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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1
2006-06-12, 08:34
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The place were you would least look
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It told me to study the bible to get a clear meaning on wicca and satanism and the whole lake of fire.
http://tinyurl.com/nrj6j
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# 2
2006-06-12, 10:05
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It said I'm a Satanist because I don't drink the blood of Christ or eat his body.
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# 3
2006-06-12, 17:59
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Regular
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Omaha NE USA
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i only got three right.
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# 4
2006-06-13, 14:54
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It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
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# 5
2006-06-15, 00:00
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
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ONLAY DEVULZ DON BELIEVE IN DEVULZ!
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# 6
2006-06-18, 02:30
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fear the goddess.
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# 7
2006-06-18, 02:44
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
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Same here.
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# 8
2006-06-18, 12:43
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Jesus is cool!
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# 9
2006-06-18, 14:17
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Regular
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bodmin, cornwall, england
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Apparently, i'm wrong and the god, the bible and christians are right.
odd that i didnt expect that response
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# 10
2006-06-19, 13:10
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Regular
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Buttsecks with Scissors
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Aww man I haven't been on Totse in so long.
Anyways, I took this test and I personally have to say, it was quite..contradictory.
First off all, most/all of the questions say 'Believe' in them. Meaning their asking for an opinion. But then why is there when you finish, you get a score showing your Right and Wrong answers?
WHAT the fuck?
Anyways, apparently I'm a Satanist, and I need to study...witchcraft. And the Bible.
Meh, gay.
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# 11
2006-07-05, 18:15
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i got nine right quessing works
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# 12
2006-07-05, 18:28
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
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What kind of negative entity would live with such enclosement?
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# 13
2006-07-14, 21:58
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Mayaguez Puerto Rico
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It's a stupid test. How can someone's ideas and beliefs be identified with 25 stupid yes/no questions?
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# 14
2006-07-17, 04:41
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by hedonist:
fear the goddess.
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wooo
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# 15
2006-07-17, 15:08
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Cambridge England
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What A joke.
The Christians that created that test should be reckoned by the hand of God.
Smite them!!!! SMITE!
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# 16
2006-07-17, 18:13
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West Midlands, UK
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Ahh, of course my beliefs are either right or wrong!
Science and God=X ftw
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# 17
2006-08-17, 17:09
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I got 19 wrong. I love myself.
Pagan, though, pagan, they forgot to call me a pagan. Dammit, I might as well call them Methodists for that. Then again, they might actually be methodists.
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# 18
2006-08-17, 18:37
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:
It said I'm a Satanist, yet I don't belive in mythical creatures or anything supernatural.
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That's a startling coincidence, neither do Satanists.
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# 19
2006-08-17, 18:41
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Christianity is full of shit, as you can see by this test.
There is no god, god is an energy field, not a sentient being. We are all part of this field, whether you want to or not.
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# 20
2006-08-18, 05:27
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Geneva, IL, USA
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Yeah, I love how that test had "right" and "wrong" answers as to what someone chooses to believe in.
So, I'm a "satanitst" by their standards.
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# 21
2006-08-18, 06:18
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by sh0x0rz3r:
Christianity is full of shit, as you can see by this test.
There is no god, god is an energy field, not a sentient being. We are all part of this field, whether you want to or not.
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You're more full of shit than Christianity!
Take the beam out of thine own eye!
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# 22
2006-08-18, 06:20
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Inti:
You're more full of shit than Christianity!
Take the beam out of thine own eye!
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Inti, you seem to be online right now, do I have you on MSN or AIM, can I add you to either?
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# 23
2006-08-18, 08:13
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by WeaponsOMassIdiot:
Aww man I haven't been on Totse in so long.
Anyways, I took this test and I personally have to say, it was quite..contradictory.
First off all, most/all of the questions say 'Believe' in them. Meaning their asking for an opinion. But then why is there when you finish, you get a score showing your Right and Wrong answers?
WHAT the fuck?
Anyways, apparently I'm a Satanist, and I need to study...witchcraft. And the Bible.
Meh, gay.
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Fuckin said the same damn thing
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# 24
2006-08-23, 21:05
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I got em all right. Then again i was hitting the keys with my uncircumsized, cross shaped penis that bears all the names of the original pagan gods...go figure
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# 25
2006-08-23, 22:07
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im pagan and i got 24 wrong and 1 right YAAAAAY i should yell at a christion
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# 26
2006-08-24, 18:31
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Why even bother taking this test as it is obviously like playing with loaded dice. It was written from the christian view only.
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# 27
2006-08-26, 19:57
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No to all.
I better get reading
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