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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-08-14, 06:07
FaygoRa1n3 FaygoRa1n3 is offline
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Default Christians views on Sexual positions

What are christian views on diffrent sexual positions (other than missionay) and the usage of toys and such?

This is a 100% serious question sparked by the latest episode of Moral Oral.
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Old 2006-08-14, 07:28
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They use crucifixes for dildos and dress up as nuns having sex whilst laying on an alter.
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Old 2006-08-14, 07:36
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Depends a lot on what sort of christians you're asking...ain't no simple answer. There are some groups that teach anything but missionary for the sole purpose of procreation (and that done in the dark after much prayer) is sinful.

Mainstream tends to be : Any form of vaginal sex between husband and wife is ok.

Oral and anal are both usually frowned upon, as are sex toys. But really it's a 'you pays your money and yous take your choice' kinda thing.
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Old 2006-08-14, 12:49
Jaryohem063 Jaryohem063 is offline
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I'm mormon, and we're pretty restrictive in most things, but as far as I know, and I have looked into this a little bit, as long as you're married, you're golden. Oral, anal, vaginal, missionary, doggy, hot karl, etc. As long as both parties consent, and are married, it's all good. I get married in november, and I plan to go as far and as wierd as my wife will let me.
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Old 2006-08-14, 19:08
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I agree with jackketch to a degree - but I believe that you'll find oral and anal not particularly frowned upon by christians. All the pastors I know are just as active as normal married couples.
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Old 2006-08-15, 01:52
Abrahim Abrahim is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Beholder:

I agree with jackketch to a degree - but I believe that you'll find oral and anal not particularly frowned upon by christians. All the pastors I know are just as active as normal married couples.

YUCK.
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Old 2006-08-15, 02:50
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

YUCK.

Don't be like that, Abrahim. I know you like it in the booty now and then...
 
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