Do you think god smokes weed

?

Well, does the saying "he's up in the sky" have anything to do with it, then I believe he's high all the time.

God is the center of the universe.

quote:Originally posted by ate:

God is the center of the universe.

You will never get laid.

quote:Originally posted by Weasel42:

You will never get laid.

Neither will you.

http://tinyurl.com/z7tfk

In other news: god IS cannabis Or maybe it's the other way around. 2stonedLOL

You guys are fucking idiots if you don't think that god smokes weed. What the fuck do you think the sun is? The sun is his blazin joint and the clouds are smoke. Fucking dumb atheists. God made clouds seem like water vapor to test our faith. He also spawned a bunch of scientists to claim that the sun is a giant orb of hydrogen and helium. Here are

some facts about god's joint.

Core temperature - ~13.6 MK

Luminosity - 3.827×1026 W

3.9×1028 lm

or 100 lm/W efficacy

Surface area - 6.09×1012 km²

(11,900 Earths)

The word sun somes from the Latin word sunaterana which means "joint".

Mass and volume of the Marijuana contained in god's joint -

Volume 1.41×1018 km³

(1,300,000 Earths)

Mass 1.9891×1030 kg

(2.0 × 1033 grams of weed!!!)

(god's weed is light and fluffy which explains the extreme volume/mass ratio of the Marijuana inside of the joint.





[This message has been edited by cac0 (edited 07-08-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by cac0:

I was a bit stoned when I read that last night and it put a fat ass grin on my face. Brilliant.

[Betrayal]

quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

http://tinyurl.com/z7tfk

Anyone have an mp3 of that song?

quote:Originally posted by Betrayal:

Anyone have an mp3 of that song?

I will record it to an mp3 for you.

Sure because the God of the bible is such a peaceful and easy going guy. He didn't want to smite people or rain plagues down on them or order his henchmen to go stone people to death and kill every man, women and child in a village.

http://tinyurl.com/mdg24

quote:Originally posted by Beta69:

Sure because the God of the bible is such a peaceful and easy going guy. He didn't want to smite people or rain plagues down on them or order his henchmen to go stone people to death and kill every man, women and child in a village.

....God also smoked PCP and had a couple of acid flash backs.