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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add frogpie to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-17, 05:47
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reasons why you believe you might be going there if there is one. what does hell mean to you? would it be personalized to your own fears and inner demons? is "now" what hell is?....

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Old 2006-06-17, 05:57
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Well, if hell is real, I would be going there for being an atheist.
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Old 2006-06-17, 08:39
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There are Shit Demons in hell!

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Old 2006-06-17, 11:05
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Do you think there'll be hummers in heaven?

That's something I'd look forward to.

Will there be lots of nookie and chocolate chip cookies?

Because a guy needs some fun stuff to do.

I want a cool pickup truck up in heaven,

and a girl in tight jeans sittin near,

but if I can't get a hummer,

it'll be a big bummer,

'cause I sure can't get one down here.

I want a big screen tv up in heaven,

a full schedule of sports and porno.

I want girls with big hooters,

serving tequila shooters,

but if I can't get a hummer,

I don't want to go!

Do you think there'll be hummers in heaven?

I'll find out when I am reborn.

My halo is glowing,

and if there's some blowing,

I hope it's not Gabriel's horn.

Do you think there'll be hummers in heaven?

That's something I'd look forward to.

The faith that I follow better have chicks that swallow,

cuz that's what I'd like them to do.
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Old 2006-06-18, 03:00
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I honestly believe that hell is the punishment of not following the *rightous path* which some bitches made up two thousand years ago to keep people in line but sadly, it stuck .
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Old 2006-06-18, 12:46
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quote:Originally posted by random_jew:

I honestly believe that hell is the punishment of not following the *rightous path* which some bitches made up two thousand years ago to keep people in line but sadly, it stuck .
Wow did you find that in the TORAH?!!?!

LOL
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Old 2006-06-18, 13:15
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What comes around goes around. What you send forth is reflected back on you. Live "Right" Be Good, Get Right Get Good. Live "Wrong" Be Bad, Get Wrong Get Bad.

Buddha said that life is suffering unless you follow the eightfold path of right action and right thought. In other words the straight path as mentioned elsewhere.

If you are a force of negativity, so to will it be reflected back on you.

If you are a force of positivity, so to will it be reflected back on you.
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Old 2006-06-18, 14:27
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how would this happen?

i mean, i could be an absolute bastard for most of my life, and even if bad things happened to me because of it, it would probably not be a hundreth of what i gave out....
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Old 2006-06-19, 02:44
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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

What comes around goes around. What you send forth is reflected back on you. Live "Right" Be Good, Get Right Get Good. Live "Wrong" Be Bad, Get Wrong Get Bad.

Buddha said that life is suffering unless you follow the eightfold path of right action and right thought. In other words the straight path as mentioned elsewhere.

If you are a force of negativity, so to will it be reflected back on you.

If you are a force of positivity, so to will it be reflected back on you.
I could easily buy into this

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Old 2006-06-19, 18:57
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The concept of hell is such a backwards incentive for living a good life.

If you're only being a good person because you're shit scared that if you don't you will burn in eternal hellfire when you die, it's not an honest desire to do good, it's blackmail.

Though it is arguable the it's the actions that count rather than the thought behind them.

Jx
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Old 2006-06-19, 19:56
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

The concept of hell is such a backwards incentive for living a good life.

If you're only being a good person because you're shit scared that if you don't you will burn in eternal hellfire when you die, it's not an honest desire to do good, it's blackmail.

Though it is arguable the it's the actions that count rather than the thought behind them.

Jx
I totally agree with you there. Where's the virtue in making yourself believe something out of fear?
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Old 2006-06-19, 20:57
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

The concept of hell is such a backwards incentive for living a good life.

If you're only being a good person because you're shit scared that if you don't you will burn in eternal hellfire when you die, it's not an honest desire to do good, it's blackmail.

Though it is arguable the it's the actions that count rather than the thought behind them.

Jx
"He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sakes!"

Hahahah.

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Old 2006-06-19, 21:38
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I believe hell could exist but not as xians see it.

I think hell would be a feeling of utter confusion and terror of every passing moment. And if it exists then it might be due to what your mind thinks as you die.

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Old 2006-06-19, 21:49
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quote:Originally posted by random_jew:

I honestly believe that hell is the punishment of not following the *rightous path* which some bitches made up two thousand years ago to keep people in line but sadly, it stuck .
Why? Why did it stick? What would religions have to gain?

*Counts Bills*

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Old 2006-06-20, 00:53
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

The concept of hell is such a backwards incentive for living a good life.

If you're only being a good person because you're shit scared that if you don't you will burn in eternal hellfire when you die, it's not an honest desire to do good, it's blackmail.

Though it is arguable the it's the actions that count rather than the thought behind them.

Jx
Wow, you really read my mind there. When I was a child, hell to me meant fear and ignorance. People should be good (and I use that term loosely) for the sake of goodness, not under the threat of eternal hellfire.
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Old 2006-06-21, 18:42
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Imagine Hell as a dimension full of hate, fear and evil. If your soul wants to go to higher dimensions, you will have to go past Hell. If your soul is evil i.e. full of negative energy, you will be trapped in hell untill you learn to release the evil. It will become very hard if it becomes part of you.
 


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