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2006-08-20, 00:05

Satanz Handicaped Helper Satanz Handicaped Helper is offline

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I was thinking of puting it in I Found It On The Web but I tought it would do better here as most would take religion more serious. Move if you think its right. Anyways here are my results:

agnosticism 100%

atheism 75%

Islam 63%

Satanism 58%

Paganism 58%

Hinduism 46%

Buddhism 42%

Judaism 42%

Christianity 21%

Weird as I was raised Catholic and have no idea what agnosticism is.

2006-08-20, 00:28

Q777

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You scored as atheism.

atheism 92%

Satanism 92%

agnosticism 88%

Paganism 42%

Buddhism 33%

Judaism 29%

Islam 17%

Christianity 17%

Hinduism 4%

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2006-08-20, 00:35

malaria

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quote:You scored as agnosticism.

agnosticism 88%

Buddhism 67%

Paganism 67%

Islam 63%

Judaism 42%

atheism 42%

Hinduism 25%

Satanism 25%

Christianity 8%

2006-08-20, 00:40

Graemy

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gloucesterVA US

Buddhism 83%

atheism 54%

Paganisn 50%

Hinduism 46%

agnosticism 46%

Satanism 42%

Christianity 29%

Islam 25%

Judaism 21%

2006-08-20, 00:56

Drips

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B.C Canada

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 79%

Buddhism 75%

Paganism 75%

Islam 63%

Hinduism 58%

atheism 58%

Judaism 38%

Christianity 29%

agnosticism 25%

[This message has been edited by Drips (edited 08-20-2006).]

2006-08-20, 01:06

hespeaks

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Brooklyn NY United States

You scored as atheism

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

88%

Atheism

88%

Satanism

88%

Buddhism

50%

Paganism

38%

Judaism

25%

agnosticism

25%

Christianity

13%

Hinduism

0%

Islam

[This message has been edited by hespeaks (edited 08-20-2006).]

2006-08-20, 01:57

Xerxes89

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EARTH

Buddhism 100%

Paganism 75%

atheism 46%

Hinduism 42%

Satanism 38%

Christianity 33%

Islam 33%

agnosticism 17%

Judaism 17%

WOOOT BUDDHISM!!!!

2006-08-20, 01:59

Abrahim

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Hawaii

Islam

83%

Buddhism

67%

Satanism

58%

Hinduism

54%

Paganism

54%

Christianity

46%

Judaism

33%

agnosticism

33%

atheism

0%

HEY YOU GUYS WHO SCORED 63% on Islam, there were a few of you, wanna learn more!?

2006-08-20, 02:19

flatplat

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The little land of Oz

Satanism 100%

atheism 79%

Paganism 71%

agnosticism 54%

Buddhism 46%

Christianity 29%

Islam 25%

Judaism 21%

Hinduism 4%

Rather interesting. I would've though that Atheism would've come out as the top one. Guess I'm one of the more self indulgent types.

But I'm not suprised most of the theistic one are sitting way down the bottom though.

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2006-08-20, 02:48

Sommers88

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PotvilleMN

atheism 100%

Satanism 100%

Buddhism 50%

Paganism 50%

agnosticism 50%

Judaism 42%

Islam 33%

Christianity 0%

Hinduism 0%

How could I get 100% in 2 things?

#11

2006-08-20, 03:47

kenwih

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

75%

atheism

71%

Buddhism

63%

Paganism

50%

Judaism

42%

Christianity

29%

Hinduism

21%

Islam

17%

some of those questions were worded incorrectly.

#12

2006-08-20, 04:16

KRJ

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Buddhism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism

75%

Hinduism

58%

Islam

54%

Satanism

50%

Paganism

46%

agnosticism

42%

Judaism

33%

Christianity

29%

atheism

25%

Wow,well that's a shock compared to what I get most of the time to these things...

#13

2006-08-20, 05:46

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#14

2006-08-20, 10:57

dearestnight_falcon dearestnight_falcon is offline

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

67%

atheism

58%

Buddhism

42%

agnosticism

25%

Judaism

21%

Islam

8%

Hinduism

8%

Paganism

8%

Christianity

0%

Stupid, stupid test.

Doesn't cover those who are non religious yet hold to the view that morality is absolute.

#15

2006-08-20, 12:29

Source

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

92%

atheism

88%

Paganism

88%

Buddhism

83%

Islam

58%

agnosticism

54%

Christianity

42%

Judaism

38%

Hinduism

29%

I was expecting Atheism to be my top.

