A WARNING TO ALL!!!!!

THE DAY IS DRAWING NEAR IN WHICH HE WILL HAVE HIS JUDGEMENT UPON THE PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! A TIME WHEN HIS SON SHALL APPEAR IN A GOLDEN GLOW OF GLORY RESCUING HIS BELIEVERS INTO THE ENLIGHTENING KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!!! THE QUESTION IS: WILL YOU BE READY????? LAWL

I do not understand the concept of heaven.

There is no life you can possibly have that will want people to live it for all eternity.

I understand god is *allpowerful* but there is no possible why to create a world where every single person that deserves to be a resident of it can be happy.

Unless you have 100X more drones there mixed with the human population.

exactly

once you get to heaven, your free will is taken away.

it has to be that way.

quote:Originally posted by War Lord:

THE DAY IS DRAWING NEAR IN WHICH HE WILL HAVE HIS JUDGEMENT UPON THE PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! A TIME WHEN HIS SON SHALL APPEAR IN A GOLDEN GLOW OF GLORY RESCUING HIS BELIEVERS INTO THE ENLIGHTENING KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!!! THE QUESTION IS: WILL YOU BE READY????? LAWL

But dont worry guys he loves you even if he doesnt take you back to heaven on judgement day. psh... douche.

This little concept contradicts nearly every religion that is based on a greater afterlife.

It can only be heaven if theres an off button you can press to destroy your spirit.

Another thing, when you die, will your age stick with you?

i don't want to be 84, paralized and black and go and stay in heaven forever...



There is no god.

quote:Originally posted by random_jew:

I do not understand the concept of heaven.

It's where you go that everyone has perfect morality with some harps, one of the most annoying instruments known to man, playing in the background. No drugs, no crazy sex, no cussing, no rock and roll..... Hell.

quote:Originally posted by War Lord:

THE DAY IS DRAWING NEAR IN WHICH HE WILL HAVE HIS JUDGEMENT UPON THE PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! A TIME WHEN HIS SON SHALL APPEAR IN A GOLDEN GLOW OF GLORY RESCUING HIS BELIEVERS INTO THE ENLIGHTENING KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!!! THE QUESTION IS: WILL YOU BE READY????? LAWL

STFU.

Idiots! The thread was a joke.

[azalie]

No shit dipstick.

quote:Originally posted by Merlinman2005:

exactly

once you get to heaven, your free will is taken away.

it has to be that way.

I don't think so, that's what all this filtering business is about, finding the people who don't need their freewill stripped, throwing the rest in the eternal fiery paper shredder.

quote:Originally posted by War Lord:

THE DAY IS DRAWING NEAR IN WHICH HE WILL HAVE HIS JUDGEMENT UPON THE PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! A TIME WHEN HIS SON SHALL APPEAR IN A GOLDEN GLOW OF GLORY RESCUING HIS BELIEVERS INTO THE ENLIGHTENING KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!!! THE QUESTION IS: WILL YOU BE READY????? LAWL

The Book of Revelation was talking about the Fall of Babylon Primarilly, when it talks about the great angel destroying Babylon people often misinterpret it as Jesus though it never calls it Jesus, Jesus does make a cameo later telling the narrator not to worship him but to worship God, Jesus refers to himself as a fellow servant of God, then the angel says the same words later.