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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2006-06-21, 23:13
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I worship Satan? Because I was headbanging to the song "Jesus Loves His Little Children", and I'm pretty sure Jesus likes it when I dedicate myself to Satan.
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Old 2006-06-22, 14:14
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LMAO.

I'm pretty sure some religious folk will, even if God won't. Have fun!
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Old 2006-06-23, 18:38
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lol.

But being serious, I think that God hates nobody. I even think he still has love for Satan, but Satan will not (and maybe cannot) ever love him back.
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Old 2006-06-23, 20:01
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in one word

no....



*shrugs shoulders*
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Old 2006-06-23, 22:07
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quote:Originally posted by fused:

lol.

But being serious, I think that God hates nobody. I even think he still has love for Satan, but Satan will not (and maybe cannot) ever love him back.
I think Satan doesn't hate God but hates you. I don't mean it as a joke, I mean it as his war is not with God but with humans.
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Old 2006-06-24, 02:31
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quote:Originally posted by fused:

lol.

But being serious, I think that God hates nobody. I even think he still has love for Satan, but Satan will not (and maybe cannot) ever love him back.
>.< arg thats what they fucking say, but how could someone love their fucking enemy like that? the whole thing is a conspiravy i tell you. a bunch of bullshit that was dragged out from under a couch. most of it doesnt make sense. im too tired to rant about it right now, but everything a christian tells you is a bunch of bullshit.
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Old 2006-06-24, 02:36
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quote:Originally posted by Megalodon:

the song "Jesus Loves His Little Children"
That song makes Jesus sound like a paedofile. Yea, god's gonna hate you.

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Old 2006-06-24, 09:54
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Originally posted by 0therean

That song makes Jesus sound like a paedofile. Yea, god's gonna hate you.
LOL
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Old 2006-06-24, 13:33
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I worship Satan?
Yes, you do, every time you go to MacDonalds!
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Old 2006-06-24, 14:56
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Kids and their music today....
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Old 2006-06-25, 06:54
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JESSSSUUS LOVES HIS LITTLE CHILDREN

\M/

ALLLL THE CHILDREN IN THE WORLD

\M/
 


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