#16

2006-08-20, 20:23

Interest

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Don't believe the hype..

in Christianity anything other then following Jesus is following Satan no matter how it's painted.

#17

2006-08-20, 20:28

Interest

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Christianity.

Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianity

96%

Judaism

54%

Buddhism

46%

Paganism

33%

Islam

29%

Hinduism

21%

Satanism

21%

agnosticism

4%

atheism

0%

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2006-08-20, 20:46

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South Texas

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2006-08-21, 01:42

boozehound420 boozehound420 is offline

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

79%

atheism

42%

Paganism

42%

Buddhism

33%

Christianity

29%

Judaism

29%

Islam

17%

Hinduism

13%

satanism, fuck that shit, how is not believing in a god make me worship satain

and it ses im 79% agnosticism because i answerd that 1 question saying existance of god cannot be proven

#20

2006-08-21, 01:56

CaffeineJunkie CaffeineJunkie is offline

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Paganism

96%

Buddhism

83%

Hinduism

71%

Satanism

63%

Islam

42%

Christianity

33%

Judaism

33%

agnosticism

0%

atheism

0%

Im actually Wiccan. so ya...

#21

2006-08-21, 03:08

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

100%

Satanism

79%

Buddhism

63%

Islam

63%

atheism

58%

Paganism

46%

Judaism

29%

Hinduism

25%

Christianity

17%

#22

2006-08-21, 04:30

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Christianity

88%

Buddhism

75%

agnosticism

58%

Hinduism

46%

Judaism

42%

Islam

38%

Paganism

33%

Satanism

25%

atheism

0%

#23

2006-08-21, 04:33

CaffeineJunkie CaffeineJunkie is offline

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

hey Satanz Handicaped Helper, told you I'd be around

#24

2006-08-21, 04:47

Abrahim

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

79%

atheism

42%

Paganism

42%

Buddhism

33%

Christianity

29%

Judaism

29%

Islam

17%

Hinduism

13%

satanism, fuck that shit, how is not believing in a god make me worship satain

and it ses im 79% agnosticism because i answerd that 1 question saying existance of god cannot be proven

In this, Satanism is not a reference to Theistic Satanism but the Atheistic Satanism of Anton LeVay.

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2006-08-21, 04:50

Abrahim

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

79%

atheism

42%

Paganism

42%

Buddhism

33%

Christianity

29%

Judaism

29%

Islam

17%

Hinduism

13%

satanism, fuck that shit, how is not believing in a god make me worship satain

and it ses im 79% agnosticism because i answerd that 1 question saying existance of god cannot be proven

Hey Buddy! Just to clearify something, this test is not referencing to Theistic Satanism which is a very small minority but rather ATHEISTIC SATANISM as described by Anton LeVay.

#26

2006-08-21, 05:29

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Islam 96%

Buddhism 63%

Judaism 54%

Christianity 33%

Satanism 29%

Paganism 25%

agnosticism 21%

Hinduism 17%

atheism 4%

#27

2006-08-21, 05:43

Abrahim

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by hankletank:

Islam 96%

Buddhism 63%

Judaism 54%

Christianity 33%

Satanism 29%

Paganism 25%

agnosticism 21%

Hinduism 17%

atheism 4%

Fantastic!

#28

2006-08-21, 06:01

FunkyZombie FunkyZombie is offline

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

agnosticism 92%

atheism 83%

Buddhism 63%

Satanism 63%

I suppose that makes sense. I've always said it's not that I don't believe in God it's just that I don't believe in any of your Gods. I only call myself atheist to freak out the weakminded. Plus I've always felt an affection for Buddhism, the world needs more Atheistic religions in my opinion.

Satanism though just tickles my funnybone. It's the only other Atheistic religion I can think of. Basically a bunch of atheists got together and decided plain vanilla Atheism was too boring. So they dressed in robes and started acting all spooky to freak out the fundies. Whats not to like?

#29

2006-08-21, 06:08

Abrahim

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by FunkyZombie:

agnosticism 92%

atheism 83%

Buddhism 63%

Satanism 63%

I suppose that makes sense. I've always said it's not that I don't believe in God it's just that I don't believe in any of your Gods. I only call myself atheist to freak out the weakminded. Plus I've always felt an affection for Buddhism, the world needs more Atheistic religions in my opinion.

