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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2006-06-21, 23:25
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This just occured to me. All you athiests (of which I am one), imagine the situation. One day, God appears in front of you. You arn't drunk, on drugs, just normal. He utterly proves his existance to you, and says that unless you change your sinful ways to follow him, you'll burn in hell for all eternity.
Do you convert to Christianity? Would you give up all your earthly vices in order to avoid damnation?
Personally, I like to think that I wouldn't, most because my ethics don't gell with Christian values. I support free abortions, assisted suicide, casual drug use, casual sex, whatever. Dropping all those would make me feel like too much of a hypocrite, just abandoning them on the spot like that. To be honest though, I'd probably go for a deathbed conversion...see if that would work to avoid getting my ass toasted...
So, what about you lot? Hmm. I suppose this could also pass for religious non-christians out there as well as for athiests.
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# 2
2006-06-21, 23:41
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I'd tell him to fuck off. I'd rather spend my days in torture than caressing that pompous bastard's ego, which is all you do in heaven. If he was like, "Hey, worship me and I'll give you a palace in a city with gold streets, and tons of hot chicks and reefer forever and ever." It'd be ok.
But that's not how it is. He's like, "Hey, worship me and you can come to a city with golden streets and shitty music playing nonstop where you can submit to my will and kiss my ass for all eternity."
Fuck. That.
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# 3
2006-06-22, 02:15
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Wouldnt you like to know.
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I would shoot him and be like "Ha, I told you he didn't exist!"
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# 4
2006-06-22, 03:10
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
I'd tell him to fuck off. I'd rather spend my days in torture than caressing that pompous bastard's ego, which is all you do in heaven. If he was like, "Hey, worship me and I'll give you a palace in a city with gold streets, and tons of hot chicks and reefer forever and ever." It'd be ok.
But that's not how it is. He's like, "Hey, worship me and you can come to a city with golden streets and shitty music playing nonstop where you can submit to my will and kiss my ass for all eternity."
Fuck. That.
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agreed.
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# 5
2006-06-22, 03:13
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I'd be sure and get a video of it - give those people in Paranoid Delusions something to post about for daysssss.
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# 6
2006-06-22, 03:43
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Wherever there's consciousness
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What is god? I don't want a webster definition, they don't know either.
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# 7
2006-06-22, 04:45
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Im punch him in the guts. Then wait for a reaction. Then if he was about to blow me up, I'd kick his ass
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# 8
2006-06-22, 06:46
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I'd ask him for proof that he's real; otherwise it's far more likely that I've had some kind of mental episode and should see a doctor.
Assuming that God proved to my satisfaction that he was in fact God, I'd ask him simply: "What the fuck?" Being God, he'd know what that meant and answer accordingly.
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# 9
2006-06-22, 09:20
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Albatross:
I'd ask him for proof that he's real; otherwise it's far more likely that I've had some kind of mental episode and should see a doctor.
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What could god possible do to prove his existence that can't also be classed as you having a mental episode?
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# 10
2006-06-22, 09:26
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the church is corrupt.
i would ask him the true way to worship.
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#11
2006-06-22, 10:04 |
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 Re: If God manifested in front of you...
You see, heaven is a place for people with such interests as, gardening, whereas hell would be full of pirates and ninjas, what a difficult choice...
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#12
2006-06-22, 14:18 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I'd naturally assume I'd had an acid-induced flash back and spend a while talking to him about the hypocricy in that "book" of his and about the stupid shit his "people" do...
-Val
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#13
2006-06-22, 16:47 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
Ask for ID?
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#14
2006-06-22, 18:55 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I'd tell him to turn water into wine (his kid did it, he should be able to)
Then I would carry on with my life. No amount of grovelling/worship will make up for everything I've ever done
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#15
2006-06-23, 06:54 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
Of course I would convert. I'm afraid I'm not a hard-kore Rebel; if he proved his existance to me to my satisfaction and also says he's the Christian God and they have it right, then obviously he's real, and what he says in the Bible is true. I'm sure he could explain the ethically difficulties in Christianity to my satisfaction, being omnipotent and so forth.
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#16
2006-06-23, 10:16 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
...I'm glad you people are atheists.
"If God Appeared to you"
That statement just makes me want to cry.
You expect some BEING to appear to you and perform magic tricks? Worship David Copperfield (Not Lance Burton cause he uses fake birds I went up on stage once and...)
The Real God has Appeared to you from the moment you opened your little baby eyes. God's magic trick is all around you, the manifestation of the entire universe and every single aspect of it, inside and out, your thoughts, the possibilities and all encompassed within Reality.
