookin' somethin' up.
I have no idea about other Christian denominations, but Catholics believe anything sexual that occurs outside of marriage and without the intention to create a child is wrong. If a man and a wife are fucking with a condom or other form of b.c., it's wrong. If they fuck while she's pregnant, it's wrong. They believe that our ability to reproduce is a magical gift from God, and we should not waste our sperm (which are particularly magical) on anything else.
Perhaps somebody more knowledgeable could explain why they think sex is sacred? Is it because we're the only species that can do it?
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# 9
2006-08-24, 13:18
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:
He's a'cookin' somethin' up.
I have no idea about other Christian denominations, but Catholics believe anything sexual that occurs outside of marriage and without the intention to create a child is wrong. If a man and a wife are fucking with a condom or other form of b.c., it's wrong. If they fuck while she's pregnant, it's wrong. They believe that our ability to reproduce is a magical gift from God, and we should not waste our sperm (which are particularly magical) on anything else.
Perhaps somebody more knowledgeable could explain why they think sex is sacred? Is it because we're the only species that can do it?
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Sex should be considered sacred AND fun!
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# 10
2006-08-24, 14:53
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Considering the human fetus masturbates, everyone is guilty if you consider it a guilt, if not get on with your life. This is such a boring topic.
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#11
2006-08-24, 15:07 |
ollo 
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 Re: does god accept wanking
Every sperm is sacred
every sperm is good
every sperm is needed
in your neighborhood
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#12
2006-08-24, 15:12 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
God probably wanks so probably not...
Wait, unless you dont think God's a hipocrite, which most of you probably do. >.>
[This message has been edited by Ventured (edited 08-24-2006).]
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2006-08-24, 19:04 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
God accepts everything, judges nothing,punishes nothing.
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#14
2006-08-25, 14:00 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:
God accepts everything, judges nothing,punishes nothing.
That is, ofcourse, according to Catholicism.
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#15
2006-08-25, 15:13 |
Martini
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Re: does god accept wanking
quote:Originally posted by anonymouslyaware
That is, ofcourse, according to Catholicism.
No, that is not according to Catholicism.
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#16
2006-08-25, 15:40 |
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Re: does god accept wanking
What AM said, although it does slow down spiritual progression.
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#17
2006-08-25, 15:52 |
smallpox champion
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Re: does god accept wanking
If wanking is a sin, then so is skydiving.
Aaaaahhhhh.... that adrenaline feels gooood.
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#18
2006-08-25, 16:39 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
just remeber that god loves you and eventually he'll send you to an eternity of fiery hell! lol
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#19
2006-08-25, 17:35 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:
I have no idea about other Christian denominations, but Catholics believe anything sexual that occurs outside of marriage and without the intention to create a child is wrong. If a man and a wife are fucking with a condom or other form of b.c., it's wrong. If they fuck while she's pregnant, it's wrong. They believe that our ability to reproduce is a magical gift from God, and we should not waste our sperm (which are particularly magical) on anything else.
This is incorrect. The Catholic Church has permitted condom use, at least, for quite a while now.
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#20
2006-08-25, 19:03 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:
What AM said, although it does slow down spiritual progression.
with respect, I differ. There is no ned to mortify the flesh to advance spiritually.
Sex is a gift and a blessing from God.
And given the fact that the world is grossly over-populated and disease-ridden, wanking is a far more responsible means of expressing sexuality than is so-called "normal" sex.
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#21
2006-08-25, 19:15 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
If wanking is a sin, then so is skydiving.
Aaaaahhhhh.... that adrenaline feels gooood.
FTW!
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#22
2006-08-25, 21:54 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.  |
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#23
2006-08-26, 15:46 |
TheGabe
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Re: does god accept wanking
quote:Originally posted by The_Big_Beef:
Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I must have caused the deaths of millions of innocent kittens..... *sobs*
But seeing as God INVENTED masturbation i'm sure He doesn't disapprove of it? |
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#24
2006-08-27, 21:34 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
quote:Originally posted by The_Big_Beef:
Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.
GOOD |
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#25
2006-08-27, 21:41 |
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Re: does god accept wanking
Well, GOD intended for sex to be procreative AND fun, and if you deviate and you feel bad hell forgive you so, EVERYBODY WINS
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