Satanism though just tickles my funnybone. It's the only other Atheistic religion I can think of. Basically a bunch of atheists got together and decided plain vanilla Atheism was too boring. So they dressed in robes and started acting all spooky to freak out the fundies. Whats not to like?

Where was Islam?

#30

2006-08-21, 07:26

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You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 100%

Islam 75%

atheism 75%

Satanism 71%

Paganism 67%

Buddhism 63%

Hinduism 58%

Judaism 33%

Christianity 29%

Pretty accurate in general terms but I consider myself a Agnostic spiritualist which is the view that there may or may not be a god (or gods), while maintaining a general personal belief in a spiritual aspect of reality, particularly without distinct religious basis, or adherence to any established doctrine or dogma.

#31

2006-08-21, 11:00

MRman

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

Paganism

88%

atheism

88%

Buddhism

79%

Satanism

79%

Judaism

54%

Christianity

33%

Hinduism

29%

agnosticism

29%

Islam

29%

that is fucking bullshit... i am a buddhist through and through, no test is gonna tell me what i am, and besides, i took a better test that said i was therevada buddhist so fuck that test

#32

2006-08-21, 12:11

Abrahim

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by MRman:

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

Paganism

88%

atheism

88%

Buddhism

79%

Satanism

79%

Judaism

54%

Christianity

33%

Hinduism

29%

agnosticism

29%

Islam

29%

that is fucking bullshit... i am a buddhist through and through, no test is gonna tell me what i am, and besides, i took a better test that said i was therevada buddhist so fuck that test

"that is fucking bullshit... i am a buddhist" I think the Dalai Lama said that once.

[This message has been edited by Abrahim (edited 08-21-2006).]

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2006-08-21, 12:21

LiquidIce

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible toprove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism 75%

Satanism 75%

Islam 71%

Paganism 67%

Buddhism 67%

Hinduism 58%

Judaism 50%

atheism 46%

Christianity 33%

~Yup, thats pretty accurate, almost satanism, almost islam... almost paganism... christianity last place... yeah, thats pretty much me.

[This message has been edited by LiquidIce (edited 08-21-2006).]

#34

2006-08-21, 14:57

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Buddhism

83%

Hinduism

83%

Islam

67%

Judaism

58%

Christianity

58%

agnosticism

54%

Paganism

50%

atheism

21%

Satanism

8%

#35

2006-08-21, 15:30

Beelz

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

atheism

63%

Islam

58%

agnosticism

54%

Paganism

46%

Satanism

46%

Judaism

42%

Buddhism

29%

Christianity

29%

Hinduism

4%

#36

2006-08-21, 18:01

Zman

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

<b>Christianity</b>. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian.

Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people's sins.

Christianit>92%

Judaism71%

Islam50

Buddhism33%

Hinduism17%

agnosticism17%

Satanism0%Paganism0%atheis;0%

[This message has been edited by Zman (edited 08-21-2006).]

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2006-08-21, 18:44

Plex

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

atheism 83%

Satanism 75%

agnosticism 67%

Paganism 63%

Buddhism 58%

Judaism 29%

Islam 25%

Christianity 21%

Hinduism 0%

[This message has been edited by Plex (edited 08-21-2006).]

#38

2006-08-21, 23:30

zhoner

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 88%

Christianity 67%

Buddhism 58%

Islam 54%

Paganism 46%

agnosticism 46%

atheism 33%

Judaism 29%

Hinduism 25%

#39

2006-08-21, 23:33

Graemy

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gloucesterVA US

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

BUDDHISTS UNITE!!

#40

2006-08-21, 23:55

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Islam, except I'm catholic... ?

#41

2006-08-21, 23:55

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as agnosticism.

agnosticism 88%

Islam 71%

Satanism 67%

Buddhism 67%

Paganism 63%

atheism 63%

Christianity 33%

Hinduism 25%

Judaism 17%

#42

2006-08-22, 01:25

RogueEagle91 RogueEagle91 is offline

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

i know this is a pointless quiz, but i wouldn't have guessed so many would score so high in satanism. but, then i think this is totse. we all like to indulge without consequence...

Satanism

88%

Buddhism

79%

Paganism

67%

agnosticism

63%

atheism

63%

Judaism

50%

Islam

29%

Hinduism

13%

Christianity

0%

#43

2006-08-22, 01:36

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

atheism

100%

Satanism

79%

Islam

58%

agnosticism

54%

Buddhism

50%

Paganism

42%

Judaism

25%

Christianity

17%

Hinduism

4%

AMEN

#44

2006-08-22, 05:30

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Buddhism

100%

agnosticism

83%

atheism

54%

Paganism

46%

Islam

42%

Hinduism

33%

Christianity

25%

Judaism

21%

Satanism

17%

#45

2006-08-22, 05:41

Abrahim

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by 23:

Islam, except I'm catholic... ?

Talk to me!

#46

2006-08-22, 10:35

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Buddhism 83%

Paganism 75%

Hinduism 75%

Satanism 75%

Christianity 63%

Islam 58%

agnosticism 58%

atheism 33%

Judaism 25%

#47

2006-08-22, 11:11

MRman

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by Graemy:

BUDDHISTS UNITE!!

*unites with other buddhists*

#48

2006-08-23, 03:26

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Satanism

92%

atheism

67%

Paganism

67%

Buddhism

63%

agnosticism

63%

Hinduism

54%

Islam

42%

Christianity

25%

Judaism

21%

#49

2006-08-23, 03:33

Abrahim

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by random_jew:

atheism

100%

Satanism

79%

Islam

58%

agnosticism

54%

Buddhism

50%

Paganism

42%

Judaism

25%

Christianity

17%

Hinduism

4%

AMEN

Islam!

#50

2006-08-23, 03:51

WNxCurian

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Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Christianity

83%

Islam

50%

Judaism

50%

Paganism

33%

Buddhism

29%

agnosticism

25%

Satanism

25%

Hinduism

21%

atheism

0%

yep

#51

2006-08-23, 11:06

Loc Dogg

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Islam.

Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam

100%

Buddhism

63%

Judaism

58%

Paganism

50%

Satanism

25%

Christianity

21%

Hinduism

8%

agnosticism

8%

atheism

0%

#52

2006-08-24, 05:01

Purple Turtle AK Purple Turtle AK is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Interesting since I have a Doctorate in Theology! LOL

You scored as agnosticism.

You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

67%

Buddhism

67%

Satanism

54%

Paganism

50%

Judaism

46%

Christianity

46%

Hinduism

38%

atheism

33%

Islam

33%

#53

2006-08-24, 05:43

Zay

Moderator

Northern VA

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

I dont know what to make of this, I scored islam highest right after agnosticism , even though I've never had an interest in it.

agnosticism

100%

Islam

67%

Satanism

67%

atheism

63%

Paganism

63%

Judaism

54%

Buddhism

46%

Christianity

33%

Hinduism

0%

[This message has been edited by Zay (edited 08-24-2006).]

#54

2006-08-24, 08:45

Abrahim

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

I dont know what to make of this, I scored islam highest right after agnosticism , even though I've never had an interest in it.

agnosticism

100%

Islam

67%

Satanism

67%

atheism

63%

Paganism

63%

Judaism

54%

Buddhism

46%

Christianity

33%

Hinduism

0%

Well you know who you can talk to if you ever have any questions about Islam!

#55

2006-08-24, 08:50

Raw_Power

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Abrahim, stop fucking spamming! This is not an instant messenger and this is certainly not a lecture hall where youre the soul lecturer!

So, as you can see, the universe and what it is within is god. And I base this hypothesis on entirely nothing except what some Neanderthals said and my own personal opinion that god has to be omnipotent. Any questions? Huh, huh, huh?! Any?!

#56

2006-09-06, 01:34

Sephiroth

Moderator

Columbus, Ohio

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Judaism

100%

Islam

75%

Buddhism

54%

Christianity

38%

Paganism

25%

Hinduism

13%

agnosticism

13%

Satanism

8%

atheism

0%

#57

2006-09-06, 04:25

HandOfZek

Regular

Wyoming, USA

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

92%

atheism

83%

agnosticism

63%

Buddhism

46%

Paganism

42%

Christianity

21%

Judaism

17%

Islam

8%

Hinduism

0%

#58

2006-09-06, 08:30

firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism 88%

Paganism 79%

Satanism 75%

agnosticism 71%

Hinduism 58%

atheism 46%

Islam 46%

Judaism 42%

Christianity 38%

Edit: Weird, because out of all of those, Hinduism is the closest to my beliefs.

[This message has been edited by firekitty751 (edited 09-06-2006).]

#59

2006-09-06, 09:57

redzed

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism

83%

Buddhism

79%

agnosticism

71%

Christianity

67%

Hinduism

67%

Satanism

58%

Judaism

58%

Islam

42%

atheism

38%

Who woulda thought

That's the second one of these that reckons pagan, maybe should look into it?