Do you think some being did that? Something that appears in a form and performs magic tricks is capable of being God? God is one, and not any single thing in the universe is God, but all are within, made of, part of, existing only by, and dependant on God, which is the ultimate Reality which we exist within.
Why call it God? Because thats the only thing worthy of submission, the strongest ultimate factor in your life, there is no Man or Being so why would you believe in such a thing or even consider for a moment that some THING can be God when God encompasses ALL Things, all THINGS dependant on God.
If it can "appear" in a singular form in reality, it is NOT God, but a part of God as much as a doorknob or a molecule or a thought.
How much more apparent do you want it? But you act deaf and blind and without senses when you have your senses, you can't see it? Can't you hear it? Won't you understand?
"No, that's not God" they say "God is not Reality it is just an idea people created to feel good" Really? Reality was created by human thought? If you stripped the entire universe and all that is within it, there would be nothing, nothing but Reality, which is what we exist within, it is in the image of nothing if you strip it of all that it is within, but it is not nothing, it is the Manifestor of Worlds.
Nothing can only do nothing, if there was ever pure nothing, so too would there now be absolute nothing. Nothing has no capacity to hold anything, have anything manifest, or basically do anything.
Is Reality Dead? Inanimate? Senseless? Can you not see how what is within it is in constant animation every moment, that if it was dead it would not exist and so too would nothing exist? It has no sense? Are you senseless? You're the proof against yourselves, it is the posessor of "Sense".
Every thought you can possibly think is possible because of it held within it, manifested by it, you utilize it and are dependant on it every moment of your life. But someone told you a man who was a baby is God? So you fight it, and rightly so, but then you're so stuck on the idea that you blind yourself to the Reality, to the Real God, the Original, and the Originator.
Its so easy and so obvious and so clear. There is no God but the God I am telling you about, and there is nothing greater than it, it is what you should submit to, the submission will bring inner peace.
Its easy to say there is no God when you've invented some idol to break. When you say it to me its like you're speaking something completely absurd, like saying "We exist in Nothing, and Nothing only Exists" A Lie. Prove it? You are the proof, I am the proof, Everything is the Proof.
There was no Being molding things like a man, nor is God in your image, but you are images within God.
Science and Religious Truth has NO CONFLICT save those who lie and make conflict. To deny what is Real to Defend a False Idol, Christianity has really made an error, and so to have the other religions eventually when at their core their message should be essentially be the same.
From the most ancient hunter gatherer religions and polytheistic religions the idea is one idea which becomes mutated by people. "There is Reality, It has Many Aspects, It is where we come from, All things are dependant on it but it is self sufficient" Then from the One True God does it slowly evolve, each aspect is named, then metaphorically described to help people understand in a humanistic way and soon a whole pantheon of Gods develop from the One, Hinduism still has this history of how its religion evolved and that its root is monotheistic and its God is Reality.
People did not Develop the original idea of God, it was an understanding of what is Real and True which later in explanation transformed into something very misleading and false.
God makes the rain fall, no the weather does, All in the same.
God makes the universe expand, no thats just an effect due to certain aspects of the universe, All in the same.
Exchange the word God for Reality as it should be, it is one word.
But how can God be Omnipotent?
om·nip·o·tent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt)
adj.
Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. See Usage Note at
Reality is. You are completely dependant on it, as is everything in this universe and all possible universes.
But how can God be omniscient?
om·nis·cient ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-nshnt)
adj.
Having total knowledge; knowing everything: an omniscient deity; the omniscient narrator.
And of Knowledge, All things are Made. Information, Mathematics, What Knows everything other than what Everything is within and made of?
This is God, You are the Witness, You are the Proof, You are the one that testifies.
[This message has been edited by Abrahim (edited 06-23-2006).]
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#17
2006-06-23, 10:42 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
...I'm glad you people are athiests.
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#18
2006-06-23, 11:48 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Dre Crabbe:
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#19
2006-06-23, 11:50 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Underscore:
This just occured to me. All you athiests (of which I am one), imagine the situation. One day, God appears in front of you.
So, what about you lot? Hmm. I suppose this could also pass for religious non-christians out there as well as for athiests.
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#20
2006-06-23, 11:55 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
...I'm glad you people are atheists.
"If God Appeared to you"
That statement just makes me want to cry.
You expect some BEING to appear to you and perform magic tricks? Worship David Copperfield (Not Lance Burton cause he uses fake birds I went up on stage once and...)
