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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2006-05-13, 04:04
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every athiest is going to read this (or at least the first few lines and then say they read the rest) and think to themselves "yay! an end to christianity!"

every christian is going to read this and say "what is this person talking about? these connections aren't real connections."

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Old 2006-05-13, 04:17
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every athiest is going to read this (or at least the first few lines and then say they read the rest) and think to themselves "yay! an end to christianity!"
I used to be a Christian and was able to rationalize both of those by manipulating my interpretation of the Bible.

You have to interpret it just right, or else the devil is tricking you into seeing a contradiction.
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Old 2006-05-13, 06:11
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Old 2006-05-13, 13:15
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I used to be a Christian and was able to rationalize both of those by manipulating my interpretation of the Bible.

You have to interpret it just right, or else the devil is tricking you into seeing a contradiction.
or you have to realize that the bible is the oldest historical book and that not everybody keeps perfect records.
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Old 2006-05-13, 19:13
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or you have to realize that the bible is the oldest historical book and that not everybody keeps perfect records.
Okay, great. Now tell me why we should all follow some of its arbitrary rules that defy common sense.

In Leviticus, it condones stoning your children to death if they disobey you. This sounds like a rule written by a tribe of ancient Israelites, nothing more.
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Old 2006-05-13, 19:41
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or you have to realize that the bible is the oldest historical book and that not everybody keeps perfect records.
The bible is not, by any means, the oldest historical book. Take a damn history lesson or two.
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Old 2006-05-15, 20:28
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or you have to realize that the bible is the oldest historical book and that not everybody keeps perfect records.
God does
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Old 2006-05-15, 20:35
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They make sense in context, as long as you're not reading for the purpose of finding flaws. Kinda.

And there are sites that refute the contradictions right back atcha.
 


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