Pagans Unite!!!

#60

2006-09-09, 01:22

PossesedSmurf PossesedSmurf is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Satanism 100%

atheism 75%

Buddhism 67%

Judaism 67%

Islam 58%

agnosticism 50%

Paganism 38%

Hinduism 25%

Christianity 8%

Funny, I'm a Satanist.

#61

2006-09-09, 02:20

tatari gami tatari gami is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Satanism 100%

atheism 71%

Judaism 38%

Buddhism 33%

Paganism 17%

agnosticism 17%

Christianity 13%

Hinduism 4%

Islam 4%

#62

2006-09-09, 02:30

CaffeineJunkie CaffeineJunkie is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

quote:Originally posted by redzed:

Pagans Unite!!!

woooooo

*unites with other pagan*

#63

2006-09-09, 04:22

Betrayal

Regular

Toronto

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

75%

Islam

67%

Christianity

58%

Buddhism

50%

Paganism

50%

atheism

50%

Judaism

42%

Hinduism

38%

#64

2006-09-10, 04:28

1E-

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as agnosticism.

agnosticism

92%

Satanism

79%

Islam

75%

atheism

71%

Paganism

63%

Buddhism

58%

Hinduism

50%

Christianity

33%

Judaism

29%

#65

2006-10-16, 01:00

DeuceOmen

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

100%

agnosticism

79%

Islam

63%

Buddhism

58%

atheism

46%

Paganism

42%

Judaism

38%

Hinduism

38%

Christianity

21%

Lol 100% holy shit.

It seems people on this forum have a big thing against Satanism though. I'm sure this has been asnwered 100 times but I looked in the archives and I cant seem to find out why

#66

2006-10-16, 02:18

Obbe

Regular

San Lorenzo

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

#67

2006-10-16, 02:33

aetherdweller aetherdweller is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism

75%

agnosticism

63%

Buddhism

63%

Islam

46%

Hinduism

42%

atheism

42%

Satanism

42%

Judaism

29%

Christianity

25%

Paganism.... eh, close enough.

#68

2006-10-16, 04:09

Hexadecimal Hexadecimal is offline

Regular

Rockford, IL

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Sweet! Weird though, because I'm buddhist, hindi, christian, taoist, islamic, jewish, pagan, satanic, shinto, and agnostic. Err, let's just call it pantheism, if you want. I believe God has been present in all cultures as a man to spread his Way; hence the complete agreement of teachings between all religions, and even agnosticism to the extreme of solipsism (we are without knowledge of anything, but God is not).

Buddhism 100%

Hinduism 92%

Christianity 83%

Paganism 75%

Satanism 67%

Islam 67%

Judaism 58%

Atheism 33%

Agnosticism 17%

#69

2006-10-16, 07:22

Clarphimous Clarphimous is offline

Regular

......oo00ooo<

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

atheism 67%

Buddhism 63%

agnosticism 63%

Paganism 54%

Satanism 50%

Judaism 33%

Hinduism 33%

Islam 25%

Christianity 21%

I'm rather indecisive. But yeah, that's definitely me. BTW, to fix that problem with the lists messing up, put spaces in your list somewhere. Tabs and line breaks don't do the trick. Have to have spaces, or the auto-word break will come in and screw everything up.

#70

2006-10-16, 07:35

Raw_Power

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Satanism - 96%

atheism - 96%

Buddhism - 75%

agnosticism - 71%

Paganism - 63%

Judaism - 42%

Christianity - 21%

Islam - 17%

Hinduism - 0%

#71

2006-10-21, 06:48

Starsword

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Paganism.

Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.

Paganism

71%

Hinduism

71%

Buddhism

67%

Satanism

63%

agnosticism

58%

Judaism

50%

Islam

46%

Christianity

29%

atheism

17%

#72

2006-10-21, 20:16

ShouldTrip ShouldTrip is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Satanism 79%

atheism 75%

Buddhism 75%

Islam 63%

Paganism 38%

Judaism 33%

agnosticism 29%

Christianity 25%

Hinduism 17%

Heh, sounds ok to me =)

#73

2006-10-21, 21:20

Sharule

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Judaism.

Your views are closest to those of Judaism. If you are not a Jew, do more research on Judaism and possibly consider becoming one; however, realize that conversion to Judaism is difficult. Judaism was the first of the Abrahamic faiths; it precedes both Christianity and Islam.