The Real God has Appeared to you from the moment you opened your little baby eyes. God's magic trick is all around you, the manifestation of the entire universe and every single aspect of it, inside and out, your thoughts, the possibilities and all encompassed within Reality.
Do you think some being did that? Something that appears in a form and performs magic tricks is capable of being God? God is one, and not any single thing in the universe is God, but all are within, made of, part of, existing only by, and dependant on God, which is the ultimate Reality which we exist within.
Why call it God? Because thats the only thing worthy of submission, the strongest ultimate factor in your life, there is no Man or Being so why would you believe in such a thing or even consider for a moment that some THING can be God when God encompasses ALL Things, all THINGS dependant on God.
If it can "appear" in a singular form in reality, it is NOT God, but a part of God as much as a doorknob or a molecule or a thought.
How much more apparent do you want it? But you act deaf and blind and without senses when you have your senses, you can't see it? Can't you hear it? Won't you understand?
"No, that's not God" they say "God is not Reality it is just an idea people created to feel good" Really? Reality was created by human thought? If you stripped the entire universe and all that is within it, there would be nothing, nothing but Reality, which is what we exist within, it is in the image of nothing if you strip it of all that it is within, but it is not nothing, it is the Manifestor of Worlds.
Nothing can only do nothing, if there was ever pure nothing, so too would there now be absolute nothing. Nothing has no capacity to hold anything, have anything manifest, or basically do anything.
Is Reality Dead? Inanimate? Senseless? Can you not see how what is within it is in constant animation every moment, that if it was dead it would not exist and so too would nothing exist? It has no sense? Are you senseless? You're the proof against yourselves, it is the posessor of "Sense".
Every thought you can possibly think is possible because of it held within it, manifested by it, you utilize it and are dependant on it every moment of your life. But someone told you a man who was a baby is God? So you fight it, and rightly so, but then you're so stuck on the idea that you blind yourself to the Reality, to the Real God, the Original, and the Originator.
Its so easy and so obvious and so clear. There is no God but the God I am telling you about, and there is nothing greater than it, it is what you should submit to, the submission will bring inner peace.
Its easy to say there is no God when you've invented some idol to break. When you say it to me its like you're speaking something completely absurd, like saying "We exist in Nothing, and Nothing only Exists" A Lie. Prove it? You are the proof, I am the proof, Everything is the Proof.
There was no Being molding things like a man, nor is God in your image, but you are images within God.
Science and Religious Truth has NO CONFLICT save those who lie and make conflict. To deny what is Real to Defend a False Idol, Christianity has really made an error, and so to have the other religions eventually when at their core their message should be essentially be the same.
From the most ancient hunter gatherer religions and polytheistic religions the idea is one idea which becomes mutated by people. "There is Reality, It has Many Aspects, It is where we come from, All things are dependant on it but it is self sufficient" Then from the One True God does it slowly evolve, each aspect is named, then metaphorically described to help people understand in a humanistic way and soon a whole pantheon of Gods develop from the One, Hinduism still has this history of how its religion evolved and that its root is monotheistic and its God is Reality.
People did not Develop the original idea of God, it was an understanding of what is Real and True which later in explanation transformed into something very misleading and false.
God makes the rain fall, no the weather does, All in the same.
God makes the universe expand, no thats just an effect due to certain aspects of the universe, All in the same.
Exchange the word God for Reality as it should be, it is one word.
But how can God be Omnipotent?
om·nip·o·tent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt)
adj.
Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. See Usage Note at
Reality is. You are completely dependant on it, as is everything in this universe and all possible universes.
But how can God be omniscient?
om·nis·cient ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-nshnt)
adj.
Having total knowledge; knowing everything: an omniscient deity; the omniscient narrator.
And of Knowledge, All things are Made. Information, Mathematics, What Knows everything other than what Everything is within and made of?
This is God, You are the Witness, You are the Proof, You are the one that testifies.
I think this is one of only a few times when it isn't unfair to say TOO LONG DIDN"T READ - NO ONE CARES
Sorry for caps.
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#21
2006-06-23, 13:10 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
Did anyone manage to read it without skimming?
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#22
2006-06-23, 13:11 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Valmont:
I'd naturally assume I'd had an acid-induced flash back and spend a while talking to him about the hypocricy in that "book" of his and about the stupid shit his "people" do...
-Val
You can have that conversation with me!
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#23
2006-06-23, 16:33 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I'd check myself into the nearest mental hospital.
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#24
2006-06-23, 18:08 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by ilbastardoh:
What is god? I don't want a webster definition, they don't know either.
All powerful guy that controls everything. Is that anti-webster enough for you?
