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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add Vashthe3rd to your ignore list  
Old 2006-06-06, 17:01
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Totse, I ask unto you this.

There has been a foretold Judgement Day, a day where all will be judged by that fellow God or whoever you believe in

What would happend to the world? Considering there is alot more bad than good right now, greed, power, corruption, etc. flood the world of those who are in control. What would happen to the world? to you? to those in power?
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Old 2006-06-06, 20:18
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you will get raped
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Old 2006-06-06, 20:48
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read Revelation
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Old 2006-06-06, 20:48
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Old 2006-06-06, 22:49
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I decided to make an account exactly on this day to celebrate.

So that you superstitious assholes would bow down to me!
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Old 2006-06-07, 00:28
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what do you mean what would happen? Earthquake, ionic storm. the Trumpet is blown, an intense sonic blast the entirely wipes out everything and flattens the entire planet, no mountains or trees or anything. Then dead people wake up and are like "wtf" because to them it felt like they had been sleeping only for a few moments. Then a gigantoric throne comes down from the sky with nothing on it with all standing before it. Theres the big thing from the sky alot of people were asking for, so then everyone is judged, they arent allowed to speak, but every cell in their body testifies to what it sent forth. A person testifies without control against themselves. Then they are given a record book of everything they have done, if they get it in the left hand they are foked, if they get it in the right they are in for a pleasant surprise. Those who did good and worshipped with have a light shining from their forehead to lead them through into paradise. Then those who did good are allowed to enter into "the kingdom" inheret the entire earth which is beautified. Those who did bad are given a candle to hold, and asked to walk through the darkness to their destination, and suddenly the light is snatches away from them and they are thrown into hell fire. Thus representing being born with the knowledge and the light and going blind to it.
 


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