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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-08-09, 00:28
-Mephisto- -Mephisto- is offline
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Default All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

So you probably believe in the same religion that your parents did.

There are roughly, a FUCKLOAD http://tinyurl.co.uk/a4f0

of religions.

Now most if not all religions work on the, god isnt physical and you cant prove he doesnt exist so that means he does exist (like unicorns).

Now, even the dumbest cunt in the world can work out that if you are believing in one religion you have most likely chosen the wrong one. Factor in the whole, i believe the same relgion as my parents/uncle/child molestor, like 90% of the other dumb fuck religious people in the world and you're guarenteed for failure.

Bottom line, untill you have more proof (and i mean real proof) than any other religion you should just live a noble life and hope that if there is a deity that exists (that exists via the, prove something that has no scientific testability doesnt exist) it isnt a cunt who sends people to "the bad" after-life just because you didn't pray (why would a super being care?), didnt have water splashed on your head, ate the wrong type of food, didnt cut the right body part off or any of the other myriad of bullshit you fucking cults invent.

Prove my penis* is not 14".

* = My penis has no corporeal form but exists in a magical demension that no being can enter till they die.
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Old 2006-08-09, 01:47
DustBall DustBall is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

Yes it's true, all religions have the credibility to be false. But some people feel that they must have an answer to lifes mysteries, even if deep inside themselves they know it may not be true.
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Old 2006-08-09, 02:38
TINYTANKER TINYTANKER is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

humans need some kind of faith. . .
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Old 2006-08-09, 04:18
Albatross Albatross is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

I've met a few religious folks that weren't arrogant; but it seems that the most a person "has faith" the more arrogant, close minded and generally ignorant they become.
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Old 2006-08-09, 04:20
The_Big_Beef The_Big_Beef is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

quote:Originally posted by -Mephisto-:

So you probably believe in the same religion that your parents did.

There are roughly, a FUCKLOAD http://tinyurl.co.uk/a4f0

of religions.

Now most if not all religions work on the, god isnt physical and you cant prove he doesnt exist so that means he does exist (like unicorns).

Now, even the dumbest cunt in the world can work out that if you are believing in one religion you have most likely chosen the wrong one. Factor in the whole, i believe the same relgion as my parents/uncle/child molestor, like 90% of the other dumb fuck religious people in the world and you're guarenteed for failure.

Bottom line, untill you have more proof (and i mean real proof) than any other religion you should just live a noble life and hope that if there is a deity that exists (that exists via the, prove something that has no scientific testability doesnt exist) it isnt a cunt who sends people to "the bad" after-life just because you didn't pray (why would a super being care?), didnt have water splashed on your head, ate the wrong type of food, didnt cut the right body part off or any of the other myriad of bullshit you fucking cults invent.

Prove my penis* is not 14".

* = My penis has no corporeal form but exists in a magical demension that no being can enter till they die.

I think i agree with you at least 98%? the other 2% may be stuff that i didnt read right and decided not to re-read. kudos though.
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Old 2006-08-09, 04:41
tatari gami tatari gami is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

quote:Originally posted by TINYTANKER:

humans need some kind of faith. . .

could you provide some evidence to support your claim.
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Old 2006-08-09, 08:32
theBishop theBishop is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

oh the irony...
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Old 2006-08-09, 08:39
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

I doubt anyone really believes it, they just say they do to fit in. We're a lot like sheep, you see.
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Old 2006-08-09, 09:36
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Only a pagan would compare religious belief with the size of his penis.
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Old 2006-08-09, 09:36
UnknownVeritas UnknownVeritas is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

Hey hey, Bishop. Long time, no see.

/contributes absolutely nothing to thread.
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Old 2006-08-09, 11:18
Truth is all Truth is all is offline
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Only a pagan? lol Apparently he is not a pagan. A pagan in very definition is one who does not know the truth of the real God. Apparently you have seen them all so you no longer can be a pagan. Bishop if I understand you correctly I again love your post. Is it not arrogant to claim that all those with faith are arrogant and that you are the sole one who knows this? I do not see how calling me, a Christian, arrogant helps you any? You do not know me and therefore can not just claim that I am arrogant. As for God, I would not just give up because that is the biggest issue on earth so I think you should look into it a little more. You have made a huge assumption that I do not understand. What is it that bothers you so much about faith? As for proof I hold to the historicity of Christ. For if he did not exist in reality then my faith is in vain. So if you can prove that false then be my guest. I am in the process of answering a LONG list of contradictions, so dont give me another one because it is probably the same. Use something else, I could always use a different angle to look at things. Again, do not just make assumptions that all people are arrogant, because you are becoming yourself close minded.
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Old 2006-08-09, 13:04
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Only a pagan would compare religious belief with the size of his penis.

Only a heretic would call someone a pagan. Suffer prizism's wrath, heathen.
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Old 2006-08-09, 19:41
Mellow_Fellow Mellow_Fellow is offline
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It reasures me that they are all wrong, as am I and probably every human being who has ever existed.

...such bliss
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Old 2006-08-10, 01:37
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: All religious types are (arrogant) twats.

What kind of asshole god would take offense that you were worshipping him in 'the wrong' way.

Even if it's just admiring a sunrise and having a respect for living things (and yourself) I'm sure god would be beaming with happiness.

Even if you're a total prick, I'm pretty sure your transition from life to death would sort you out, one way or another.
 
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