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#25
2006-06-23, 18:39 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
...I'm glad you people are atheists.
"If God Appeared to you"
That statement just makes me want to cry.
You expect some BEING to appear to you and perform magic tricks? Worship David Copperfield (Not Lance Burton cause he uses fake birds I went up on stage once and...)
The Real God has Appeared to you from the moment you opened your little baby eyes. God's magic trick is all around you, the manifestation of the entire universe and every single aspect of it, inside and out, your thoughts, the possibilities and all encompassed within Reality.
Do you think some being did that? Something that appears in a form and performs magic tricks is capable of being God? God is one, and not any single thing in the universe is God, but all are within, made of, part of, existing only by, and dependant on God, which is the ultimate Reality which we exist within.
Why call it God? Because thats the only thing worthy of submission, the strongest ultimate factor in your life, there is no Man or Being so why would you believe in such a thing or even consider for a moment that some THING can be God when God encompasses ALL Things, all THINGS dependant on God.
If it can "appear" in a singular form in reality, it is NOT God, but a part of God as much as a doorknob or a molecule or a thought.
How much more apparent do you want it? But you act deaf and blind and without senses when you have your senses, you can't see it? Can't you hear it? Won't you understand?
"No, that's not God" they say "God is not Reality it is just an idea people created to feel good" Really? Reality was created by human thought? If you stripped the entire universe and all that is within it, there would be nothing, nothing but Reality, which is what we exist within, it is in the image of nothing if you strip it of all that it is within, but it is not nothing, it is the Manifestor of Worlds.
Nothing can only do nothing, if there was ever pure nothing, so too would there now be absolute nothing. Nothing has no capacity to hold anything, have anything manifest, or basically do anything.
Is Reality Dead? Inanimate? Senseless? Can you not see how what is within it is in constant animation every moment, that if it was dead it would not exist and so too would nothing exist? It has no sense? Are you senseless? You're the proof against yourselves, it is the posessor of "Sense".
Every thought you can possibly think is possible because of it held within it, manifested by it, you utilize it and are dependant on it every moment of your life. But someone told you a man who was a baby is God? So you fight it, and rightly so, but then you're so stuck on the idea that you blind yourself to the Reality, to the Real God, the Original, and the Originator.
Its so easy and so obvious and so clear. There is no God but the God I am telling you about, and there is nothing greater than it, it is what you should submit to, the submission will bring inner peace.
Its easy to say there is no God when you've invented some idol to break. When you say it to me its like you're speaking something completely absurd, like saying "We exist in Nothing, and Nothing only Exists" A Lie. Prove it? You are the proof, I am the proof, Everything is the Proof.
There was no Being molding things like a man, nor is God in your image, but you are images within God.
Science and Religious Truth has NO CONFLICT save those who lie and make conflict. To deny what is Real to Defend a False Idol, Christianity has really made an error, and so to have the other religions eventually when at their core their message should be essentially be the same.
From the most ancient hunter gatherer religions and polytheistic religions the idea is one idea which becomes mutated by people. "There is Reality, It has Many Aspects, It is where we come from, All things are dependant on it but it is self sufficient" Then from the One True God does it slowly evolve, each aspect is named, then metaphorically described to help people understand in a humanistic way and soon a whole pantheon of Gods develop from the One, Hinduism still has this history of how its religion evolved and that its root is monotheistic and its God is Reality.
People did not Develop the original idea of God, it was an understanding of what is Real and True which later in explanation transformed into something very misleading and false.
God makes the rain fall, no the weather does, All in the same.
God makes the universe expand, no thats just an effect due to certain aspects of the universe, All in the same.
Exchange the word God for Reality as it should be, it is one word.
But how can God be Omnipotent?
om·nip·o·tent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt)
adj.
Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. See Usage Note at
Reality is. You are completely dependant on it, as is everything in this universe and all possible universes.
But how can God be omniscient?
om·nis·cient ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-nshnt)
adj.
Having total knowledge; knowing everything: an omniscient deity; the omniscient narrator.
And of Knowledge, All things are Made. Information, Mathematics, What Knows everything other than what Everything is within and made of?
This is God, You are the Witness, You are the Proof, You are the one that testifies.
You sound like a cult leader.
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#26
2006-06-23, 19:11 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by tunamelt:
the church is corrupt.
i would ask him the true way to worship.
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#27
2006-06-23, 20:46 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
a-t-h-e-i-s-t= right
a-t-h-i-e-s-t= wrong
as Deutoronomy 89:74 explicitly states
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#28
2006-06-23, 22:05 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by pyromaniac001:
All powerful guy that controls everything. Is that anti-webster enough for you?
