Starting my own religion

This iis the genesisis story og my religion.

In the time of creation there was nothing in the universe not anything. The great sexual harssment and don't sue people panda bear god came along and created the "garden of never ending bamboo". He decided to make this garden paradise for pandas. On the east side he created stunning tropical beaches and beautiful warm waters for the pandas who liked those sort of conditions. On the west side there was a big snowy mountain with the softest of snow. It was the best possible winter conditions for the pands who liked that sort of environment. Then the panda god created up 2000-3000 pandas, and they loved it. The panda god went onto creating the universe making various planets and solar systems and did not ask much of the pandas he created. He only asked that no panda sexually harass another panda and no panda sue another panda. They were happy to abide by the rules. After a while a few pandas every friday night on the flat piece of land between the tropical beaches and the snowy mountain they would come together and drink alcoholic beverages while dancing and praising the panda god. At first it was a small number of pandas doing it before they knew it every panda was doing it so it became a weekly event. So the panda god was happy.But soon things would take a turn for the worst. After one friday night of celebration a panada named "adolf stalin" convinced one little panda to tug at another panda's underware then adolf convinced that panda to sue. When the pandda god heard this he was furious. He proclaimed adolf the devil and sent him and the other 2 little pandas straight down to disney land. (Later renamed "hell" because of copyright infringment. For the rest of the pands he turned all but 10 into hideous forms and chucked them onto some shithouse planet named pepsi (changed to earth because of copyright infringments.) He destroyed the garden of never ending bamboo. Thats why every friday night we praise the great panda god to beg for forgivness.

i thought it was serious at first...till i read the panda part.

and anyways...no one, just, no one is gonna believe that.

i dont know. people belive scientoligy

There was absolutely nothing in the universe, and what was the universe within? My God! Your Panda is completely dependant on My God, from his fur to his bamboo forest, the universe in which the panda exists!

quote:Originally posted by purplemonkeydishwasher:

i dont know. people belive scientoligy

read my mind