totse.com | the *NEW* religion

lemon cake · #1 2006-07-09, 20:08

K im sick of shitty religions

K new religion....

Bradstafárian....

rulezz: Thou shalt smoke pot

thou shalt not have to pray

thou shalt beat up thy geeks

Thou shalt rape thy neighbours wife

Thou shalt not apologize

Thy Homework be banished

Thy shalt not be forced to do anything, or thou forcer shall be smighted with a hatchet

Thy Drugs are to be legally consumed

Thou host shalt get pissed all thy likes

Thou shalt stand by for more rulez once thy lemon cake thinks of more

Applications:

to join all you do is

fill out this app in a reply

name:

age:

Country or living:

Why we should let you join:

Extra info.:

Post yours soon, and if you seem a good leader i will lt you lead my religion!!

bradstáfria FTW!!11!! 1337 HAXX0RS!

[This message has been edited by lemon cake (edited 07-09-2006).]

Jessic · #2 2006-07-09, 20:15

That's not clever or funny.

And you missed out the application fee.

Jx

lemon cake · #3 2006-07-09, 20:21

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

That's not clever or funny.

And you missed out the application fee.

Jx

sorry dickweed

im not trying to be clever OR funny

Im piss'd with shitty ass religions!

j3n0v4 · #4 2006-07-09, 20:37

Judging from that list, I can tell you are around 12-13 and 14 at the very most; This leads me to belive that you probably have no real interest in religeon and made this thread in an attempt to be funny or gain attention.

lemon cake · #5 2006-07-09, 20:38

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by j3n0v4:

Judging from that list, I can tell you are around 12-13 and 14 at the very most; This leads me to belive that you probably have no real interest in religeon and made this thread in an attempt to be funny or gain attention.

wrong again, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars