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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-05-27, 09:57
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is it a sin to smoke the bible because me and my mate were running out of rollies.

and we were doing walking for sport (for school)where you just walk around the steets and stuff.

earlier that day we racked a bible (is that a sin as well) anyways after smoking it we were complaining to people that we were hungry and my mate triped over a pack of jj chicken crackers unopend!!!.

a litle bit later the crackers made us thirsty and we complained bout that when we found a full spring water bottle.

anyways thats my story and BTW the bible makes damn good rollies
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Old 2006-05-27, 10:24
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I love this story because of the good that happens and the bad that happens. Its very lovely!
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Old 2006-05-27, 11:38
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quote:Originally posted by purplemonkeydishwasher:



anyways thats my story and BTW the bible makes damn good rollies
Does it actually stick? Does god give us some divine gum?
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Old 2006-05-27, 11:41
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anyways thats my story and BTW the bible makes damn good rollies
yea it does make good rollies... me and my mate have tried them, man that day went soooo fast.... and the funny thing i cant remember any of the crap we did
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Old 2006-05-27, 11:54
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yea it does make good rollies... me and my mate have tried them, man that day went soooo fast.... and the funny thing i cant remember any of the crap we did
ummmm ive kidda notticed that you have replied to almost everything that i have posted. im starting to think your stalking me

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Old 2006-05-27, 12:00
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ummmm ive kidda notticed that you have replied to almost everything that i have posted. im starting to think your stalking me


I am stalking you... i know where you live, what school you go to, how hot your mum is , what car your learning to drive in, that your parents are divorced, who your friends are at school, how well you do in your classes, what classes you have and anything else you would like to know........... by the way *speaks evily* i'm in the house hehehehe.
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:03
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Since you both are online right now, could I get your MSN, AIM, or YAHOO Adresses so I can talk to you on there?
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:04
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Since you both are online right now, could I get your MSN, AIM, or YAHOO Adresses so I can talk to you on there?


yea mine is miggy_s1@hotmail.com his i cant remember... but i know it like alot of things
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:04
purplemonkeydishwasher purplemonkeydishwasher is offline
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yeah sure buddy

its str8up_fly@hotmail.com

dont ask i dont know what it means either
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:07
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I am stalking you... i know where you live, what school you go to, how hot your mum is , what car your learning to drive in, that your parents are divorced, who your friends are at school, how well you do in your classes, what classes you have and anything else you would like to know........... by the way *speaks evily* i'm in the house hehehehe.


MUM???
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Old 2006-05-27, 12:43
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Thanks for the emails you two! Right now my msn isnt letting me add ya, but you could add me at abrahimesker@hotmail.com and abrahimtotse@hotmail.com hopefully one of those will work.
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Old 2006-05-27, 19:51
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smoke it, toke it, have a laugh you spoke it. Why is this thread even there. You obviously don;t give fuck in the first place, to make you feel less guilty or feel good about yourself then whatever you achieved it..Haha I wouldn't be writing this if I wasn't wrecked in the first place. So flyyyyyyyyyy highhhhhhhhhhhh.

Edit: By the way there wasn't any shit being given, it actually was quite funny.

[This message has been edited by realitycourse (edited 05-28-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-28, 04:55
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This thread give a whole new meaning to the exclamation "Holy Smoke!"

[This message has been edited by truckfixr (edited 05-28-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-28, 08:11
St Anger-Pain-Hate St Anger-Pain-Hate is offline
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quote:Originally posted by truckfixr:

This thread give a whole new meaning to the exclamation "Holy Smoke!"





thats pretty lame dude, you need to work on your material.. some time in a mental institution could do you some good.. CYA *waves*
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Old 2006-06-01, 20:04
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Jesus was prolly a stoner too

think about it long hair and beard

goes on about peace a lot

gets grassed on too the pigs(romans)

sounds like a stoner too me
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