Roman Catholic Propoganda

[Der Omerta]

Ok, so here I was visting my dad in north jersey, bored out of my fucking mind when my dad read an ad for a jazz festival nearby. So we're like what the fuck why not, so we head downtown towards the festival when we notice a black man (not to be racist this is just what I saw) arguing with a skinny man with a bunch of fliers. So we decide not to get involved. But later that day while heading back the same man is standing there handing out fliers so I decide to take one. The first thing written on the page in bold print is, "You must be a Roman Catholic to have ANY chance of going to heaven." Now I'm not religious or anything but this shit pissed me off. I don't like being told what I have to be in order to obtain something like this. I used to be christian but dropped it, and nothing I was taught said I had to Roman Catholic to go to heaven. Anyone who believed that jesus was our savior would go to heaven or some shit, and don't correct me becase i dont give a shit.

Back on topic, I flipped shit on this guy and started cursing that this was bullshit and how could you believe this fucking idiot to the nearby crowd. The same black man came up to me and supported me on my opinions about this guy's bullshit.

Well thats all, thanks for reading and your opinions are greatly appreciated.

-Nicolai

[ilbastardoh]

Now that's just bullshit everyone knows only cargo cultists go to heaven. Repent bitchezzzz, worship cargo pant wearing manequins before it's too late.

Fucking Catholics...

Wait a second... I'm Catholic! NOOOOO!!!

Fucking bastards like that give us a bad name. Did you kick him in the crotch? Because I'd agree with you. Religion doesn't matter... people like that pompous ass go to hell.

Ciao!

[Der Omerta]

Nope, but I ranted for a while about it, and he stopped handing out the flyers. you see, I wouldn't have kicked him in the crotch even if the cops weren't around. I am a peaceful sort of person. I use words to influence and harm others, ot blows to the crotch. B-)

Hehehe. Getting all worked up because someone told you you won't be going to heaven. I'd just laugh and say "Yeah, I'm gonna get wasted in Hell, and there's gonna be deathmetal concerts and orgies 24/7! It's gonna rock!" Then make a mean face like this: \m/

'Tis all a bunch of fairy tales anyway.

You are such a nice person

But perhaps a kick might be too much. Making him look stupid, though, that's an accomplishment. At least he stopped.

That stuff drives me up the wall... especially when people (ANY religion) wake you up at 8AM on a Saturday morning to try and "preach." ARGH!

[Zman]

there's a movement within catholicism to be more evangelical, to try to go to non-catholics, stuff like that.. but this is going too far.. I'm Catholic, and I don't like to hear this.

[Der Omerta]

quote:Originally posted by Wavecrest:

You are such a nice person

But perhaps a kick might be too much. Making him look stupid, though, that's an accomplishment. At least he stopped.

That stuff drives me up the wall... especially when people (ANY religion) wake you up at 8AM on a Saturday morning to try and "preach." ARGH!

Yeah, like the Jehova's Witnesses. And for Elephantitis, "Its warmer in Hell so here we come!"

[This message has been edited by Der Omerta (edited 06-24-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Hehehe. Getting all worked up because someone told you you won't be going to heaven. I'd just laugh and say "Yeah, I'm gonna get wasted in Hell, and there's gonna be deathmetal concerts and orgies 24/7! It's gonna rock!" Then make a mean face like this: \m/

'Tis all a bunch of fairy tales anyway.

lol I love the ending cause its in my favorite religious book.

[Der Omerta]

quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

lol I love the ending cause its in my favorite religious book.

Which is?

[FunkyZombie]

quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

lol I love the ending cause its in my favorite religious book.

If your talking about the bible thats pretty damn morbid. What with the billions of unsaved dying horribly under the twin tyrannies of God and the Anti-Christ.

No I was talking about "'Tis all a bunch of fairy tales anyway."

Being mentioned as something people used to say in ancient times about these same things too.

When we die we get reincorporated back into the grand electron.