Guy...
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#29
2006-06-23, 23:39 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
...I'm glad you people are atheists.
"If God Appeared to you"
That statement just makes me want to cry.
You expect some BEING to appear to you and perform magic tricks? Worship David Copperfield (Not Lance Burton cause he uses fake birds I went up on stage once and...)
The Real God has Appeared to you from the moment you opened your little baby eyes. God's magic trick is all around you, the manifestation of the entire universe and every single aspect of it, inside and out, your thoughts, the possibilities and all encompassed within Reality.
Do you think some being did that? Something that appears in a form and performs magic tricks is capable of being God? God is one, and not any single thing in the universe is God, but all are within, made of, part of, existing only by, and dependant on God, which is the ultimate Reality which we exist within.
Why call it God? Because thats the only thing worthy of submission, the strongest ultimate factor in your life, there is no Man or Being so why would you believe in such a thing or even consider for a moment that some THING can be God when God encompasses ALL Things, all THINGS dependant on God.
If it can "appear" in a singular form in reality, it is NOT God, but a part of God as much as a doorknob or a molecule or a thought.
How much more apparent do you want it? But you act deaf and blind and without senses when you have your senses, you can't see it? Can't you hear it? Won't you understand?
"No, that's not God" they say "God is not Reality it is just an idea people created to feel good" Really? Reality was created by human thought? If you stripped the entire universe and all that is within it, there would be nothing, nothing but Reality, which is what we exist within, it is in the image of nothing if you strip it of all that it is within, but it is not nothing, it is the Manifestor of Worlds.
Nothing can only do nothing, if there was ever pure nothing, so too would there now be absolute nothing. Nothing has no capacity to hold anything, have anything manifest, or basically do anything.
Is Reality Dead? Inanimate? Senseless? Can you not see how what is within it is in constant animation every moment, that if it was dead it would not exist and so too would nothing exist? It has no sense? Are you senseless? You're the proof against yourselves, it is the posessor of "Sense".
Every thought you can possibly think is possible because of it held within it, manifested by it, you utilize it and are dependant on it every moment of your life. But someone told you a man who was a baby is God? So you fight it, and rightly so, but then you're so stuck on the idea that you blind yourself to the Reality, to the Real God, the Original, and the Originator.
Its so easy and so obvious and so clear. There is no God but the God I am telling you about, and there is nothing greater than it, it is what you should submit to, the submission will bring inner peace.
Its easy to say there is no God when you've invented some idol to break. When you say it to me its like you're speaking something completely absurd, like saying "We exist in Nothing, and Nothing only Exists" A Lie. Prove it? You are the proof, I am the proof, Everything is the Proof.
There was no Being molding things like a man, nor is God in your image, but you are images within God.
Science and Religious Truth has NO CONFLICT save those who lie and make conflict. To deny what is Real to Defend a False Idol, Christianity has really made an error, and so to have the other religions eventually when at their core their message should be essentially be the same.
From the most ancient hunter gatherer religions and polytheistic religions the idea is one idea which becomes mutated by people. "There is Reality, It has Many Aspects, It is where we come from, All things are dependant on it but it is self sufficient" Then from the One True God does it slowly evolve, each aspect is named, then metaphorically described to help people understand in a humanistic way and soon a whole pantheon of Gods develop from the One, Hinduism still has this history of how its religion evolved and that its root is monotheistic and its God is Reality.
People did not Develop the original idea of God, it was an understanding of what is Real and True which later in explanation transformed into something very misleading and false.
God makes the rain fall, no the weather does, All in the same.
God makes the universe expand, no thats just an effect due to certain aspects of the universe, All in the same.
Exchange the word God for Reality as it should be, it is one word.
But how can God be Omnipotent?
om·nip·o·tent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt)
adj.
Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. See Usage Note at
Reality is. You are completely dependant on it, as is everything in this universe and all possible universes.
But how can God be omniscient?
om·nis·cient ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-nshnt)
adj.
Having total knowledge; knowing everything: an omniscient deity; the omniscient narrator.
And of Knowledge, All things are Made. Information, Mathematics, What Knows everything other than what Everything is within and made of?
This is God, You are the Witness, You are the Proof, You are the one that testifies.
Blah, blah, blah, what a load of self righteous bullshit. Of course I don't expect God to appear in some little puff of smoke, IT WAS A BLOODY TALKING POINT! To see if people would keep to their lives as they live now, even if it was proved that they would spend eternity suffering for it. And there was some pretty interesting responses until you hauled that rhetoric in. Now go take your silly little "Jesus Saves" pamphlets and GTFO my thread.
