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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2006-06-21, 23:28
sawed_off_pump sawed_off_pump is offline
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Default Is masterbating a sin?

Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?
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Old 2006-06-21, 23:31
dead_people_killer dead_people_killer is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

Yep, youre going to hell forever.
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Old 2006-06-21, 23:37
Underscore Underscore is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

If you belive in the Christian God and Bible, then yes, whacking off is definatly a sin.

Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy.
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Old 2006-06-22, 03:12
Megalodon Megalodon is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by Underscore:



Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy.

hahahaha
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Old 2006-06-22, 03:22
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:

Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?



Degradation:

1. Didn't your consciousness manifest the feelings and urges? Alrighty then.

Laziness:

2. It's natural to feel overly-relaxed and a bit lethargic after climaxing.

Cowardice:

3. No need to fear the fantasies! Get in touch with your inner hedonist. It's not hurting anyone else, and certainly won't hurt you.
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Old 2006-06-22, 09:24
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

Depends what you class as a sin.

Any habit that you can't tear yourself away from gets in the way of spiritual progression........... exept shit like meditating I guess, but I'm sure some smart ass zen master would have something to say about even that.
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Old 2006-06-22, 18:30
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

It's a sin, there's no reason in justifying masturbation.

That's why I don't believe in any particular religion, because they're full of shit.
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Old 2006-06-23, 09:29
Anarky Anarky is offline
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Don't forget it makes you blind
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Old 2006-06-23, 09:35
Abrahim Abrahim is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

Is Masturbating a Sin? http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html

The above is what others said on it a while back.
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Old 2006-06-23, 12:24
tricky tricky is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

If you splooge in the holy water I guess so.
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Old 2006-06-23, 12:41
Abrahim Abrahim is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Depends what you class as a sin.

Any habit that you can't tear yourself away from gets in the way of spiritual progression........... exept shit like meditating I guess, but I'm sure some smart ass zen master would have something to say about even that.

A truly Smart Ass Zen Master would say something or do something to encourage you to figure it out yourself, usually something vague.
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Old 2006-06-23, 12:43
Abrahim Abrahim is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

Everyone please check this out this is the ORIGINAL Identicle post!http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html

Either Trojan_47 and Sawed off pump are the same person or BOT, or...well...I think they work for a condom company.
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Old 2006-06-24, 14:58
needmoney needmoney is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

It surprises me how so many people cannot spell the word: 'masturbating'.
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Old 2006-06-24, 21:14
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by needmoney:

It surprises me how so many people cannot spell the word: 'masturbating'.

Yeah, well, it happens.
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Old 2006-06-24, 21:41
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by tricky:

If you splooge in the holy water I guess so.

I thought that was what made it holy......
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Old 2006-06-24, 21:41
Abrahim Abrahim is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

the typo in masturbating is because they are typing with one hand...the other is...
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Old 2006-06-25, 05:02
blacksh33p18 blacksh33p18 is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:

Doesn't it degrade on your consiousness and make you lazy and cowardly?





Not if you do it on a sleeping girls face and take a picture for myspace.
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Old 2006-06-25, 05:23
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

Everyone please check this out this is the ORIGINAL Identicle post!http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/005307.html

Either Trojan_47 and Sawed off pump are the same person or BOT, or...well...I think they work for a condom company.



Nah, condoms are sins now too. Fucked up dogma.
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Old 2006-06-25, 05:33
MisiuOni MisiuOni is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

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Old 2006-06-26, 16:16
crazed_hamster crazed_hamster is offline
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Digital_Savior thinks it's a sin. She's got sooooo manty Bible verses to back her up, so it must be a sin.
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Old 2006-06-27, 20:14
perfect chaos perfect chaos is offline
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Default Re: Is masterbating a sin?

quote:Originally posted by Underscore:

Unless, apparantly, you unload inside an alter boy.



hahahahaha

i love you

in a non homisexual way

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