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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add ThizzFace to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-16, 20:25
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So far i believe god is up there with easter bunny and santa claus. Wat makes u so sure that a god(s) exsists?
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Old 2006-05-16, 20:41
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Explain how something can come out of nothing.

God lives outside the dimensions of space and time, so he is exempt from these rules.

You are an idiot. This is exemplified by the fact that there are no less than nine grammatical errors in your post and an additional three in the subject.
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Old 2006-05-16, 20:42
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And seriously, who decides that their name should be "ThizzFace?"

Are you familiar with the writings of Tucker Max? I am reminded of the dude who showed up to a strip club wearing a Detroit Red Wings jersey, except you're a thousand times worse.
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Old 2006-05-16, 21:56
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Explain how something can come out of nothing.

God lives outside the dimensions of space and time, so he is exempt from these rules.
What is God then?

"Something" that is not limited by the "somethingness" of everything?

That is not a satisfactory answer to your first question by any stretch of my imagination...

We're finding it tough enough to agreeing on what God is, let alone proving it exists...

I say God is everything that exists (and I suppose everything that doesn't exist)... so you're asking me to prove that everything, which exists, exists?

Well that might be an interesting topic for discussion in itself, but for now I'll just agree with all the empirical data which confirms the existence of everything...

As an integral part of everything, it is our right not to fall to our knees, and our responsibility not to look down upon anything.
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Old 2006-05-16, 22:21
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"God" is an idea originally created to explain natural phenomenon like the sun and tornadoes and such and is thus an outdated idea for our scientific society.
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Old 2006-05-16, 22:37
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Prophecies in bible, harmony of bible,

explain how a god CANNOT exist
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Old 2006-05-16, 23:03
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quote:Originally posted by john_deer:

Prophecies in bible, harmony of bible,

explain how a god CANNOT exist
explain to me how a giant pink dildo floating around Beetlejuice cannot exist. or are you going to spend your life worshipping this dildo too?
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Old 2006-05-16, 23:47
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quote:Originally posted by Beelzebub:

"God" is an idea originally created to explain natural phenomenon like the sun and tornadoes and such and is thus an outdated idea for our scientific society.
I agree completly

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Old 2006-05-16, 23:52
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quote:Originally posted by jsaxton14:

And seriously, who decides that their name should be "ThizzFace?"

Are you familiar with the writings of Tucker Max? I am reminded of the dude who showed up to a strip club wearing a Detroit Red Wings jersey, except you're a thousand times worse.
dam someones PMS'ing

And i decided on my name because

(a) I love thizzin

(b) i got a good thizz face and

(c) Mac Dre is a fuckin Bay Area legend

RIP Mac Dre

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Old 2006-05-17, 00:43
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quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

explain to me how a giant pink dildo floating around Beetlejuice cannot exist. or are you going to spend your life worshipping this dildo too?
A dildo is a human device. Thus, it is reasonable to assume that the dildo came from a human. Furthermore, the odds of a dildo leaving Earth's gravitational field and ending up in orbit around Beetlejuice[sp] are slim to none.
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Old 2006-05-17, 00:45
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quote:Originally posted by ThizzFace:

dam someones PMS'ing

And i decided on my name because

(a) I love thizzin

(b) i got a good thizz face and

(c) Mac Dre is a fuckin Bay Area legend

RIP Mac Dre

Go back to spurious.
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Old 2006-05-17, 01:20
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god = lies of men
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Old 2006-05-17, 06:43
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Too stupid. Too overdone.

Cheers,

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