Twisted_Ferret, thats a good point. God probably could explain the ethical "problems", but he'd have to be pretty good with words to be able to convice someone to completely give up their vices and sins. But then again, he's God, he could probably hypnotise you into doing it anyway. That said, I think it would be quite interesting to give the big guy (assuming he exists, something I seriously doubt) a good long Q and A about various things.
And yea, sorry for the miss-spelling of "Atheists", I was tired when I posted that. My bad.
[This message has been edited by Underscore (edited 06-23-2006).]
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2006-06-24, 01:18 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I have pondered that EXACT idea many times. And my only conclusion is that i made my life better, because it was shit. WHERE WAS GOD WHEN I NEEDED HIM? So even if he did prove his exsistence I would say "FUCK YOU! Im a satanist!"
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#31
2006-06-24, 02:40 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Underscore:
Blah, blah, blah, what a load of self righteous bullshit. Of course I don't expect God to appear in some little puff of smoke, IT WAS A BLOODY TALKING POINT! To see if people would keep to their lives as they live now, even if it was proved that they would spend eternity suffering for it. And there was some pretty interesting responses until you hauled that rhetoric in. Now go take your silly little "Jesus Saves" pamphlets and GTFO my thread.
Twisted_Ferret, thats a good point. God probably could explain the ethical "problems", but he'd have to be pretty good with words to be able to convice someone to completely give up their vices and sins. But then again, he's God, he could probably hypnotise you into doing it anyway. That said, I think it would be quite interesting to give the big guy (assuming he exists, something I seriously doubt) a good long Q and A about various things.
And yea, sorry for the miss-spelling of "Atheists", I was tired when I posted that. My bad.
What Jesus Saves Pamphlets? My article is about how silly it is to say "God manifests himself before you" If you could take a few minutes to read it, you might understand a little better.
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#32
2006-06-24, 19:23 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I understand quite fine. It was an outburst of contempt, a figure of speech, something you don't seem to be able to understand. Of course it is rediculous to think such a thing would happen. If the thread was entitled "What if, for whatever reason you care to think of, Christianity was proven without a doubt to the world" then the whole damn point of the thread would be EXACTLY THE SAME! [/rage]
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#33
2006-06-24, 21:30 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Underscore:
I understand quite fine. It was an outburst of contempt, a figure of speech, something you don't seem to be able to understand. Of course it is rediculous to think such a thing would happen. If the thread was entitled "What if, for whatever reason you care to think of, Christianity was proven without a doubt to the world" then the whole damn point of the thread would be EXACTLY THE SAME! [/rage]
Why are you limiting yourself to Christianity? There is a whole world of religions out there, Christianity being one of the less sensible choices. I was trying to show you what God really is in my post so that people quit imagining same being to appear before them.
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#34
2006-06-26, 00:22 |
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I'd get him to revert my PSP back to 1.5 firmware so I could put homebre back on. |
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2006-06-26, 00:45 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I would need to be, without a doubt, the second virgin mother for that to work.
And that's not going to work.
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#36
2006-06-26, 04:58 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I'd sit there and enjoy the hallucination. Sooner or later some nurses would come in to strap me down or maybe give me some pills to stop the nonsense.
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2006-06-26, 10:16 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:
...I'm glad you people are atheists.
"If God Appeared to you"
That statement just makes me want to cry.
You expect some BEING to appear to you and perform magic tricks? Worship David Copperfield (Not Lance Burton cause he uses fake birds I went up on stage once and...)
The Real God has Appeared to you from the moment you opened your little baby eyes. God's magic trick is all around you, the manifestation of the entire universe and every single aspect of it, inside and out, your thoughts, the possibilities and all encompassed within Reality.
Do you think some being did that? Something that appears in a form and performs magic tricks is capable of being God? God is one, and not any single thing in the universe is God, but all are within, made of, part of, existing only by, and dependant on God, which is the ultimate Reality which we exist within.
Why call it God? Because thats the only thing worthy of submission, the strongest ultimate factor in your life, there is no Man or Being so why would you believe in such a thing or even consider for a moment that some THING can be God when God encompasses ALL Things, all THINGS dependant on God.
If it can "appear" in a singular form in reality, it is NOT God, but a part of God as much as a doorknob or a molecule or a thought.
How much more apparent do you want it? But you act deaf and blind and without senses when you have your senses, you can't see it? Can't you hear it? Won't you understand?
