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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add ---Beany--- to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-05, 21:55
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What if you are God experiencing yourself from an outside perspective. As you grow and learn you gradually remember more and more of your divinity, until you are enlightened and once again experience yourself as ultimate creator?

It's a grand theory discussed in "Conversations with God". One of the best and most inspirational spiritual books Ive read.
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  #2   Add imperfectcircle to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-05, 22:17
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You wouldn't be posting on totse.
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  #3   Add Blue Potato to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-06, 05:37
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Act godly.
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Old 2006-07-06, 09:17
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...if triangles had a god, he would have three sides...
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  #5   Add ate to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-08, 00:32
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quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

What if you are God experiencing yourself from an outside perspective. As you grow and learn you gradually remember more and more of your divinity, until you are enlightened and once again experience yourself as ultimate creator?

It's a grand theory discussed in "Conversations with God". One of the best and most inspirational spiritual books Ive read.


Put that to good use, and believe it.
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  #6   Add Weasel42 to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-08, 00:41
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quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

You wouldn't be posting on totse.
Yeah, I think I'd get a lot more pussy if I was god. Just a thought.
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Old 2006-07-08, 04:33
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Yeah, I think I'd get a lot more pussy if I was god. Just a thought.
better than that you would be making more pussy to get you
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  #8   Add Loc Dogg to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-13, 06:38
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I would smash this world and create a better, brave, new world.
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  #9   Add JesuitArtiste to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-13, 11:26
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I've had these thoughts before.

I've considered that maybe I'm a god who got bored and decided to erase my own memories and place me on this rock I created... It may not even be physical ,this could all be in my mind. Everything ,everyone, could just be little thoughts I decided to create. And it's nnot like I have a Huge enviroment. A god shoud be quite capable of making these places....

... It's a bastard ...

But suffice to say ,If I had the power of a true god ... well... I'd probaly do nothing to help or change the world I created..... Doing something liek that takes away any value of freedom I may have given ...

Still... So many creations .... Such knowledge....
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  #10   Add Overman to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-13, 11:33
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If I’m god, I’ve got a lot of explaining to do.
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Old 2006-07-13, 16:11
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Nine Inch Nails - Everything Right Where it Belongs
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  #12   Add Machine Messiah to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-13, 19:38
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If I were God, I'd make a safeword, so that I could become fully godly again if I got tired of being mortal or whatever.

*gets an idea*

Hey guys! What if all you have to do to become God is kill yourself?! Everyone try it! Release the inner divinity!!!
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  #13   Add Inti to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-13, 19:43
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What if you are a Homo?
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  #14   Add Dark_Magneto to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-13, 21:01
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You can't prove that I'm not God.
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  #15   Add Inti to your ignore list  
Old 2006-07-13, 21:42
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quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

You can't prove that I'm not God.
You're making the claim that you are God, so the burden of proof rests on you.

Until you give me sufficient evidence to believe you are, you are not God.
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Old 2006-07-14, 00:33
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Yeah, I am intimately familiar with how logic and burden of proof works.

But technically I did not claim to be God. I just claimed that noone could prove that I am not God. While one could get the impression that I am claiming that I am God, it may not necessarily be the case.
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Old 2006-07-14, 01:52
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We can be nearly certain that you are not god. About as certain that we ourselves are not god.
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Old 2006-07-14, 03:41
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We can be nearly certain that you are not god. About as certain that we ourselves are not god.
Way ta go rain on everyones parade sour puss.
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Old 2006-07-14, 11:08
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What if we're all the same person? Different Thoughts of thee same brain
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Old 2006-07-14, 12:01
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quote:Originally posted by Inti:

You're making the claim that you are God, so the burden of proof rests on you.

Until you give me sufficient evidence to believe you are, you are not God.


Burden of proof or not ,you cannot prove he is not a god. You cannot prove that something is not ,only that it is.

Regardless of you believing in him ,he could still be a god.

And as he says ,he does not know he is a god. If he did would we still have this conversation?

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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim Way ta go rain on everyones parade sour puss.
I think he's just saying we don't know, not that we're defintely not.

[This message has been edited by JesuitArtiste (edited 07-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-07-25, 21:09
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i would help unite other intelegint life in the universe. either to create destruction and laught about it, or to try and teach life forms about the universe
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