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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2006-07-01, 00:29
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Between space and time.
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I wonder what would happen if we treated the Bible/Quran like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our pockets or purses?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
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# 2
2006-07-01, 01:08
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by keybear:
I wonder what would happen if we treated the Bible/Quran like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our pockets or purses?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
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What a beautiful post, I love this.
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# 3
2006-07-01, 02:21
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Interesting I wonder how the bible would do in an emergency situation that you would normally turn to a cell phone for. Try it and find out.
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# 4
2006-07-01, 03:17
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Real.PUA:
Interesting I wonder how the bible would do in an emergency situation that you would normally turn to a cell phone for. Try it and find out.
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*throws bible at mugger* HEY! It's heavier than a cell phone! (Post 80's)
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# 5
2006-07-01, 04:12
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Between space and time.
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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
What a beautiful post, I love this.
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# 6
2006-07-01, 04:57
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Minneapolis, MN, USA
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Real.PUA:
Interesting I wonder how the bible would do in an emergency situation that you would normally turn to a cell phone for. Try it and find out.
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Faith > 911
You're going to hell, heathen.
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# 7
2006-07-01, 04:59
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
*throws bible at mugger* HEY! It's heavier than a cell phone! (Post 80's)
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*Throws Bible at dying friend*
Hey! He's dead now!
Problem solved, eh?
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# 8
2006-07-01, 10:50
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Deep South
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Similarities between the Bible, the Qur'an, and a cell phone:
-All 3 were created BY man, FOR man.
-Once you pick one up, it's hard to remember how you lived without it.
-If the signal continually fades, you just pick up a better plan from a competitor and move on.
-If you don't quite understand the instruction manual which explains all the cool features, you just use the features that appeal to you and ignore all the others.
-You think YOUR calling plan is superior to other people's calling plans.
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# 9
2006-07-01, 11:00
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quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:
Similarities between the Bible, the Qur'an, and a cell phone:
-All 3 were created BY man, FOR man.
-Once you pick one up, it's hard to remember how you lived without it.
-If the signal continually fades, you just pick up a better plan from a competitor and move on.
-If you don't quite understand the instruction manual which explains all the cool features, you just use the features that appeal to you and ignore all the others.
-You think YOUR calling plan is superior to other people's calling plans.
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Hello? Hello? What? You're chh breaking chh up chh What? Can you hear me now?
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# 10
2006-07-02, 11:31
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by keybear:
I wonder what would happen if we treated the Bible/Quran like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our pockets or purses?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
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We would all suck.
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#11
2006-07-03, 02:07 |
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The little land of Oz
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 Re: Cell phone vs Bible/Quran
quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:
Similarities between the Bible, the Qur'an, and a cell phone:
-All 3 were created BY man, FOR man.
-Once you pick one up, it's hard to remember how you lived without it.
-If the signal continually fades, you just pick up a better plan from a competitor and move on.
-If you don't quite understand the instruction manual which explains all the cool features, you just use the features that appeal to you and ignore all the others.
-You think YOUR calling plan is superior to other people's calling plans.
I love this! |
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#12
2006-07-03, 02:21 |
NoLongerBanned 
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Re: Cell phone vs Bible/Quran
quote:Originally posted by keybear:
I wonder what would happen if we treated the Bible/Quran like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our pockets or purses?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
Well, that's all fine and dandy as long as we don't use cellphones like we use the bible/quran. Because I doubt a cellphone would make good toilet paper.
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#13
2006-07-03, 06:08 |
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the happy land of australia
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Re: Cell phone vs Bible/Quran
quote:Originally posted by jsaxton14:
Faith > 911
You're going to hell, heathen.
lol, you can sit there and prey and get slaughtered, or you can actaully try do something. maybe you will go to hell (but id imagine a jackoff like you would too) but it wouldn't be at that time.
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#14
2006-07-03, 23:35 |
ohhi
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Re: Cell phone vs Bible/Quran
quote:Originally posted by keybear:
I wonder what would happen if we treated the Bible/Quran like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our pockets or purses?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
World would be even shittier...
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#15
2006-07-05, 11:14 |
TatesMan
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Re: Cell phone vs Bible/Quran
quote:Originally posted by keybear:
I wonder what would happen if we treated the Bible/Quran like we treat our cell phones?
What if we carried it around in our pockets or purses?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
What if we used it as we traveled?
What if we used it in case of an emergency?
What a beautiful post i like it |
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#16
2006-07-05, 11:33 |
Inti
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Re: Cell phone vs Bible/Quran
WTF NO TORAH/BAGHAVAD-GITA/BOOK-OF-THE-DEAD/POPUL-VUH?!?!?!?!?!
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#17
2006-07-05, 13:16 |
Abrahim
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Re: Cell phone vs Bible/Quran
quote:Originally posted by Inti:
WTF NO TORAH/BAGHAVAD-GITA/BOOK-OF-THE-DEAD/POPUL-VUH?!?!?!?!?!
BEGONE VOODOO MAN!!!!!!
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