Religion isn't real, Jesus was just a really good con artist.

Jesus was a con artist. That is how everyone knows him today. He started paying people after he started talking shit about he could heal people. Since people already thought he was so powerful people paid him with items. Which he used to pay people to pretend to be disabled.

Once he got well known Jesus was a rich man and hid all of his hidings. A few days before he was crucified he talked to a bunch of kings and paid them and asked them to write this retarded story and to make sure they put him as the one who saved everyone because as we all know, Jesus is a lying con artist prick and of course an attention whore. So he paid them to make this book and the whole bible acronym is just a coincidence.

The people who actually killed him were the sane ones and everyone else was just involved in his little con games because well, they got paid to lie. Jesus told the kings to make sure to pass down the story from generation to generation and make sure someone writes about it. Jesus also gave him a treasure map to show where to find the items he has collected over the years when he was alive. So about 1000 years later there was this greedy fucking son of the king who decided to write a book because he always had sexual fantasies about cutting and the world coming to an end.

He found the treasure map and located the treasure, which inspired him even more to write a book and lie about Jesus because Jesus made the greedy son a rich man. The king’s son only thought it would be right to lie a little to make Jesus seem all-powerful. This is how the bible came into place and how everyone thought Jesus was some "healer". Only I know he was a con artist because I am Jehovah and that is why they killed me because I knew too much but I came back as a monkey and I’m telling the whole world the truth about Jesus.

P.s. Mary wasn't a virgin, they never knew because the doctor’s back then didn't know if the hymen broke or not.

Edited to make readable.

[This message has been edited by jvm222 (edited 06-12-2006).]

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quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

he was so powerful people paid him with items. which he used to pay people to pretend to be disabled. .

except that He healed these people that had been blind, crippled since birth, and everyone knew them, because the had been begging for food and stuff since they were young. Don't flame my brother.

Put this into correct paragraphs, then we'll talk. I can't sit here and read a cube of text.

Edit: Good lad.

[This message has been edited by Don Quixote (edited 06-12-2006).]

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quote:Originally posted by lobotomy:

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don't you know, the cool cats don't post in the right forums

quote:Originally posted by Don Quixote:

Put this into correct paragraphs, then we'll talk. I can't sit here and read a cube of text.

done

quote:Originally posted by Don Quixote:

Put this into correct paragraphs, then we'll talk. I can't sit here and read a cube of text.

well at least the bible has chapters

http:../../www.sprengmeister.org/nsfw/jesusishitler/default.htm

now this tread is useless

Where is your proof, if any? Something to back this up? At all?

I think Jesus was just a wise man or a story that just got stupid.

[StreetThug]

No. Jesus made food for thousands of people that were starving. Thousands of people would not pretend to be fed. And there were many different people who wrote the bible, so he wasn't lying to them.

edit: wrong section btw

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quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

No. Jesus made food for thousands of people that were starving. Thousands of people would not pretend to be fed. And there were many different people who wrote the bible, so he wasn't lying to them.

edit: wrong section btw

he stole the food.

he made the people who were starving act like they were disabled or they wouldn't get food.

[This message has been edited by jvm222 (edited 06-12-2006).]

Jesus wasn't real, Religion is a really good con scheme.

Who cares?

quote:Originally posted by Streetvision:

Who cares?

I like your style.

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

Religion isn't real

Yes it is. Read: Sikhism, Hinduism, Islam, Christianity, Judaism etc.

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quote:Originally posted by JohnnynMary:

I like your jive.

LOL!

quote:Originally posted by PetSematary:

GTFO!

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GTFOn

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[Metaphysicist]

quote:Originally posted by lobotomy:

MGCBTSOOYG?

JVM, you are a total dumbass. You have nothing to support your argument; just your stupid opinion. Have fun in Hell.

quote:Originally posted by glasscuts:

JVM, you are a total dumbass. You have nothing to support your argument; just your stupid opinion. Have fun in Hell.

you have nothing to support yours douchebag.

by the way, hell is what we make of it.

Jesus as we know him in the bible is a fictional man based on someone who was real, but not the son of god.

quote:Originally posted by Don Quixote:

Put this into correct paragraphs, then we'll talk. I can't sit here and read a cube of text.

Edit: Good lad.

Man, I laughed my ass off so hard. That was pretty funny, man.

[LostCause]

Too stupid and unoriginal. I'm closing this.

Cheers,

Lost