what if you were god?

if you were a god, how would you treat your people?

i would peronaly ask for a sacrafice of hot chicks to shag, among other practisis...prackticis... fuck, cant spell it.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, YOU PUNY COCKSUCK?

I AM GOD!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO YOU THINK ANYONE BUT THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE COULD USE THIS MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS IN A POST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!?!??!?!!!?!!?!!?!!!?!!!?!!! ?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yes!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Take that. God.

[Source]

I'd format the drive and start again.

I would kill myself.

What if God was one of us

Just a slob like one of us

Just a stranger on the bus

Trying to make his way home

He's trying to make his way home

Back up to heaven all alone

Nobody calling on the phone

Except for the pope maybe in rome

I would make my presence obvious and my instructions clear

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I'd format the drive and start again.

lol I like this alot because thats often how it seems to me.

[LostCause]

If I were god this forum would be a lot easier to run.

Cheers,

Lost

[Parallax]

Maybe you are and you just don't know it.

quote:Originally posted by Parallax:

Maybe you are and you just don't know it.

A God that doesn't know something?

I don't think I want to be God, I am happy as God's dependant servant who gets tons of presents. So call me a Gold-Digger.

quote:Originally posted by NoLongerBanned:

What if God was one of us

Just a slob like one of us

Just a stranger on the bus

Trying to make his way home

He's trying to make his way home

Back up to heaven all alone

Nobody calling on the phone

Except for the pope maybe in rome

I'm comforted to know I wasn't the only one thinking that when I read the thread title.

Edit:Typo

[This message has been edited by truorion (edited 08-16-2006).]

Id watch some people go to sleep in a room in a house that had a white walls and then when they went to sleep and turned the lights out i would instantly change the walls from white to blue or red or some other very contrasting color. then when they woke up in the morning they would be like "WTF?!?"

If I were God I wouldn't let any of you in my house either...

if i were god, i would fill up the earth with greedy, evil and selfish beeings whom i would make going into war with oneanother

if they start cooling down i'll just make some faggy towel-heads believe in me and have them suicide bomb a powerfull nation/fly something into a national monument. then it would begin all over again, until they blew themself up eventually.

that would be fucking amuzing...

being god we would have to get used to another form all toghter forget pueny stupid human bodys compared to gods omnsicnet

I would give everyone a respawn chance.

quote:Originally posted by um...buttsechs:

I would give everyone a respawn chance.

He really does..over and over and over again...

I only wish we could all see it.

I would not expect worship.

I would not ask people to prove they believe in me by sacrificing animals and stuff, like in the Bible.

I would have more common sense than Christian God, Child murderers would be dealt with more harshly than people who don't believe in me.

I would use my Godly powers to help maintain world peace.

I would have a mysterious cult of 'Chosen ones' who live in a small village in the middle of nowhere. They have no real purpose, it'd just be cool to have them. And it'd give everybody else something to discuss and come up with theories on. When people reach me and there all like "wtf did you leave me spending my life learning about a cult with no purpose for!?" I'd just be like "Zing of the day!".

Hell would only last as long as neccesary, being God I'd be able to see when people were truly sorry and changed. People could work there way up to heaven.

I would make cigerrates good for people. Smoking a ciggie would be the equivalent going for a quick jog or something.





[This message has been edited by Iskalla (edited 08-22-2006).]

[Fate]

If I were god I wouldn't go 'round pretending I'm shrouded in so much damn mystery, thus cutting down on the legions of people who can't agree on how to worship Me, not to mention jesuits finding images of the virgin Mary in their toast or closet doors or whatever and insisting it's a sign from Me because I don't know any better.

I would appear on high and declare that I'm god, and this is how shit's going to go down from now on. Preferably I'd do it every friday night, right around primetime.

[Viraljimmy]

quote:Originally posted by Q777:

I would make my presence obvious and my instructions clear

Nice.