"No, that's not God" they say "God is not Reality it is just an idea people created to feel good" Really? Reality was created by human thought? If you stripped the entire universe and all that is within it, there would be nothing, nothing but Reality, which is what we exist within, it is in the image of nothing if you strip it of all that it is within, but it is not nothing, it is the Manifestor of Worlds.
Nothing can only do nothing, if there was ever pure nothing, so too would there now be absolute nothing. Nothing has no capacity to hold anything, have anything manifest, or basically do anything.
Is Reality Dead? Inanimate? Senseless? Can you not see how what is within it is in constant animation every moment, that if it was dead it would not exist and so too would nothing exist? It has no sense? Are you senseless? You're the proof against yourselves, it is the posessor of "Sense".
Every thought you can possibly think is possible because of it held within it, manifested by it, you utilize it and are dependant on it every moment of your life. But someone told you a man who was a baby is God? So you fight it, and rightly so, but then you're so stuck on the idea that you blind yourself to the Reality, to the Real God, the Original, and the Originator.
Its so easy and so obvious and so clear. There is no God but the God I am telling you about, and there is nothing greater than it, it is what you should submit to, the submission will bring inner peace.
Its easy to say there is no God when you've invented some idol to break. When you say it to me its like you're speaking something completely absurd, like saying "We exist in Nothing, and Nothing only Exists" A Lie. Prove it? You are the proof, I am the proof, Everything is the Proof.
There was no Being molding things like a man, nor is God in your image, but you are images within God.
Science and Religious Truth has NO CONFLICT save those who lie and make conflict. To deny what is Real to Defend a False Idol, Christianity has really made an error, and so to have the other religions eventually when at their core their message should be essentially be the same.
From the most ancient hunter gatherer religions and polytheistic religions the idea is one idea which becomes mutated by people. "There is Reality, It has Many Aspects, It is where we come from, All things are dependant on it but it is self sufficient" Then from the One True God does it slowly evolve, each aspect is named, then metaphorically described to help people understand in a humanistic way and soon a whole pantheon of Gods develop from the One, Hinduism still has this history of how its religion evolved and that its root is monotheistic and its God is Reality.
People did not Develop the original idea of God, it was an understanding of what is Real and True which later in explanation transformed into something very misleading and false.
God makes the rain fall, no the weather does, All in the same.
God makes the universe expand, no thats just an effect due to certain aspects of the universe, All in the same.
Exchange the word God for Reality as it should be, it is one word.
But how can God be Omnipotent?
om·nip·o·tent ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-np-tnt)
adj.
Having unlimited or universal power, authority, or force; all-powerful. See Usage Note at
Reality is. You are completely dependant on it, as is everything in this universe and all possible universes.
But how can God be omniscient?
om·nis·cient ( P ) Pronunciation Key (m-nshnt)
adj.
Having total knowledge; knowing everything: an omniscient deity; the omniscient narrator.
And of Knowledge, All things are Made. Information, Mathematics, What Knows everything other than what Everything is within and made of?
This is God, You are the Witness, You are the Proof, You are the one that testifies.
Too long/didn't read.
But I bet it went along the lines of; blah...blah...blah...bombardier beetle...blah...blah...divine proof...blah...blah...blah...rainbow...blah...blah god loves you...blah...blah...Darwin was a communist...blah...blah... I'll pray for you.
God does not exist, the reason you think he does is because you have an inferiority complex, deal with it and move on.
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#38
2006-06-26, 11:40 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by jb_mcbean:
Too long/didn't read.
But I bet it went along the lines of; blah...blah...blah...bombardier beetle...blah...blah...divine proof...blah...blah...blah...rainbow...blah...blah god loves you...blah...blah...Darwin was a communist...blah...blah... I'll pray for you.
God does not exist, the reason you think he does is because you have an inferiority complex, deal with it and move on.
But to me that's like saying "You and nothing around you exists, not even I exist" If you would read the long thing it explains why!
[This message has been edited by Abrahim (edited 06-26-2006).]
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#39
2006-06-26, 16:09 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
Abrahim, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Goddamnit, you repeat yourself like some sort of motherfucking pastor monologuing at a Sunday sermon, except you monologue about you Reality bullshit in every fucking topic that's opened. Fuck it, we KNOW reality is there. We know what the fucking trees and bushes and pretty fucking insects look like. We know sunsets, we know naked chicks and we know that they look good. Sometimes. What we do not know, or will ever know, is how the fuck are we supposed to WORSHIP REALITY? Saying that God equals the trees and the plants and the animals and the beautiful earth and bla bla bla, does not make us want or need to worship it or love it or whatever the fuck you believe we're supposed to do to the God the Rock and God the pretty fucking cloud. What are we supposed to do once we come to the wonderfully deep realization that the fucking pigeon on my windowsill is real? It's there, I can see it, it's real. Wonderful, that pigeon is a part of reality which is God. So what?