Judaism - 75%

Islam - 71%

Buddhism - 50%

agnosticism - 50%

Satanism - 33%

Christianity - 29%

Paganism - 17%

atheism - 17%

Hinduism - 4%

#74

2006-10-22, 00:53

dragoon84

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Buddhism 88%

agnosticism 83%

Hinduism 71%

Islam 50%

atheism 50%

Judaism 42%

Paganism 42%

Christianity 38%

Satanism 25%

#75

2006-10-22, 05:03

chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

agnosticism

83%

Satanism

58%

Islam

54%

atheism

50%

Buddhism

50%

Hinduism

46%

Judaism

38%

Paganism

33%

Christianity

17%

the agnostic part being high is no surprise....

#76

2006-10-22, 09:57

Mantikore

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

63%

Islam

63%

Buddhism

58%

Paganism

50%

Christianity

50%

atheism

46%

agnosticism

42%

Judaism

29%

Hinduism

25%

woohoo satanism

#77

2006-10-22, 17:52

Levo75

Regular

Wonderland motherfucker

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

atheism

92%

Satanism

88%

Paganism

58%

agnosticism

50%

Buddhism

46%

Islam

17%

Christianity

8%

Hinduism

0%

Judaism

0%

#78

2006-10-26, 15:47

Dr. Phil

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Satanism 88%

agnosticism 71%

Islam 50%

atheism 42%

Paganism 42%

Christianity 38%

Hinduism 38%

Buddhism 33%

Judaism 21%

omg Satanism. hmm..

#79

2006-10-26, 18:38

sh0x0rz3r

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Wow, a lot of atheists and satanists on totse.

Buddhism 100%

agnosticism 92%

Paganism 79%

Satanism 67%

atheism 63%

Hinduism 46%

Judaism 33%

Christianity 29%

Islam 21%

Hooray for buddhism.

#80

2006-10-26, 19:00

Entheogenic Entheogenic is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

83%

Buddhism

58%

agnosticism

54%

Satanism

54%

Paganism

46%

Judaism

38%

Islam

38%

Christianity

29%

Hinduism

0%

No way! :P

Entheogenic

#81

2006-11-01, 12:34

ThE JoKeR

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Buddhism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism

88%

Paganism

75%

agnosticism

63%

Satanism

54%

atheism

46%

Islam

42%

Hinduism

33%

Judaism

21%

Christianity

8%

[This message has been edited by ThE JoKeR (edited 11-01-2006).]

#82

2006-11-02, 01:11

DaedalusOwnsYou DaedalusOwnsYou is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

96%

Buddhism

79%

atheism

71%

agnosticism

63%

Islam

54%

Hinduism

33%

Paganism

29%

Judaism

29%

Christianity

17%

[This message has been edited by DaedalusOwnsYou (edited 11-02-2006).]

#83

2006-11-02, 08:29

gomp

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

atheism 100%

Satanism 100%

Buddhism 58%

Paganism 54%

agnosticism 29%

Judaism 25%

Christianity 21%

Hinduism 17%

Islam 17%

THERE IS NO GOD DAMN GOD, GOD DAMNIT!!!!

#84

2006-11-07, 04:25

RedWasp

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

100%

Buddhism

88%

agnosticism

83%

atheism

75%

Paganism

46%

Islam

46%

Hinduism

33%

Christianity

25%

Judaism

25%

#85

2006-11-16, 21:36

Duck

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism100%

atheism83%

Buddhism75%

Judaism50%

agnosticism50%

Paganism42%

Hinduism17%

Islam17%

Christianity0%

Nothing I didn't already know

#86

2006-11-16, 23:32

kurdt318

Regular

Oceania

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

79%

atheism

79%

Satanism

79%

Paganism

79%

Islam

67%

Buddhism

58%

Judaism

42%

agnosticism

33%

Christianity

29%

Hinduism

8%

#87

2006-11-17, 01:11

ChaosSlayer ChaosSlayer is offline

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

A got a 100% on Satanism and 92% on atheism. Surprised that I didn't get Atheism first, then Buddhism. Then again, it was hard to take the quiz because it seemed to assume the existance and holiness of a christian God + prophet in a lot of questions.

#88

2006-11-17, 01:26

Seriously

Regular

Re: What religion you should be (in this tests opinian)

You scored as Buddhism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism

83%

Hinduism

79%

Paganism

71%

Satanism

63%

Islam

58%

Christianity

50%

agnosticism

42%

atheism

21%

Judaism

21%