10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't

think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on

people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,

hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a

second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Even though I am a Christian, and that should offend me, I actually thought it was kind of funny. Kudos *cheers*

Yeah, theres more to it then beer beeing better then jesus.

Couldn't it be argued that if you choose beer over christ, your looking for instant gratification, while the beleif in christ would be towards the long run?

You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a

second Beer.

This ones my favorate.

Lol there are laws saying that beer labels cant lie to you. thats priceless hahaha...

+1 to the OP

quote:Originally posted by Cooking with Zyklon B:

Couldn't it be argued that if you choose beer over christ, your looking for instant gratification, while the beleif in christ would be towards the long run?

As long as there is man there thinking about the long run.

http://tinyurl.co.uk/cl4c

Way to copy and paste.

ZING!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by xRadical_Wankerx:



10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. (I'm sure some people have killed people for not drinking beer, especially violent drunks: "Come on mansh u 2 gud for me or somethin? Have the beer!" *smashes bottle*)

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. (Well I don't know, I mean when you're drunk, one might say the Beer does the talkin, and in this case, the sexin.)

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

(According to the mythology of the Northern Lands, that might not be true.)

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't

think for themselves. (In some countries they do, those damn north lands again.)

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on

people's doors trying to give it away. (lol I'm pretty sure that's happened too.)

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,

hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. (This is true, but there was once a guy who drank a beer and ended up setting himself on fire.)

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a

second Beer. (Unless you like to take it easy.)

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. (Use Jesus Responsibly.)

2. You can prove you have a Beer. (Wait till you find out about Brian's little prank...he calls it Mellow Yellow.)

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. (and groups that will support your addiction to the bitter end!

quote:Originally posted by Cooking with Zyklon B:

Couldn't it be argued that if you choose beer over christ, your looking for instant gratification, while the beleif in christ would be towards the long run?



You could arue that...but do you really wanna?

weed > beer

quote:Originally posted by Obbe:

weed > beer

Heroin > weed

Mushrooms > Heroin

quote:Originally posted by Mellow_Fellow:

Mushrooms > Heroin

Jesus > Mushrooms.

:O

You weren't expecting that.

Jx

That's a pretty funny list.

number 1 made me laugh.

Beer has solved many more problems for me than Jesus.

quote: jesus>mushrooms>heroin>weed>beer>jesus

ZOMG!11! ITS TEH CIRCLE OF LIFE!!111

[This message has been edited by FunkyZombie (edited 08-10-2006).]

Its good to see something a little more light hearted around here.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't

think for themselves.

For some reason I found that one really funny...

Hahahaha

quote:Originally posted by Cooking with Zyklon B:

Couldn't it be argued that if you choose beer over christ, your looking for instant gratification, while the beleif in christ would be towards the long run?

Hmm, good point *cough*jesushasbeendeadforabouttwothousandyears*co ugh*

Dude, that is the coolest 10 reasons I have ever heard for anything....just....wow man....

quote:Originally posted by -Mephisto-:

http://tinyurl.co.uk/cl4c

Way to copy and paste.

ZING!!!!!!!

nice one...