My point is that, it it is entirely usless to say that God is reality. It doesn't do a single beneficial thing for us humans, it only induces you to write long, meaningless pseudo-deep posts. Shut up already!
If God (guy in the sky, God) came to earth to see me, I'd put my AK to his face and dissolve his head.
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2006-06-26, 17:29 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
Claiming that a perfect being is reality is like claiming the floor is reality. You're simply making the claim that A = B, without providing any evidence, hence making it a baseless claim. Your argument is now null and void.
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#41
2006-06-26, 17:35 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
If God appeared infront of me I have to restrain myself from kiking him in the shins. Once I was past the fury I would probably see the light and convert back to christianity, I was catholic once so it wouldn't be that hard a transition.
I would feel VERY bitter about God taking away my freedom of choice by showing me he is real for a while, but I'm sure I'd get over it.
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#42
2006-06-26, 17:56 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
This thread either rules, or sucks.
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#43
2006-06-28, 01:19 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I would offer him pot.
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#44
2006-06-28, 03:40 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
Spit in his eye, pull my knife and re-negotate the whole "my great to the umpteenth power grandparents ate an apple, now I'm damned" thing. Then I'd spit in his other eye and kick him in the shins.
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#45
2006-06-28, 11:49 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by insurgent6669:
I have pondered that EXACT idea many times. And my only conclusion is that i made my life better, because it was shit. WHERE WAS GOD WHEN I NEEDED HIM? So even if he did prove his exsistence I would say "FUCK YOU! Im a satanist!"
Where was God when you needed him? Where was God when you said "Where was God When I needed him" In my opinion you couldn't have even typed that without God. Nor could you breath, or think, or move, or exist.
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#46
2006-06-28, 11:53 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:
Abrahim, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Goddamnit, you repeat yourself like some sort of motherfucking pastor monologuing at a Sunday sermon, except you monologue about you Reality bullshit in every fucking topic that's opened. Fuck it, we KNOW reality is there. We know what the fucking trees and bushes and pretty fucking insects look like. We know sunsets, we know naked chicks and we know that they look good. Sometimes. What we do not know, or will ever know, is how the fuck are we supposed to WORSHIP REALITY? Saying that God equals the trees and the plants and the animals and the beautiful earth and bla bla bla, does not make us want or need to worship it or love it or whatever the fuck you believe we're supposed to do to the God the Rock and God the pretty fucking cloud. What are we supposed to do once we come to the wonderfully deep realization that the fucking pigeon on my windowsill is real? It's there, I can see it, it's real. Wonderful, that pigeon is a part of reality which is God. So what?
My point is that, it it is entirely usless to say that God is reality. It doesn't do a single beneficial thing for us humans, it only induces you to write long, meaningless pseudo-deep posts. Shut up already!
If God (guy in the sky, God) came to earth to see me, I'd put my AK to his face and dissolve his head.
What I say, isn't supposed to be deep, its supposed to make people realize whats on the surface. They keep trying to dig for things that aren't there. It's supposed to make you humble, that you're just part of it all, just like a pigeon or a rock, furthermore, how you worship it, is through meditation, submission, letting yourself go sometimes, letting it all come over you, the realization of it all. It brings peace, or it should. People keep saying it is irrelevant when I find it is the only relevant thing, much more relevant than imaginary beings flying in the sky and bragging about blowing them up.
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#47
2006-06-28, 11:56 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by bonkers:
Claiming that a perfect being is reality is like claiming the floor is reality. You're simply making the claim that A = B, without providing any evidence, hence making it a baseless claim. Your argument is now null and void.
The floor IS part of Reality...I'm stating that there is NO God, but the God I'm claiming, which is not the floor, or a pigeon, or a man in the sky, but what all those things exist within, essentially one, and to worship it through submission, meditation, finding peace in that, letting it all come over you, rather than chasing after illusionary inventions and things much less than the most powerful force in your life.
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#48
2006-07-02, 11:33 |
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
I've posted in this twice and still not answered the OP, so here it is.
I'd rape him and post pics.
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#49
2006-07-02, 13:37 |
Abrahim
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Re: If God manifested in front of you...
quote:Originally posted by jb_mcbean:
I've posted in this twice and still not answered the OP, so here it is.
I'd rape him and post pics.
lol how u gonna du dat?
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