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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add driveby to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-28, 04:13
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Why are niggers very diffrent looking then us? If they weren't created in the image of God, are they human?
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Old 2006-07-28, 04:27
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its from being tanned 12 months of the year, therefor there kids were being born more tanned, and after countless generations there just permantly BLACK!!

that my guess anyways

another question for you, if god created us in his image, are there seperate gods for each animal on the planet, and each micro organism, what if we eventually meet aliens is there a serperate god for each type? just another twist in this GOD theory

[This message has been edited by boozehound420 (edited 07-28-2006).]
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Old 2006-07-28, 04:38
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You forgot to say the fact the negros have wider noses too.
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Old 2006-07-28, 06:56
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Black people came from monkeys. Some white dude was left on a island with nothing but monkeys and eventually craved his desire with his fellow companion.
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Old 2006-07-28, 14:02
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God is in the image of nothing but all images are within God.
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Old 2006-07-29, 05:21
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Okay, first of all you are a moron for calling black people "niggers" because that's offensive as hell. Of course they are the same species! The actual definition of being the same species is the ability to reproduce successfully and bear fertile offspring. Of course, there are half-black people with kids, so there you are. Skin color is written into our DNA through natural selection. Blacks (and all people for that matter) originated from tropical places like Africa where it was necessary to have dark skin to provide protection from the sun. Melanin in the skin (the pigment that causes tanning) blocks ultraviolet radiation from the body and prevents cancer and sun poisoning. The humans with darker skin were more protected from such conditions and thus survived more until the species as a whole became dark-skinned. When people spread out to other areas of the world, light skin evolved because people need a certain amount of sunlight to produce vitamin D in our bodies. Thus, if humans were created in the image of God, your good friend Hakeem is more like God than you are because caucasians came about after blacks did. I am truly taken aback at how unintelligent you are. Did you graduate high school? I knew this stuff a few years ago in middle school! Oh, also, blacks and whites share about 99.99% of our DNA and are almost genetically identical. A person who looks just like you could be less genetically similar to you than a Nigerian tribal shaman. Wow... Hit the textbooks, guys.
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Old 2006-07-29, 11:45
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quote:Originally posted by ADogg:

Okay, first of all you are a moron for calling black people "niggers" because that's offensive as hell. Of course they are the same species! The actual definition of being the same species is the ability to reproduce successfully and bear fertile offspring. Of course, there are half-black people with kids, so there you are. Skin color is written into our DNA through natural selection. Blacks (and all people for that matter) originated from tropical places like Africa where it was necessary to have dark skin to provide protection from the sun. Melanin in the skin (the pigment that causes tanning) blocks ultraviolet radiation from the body and prevents cancer and sun poisoning. The humans with darker skin were more protected from such conditions and thus survived more until the species as a whole became dark-skinned. When people spread out to other areas of the world, light skin evolved because people need a certain amount of sunlight to produce vitamin D in our bodies. Thus, if humans were created in the image of God, your good friend Hakeem is more like God than you are because caucasians came about after blacks did. I am truly taken aback at how unintelligent you are. Did you graduate high school? I knew this stuff a few years ago in middle school! Oh, also, blacks and whites share about 99.99% of our DNA and are almost genetically identical. A person who looks just like you could be less genetically similar to you than a Nigerian tribal shaman. Wow... Hit the textbooks, guys.
We are the Human Race, there are no races within the Human Race, biologically speaking.

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Old 2006-07-29, 12:40
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Apparently God is a shemale.
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Old 2006-07-30, 11:35
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Saying that God is created in the image of man makes a lot more sense. If there is a true god, its probably mighty pissed off as to what we percieve it to be.
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Old 2006-07-30, 23:05
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What did got say when he made the second black man?

Damnit, i burned another one.
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Old 2006-07-30, 23:18
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quote:Originally posted by ADogg:

Okay, first of all you are a moron for calling black people "niggers" because that's offensive as hell. Of course they are the same species! The actual definition of being the same species is the ability to reproduce successfully and bear fertile offspring. Of course, there are half-black people with kids, so there you are. Skin color is written into our DNA through natural selection. Blacks (and all people for that matter) originated from tropical places like Africa where it was necessary to have dark skin to provide protection from the sun. Melanin in the skin (the pigment that causes tanning) blocks ultraviolet radiation from the body and prevents cancer and sun poisoning. The humans with darker skin were more protected from such conditions and thus survived more until the species as a whole became dark-skinned. When people spread out to other areas of the world, light skin evolved because people need a certain amount of sunlight to produce vitamin D in our bodies. Thus, if humans were created in the image of God, your good friend Hakeem is more like God than you are because caucasians came about after blacks did. I am truly taken aback at how unintelligent you are. Did you graduate high school? I knew this stuff a few years ago in middle school! Oh, also, blacks and whites share about 99.99% of our DNA and are almost genetically identical. A person who looks just like you could be less genetically similar to you than a Nigerian tribal shaman. Wow... Hit the textbooks, guys.

Black people are a different species than whites and asians technically. Think about it like this, a horse is a different species from a donkey. A mule is a different species from both. But, a donkey and horse combined make a mule. And two mules together cant make another mule. So basically, everything is a different species. Thats why we call a horse a horse. A donkey, a donkey. A white person a white person and a nigger a nigger. BTW, God's not real kids.
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Old 2006-07-31, 08:49
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quote:Originally posted by driveby:

Why are niggers very diffrent looking then us? If they weren't created in the image of God, are they human?

What if black people were created in God's image and it's the white people who are subhuman?!
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Old 2006-07-31, 11:03
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quote:Originally posted by Dr Euthanize:

Black people are a different species than whites and asians technically. Think about it like this, a horse is a different species from a donkey. A mule is a different species from both. But, a donkey and horse combined make a mule. And two mules together cant make another mule. So basically, everything is a different species. Thats why we call a horse a horse. A donkey, a donkey. A white person a white person and a nigger a nigger. BTW, God's not real kids.



No. Horses and donkeys are different species to each other as the offspring (The mule or hinny) is infertile.

All races of people can interbreed and produce children that are fertile and perfectly viable. Therefore we are the same species, as AGogg said.

And black people's different features can be mostly explained in the climate they originated from.
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Old 2006-07-31, 17:35
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How do you know that the first people were white? This is a little too rascist of a thread. Again, God does not care about color or race, his image is his character and vestage. Jesus was not white either lol sooo yea, dont be racist.
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Old 2006-07-31, 20:16
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He might as well have asked why women don't have penises
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Old 2006-07-31, 22:14
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First one to tell me to close this dumbshit thread wins.

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