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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-05-12, 11:45
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well a while ago i went into a haaunted house and felt something evil and wrote on the wall an inchantment. later that night i was visited by 7 or 8 dark cloaked figures whom also held a blade to my throught apeared at my bed steared at me before disapearing that was 2 1/2 years ago and since then i have been stuck with a long line of bad luck my dreams have become nightmares in which i can not wake and i feel that whom ever apeared that night may be the one doing this to me. does anyone know of any links that contain info about or know about what may have visited me that night so that i know how to deal with it.
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Old 2006-05-12, 12:12
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I suggest intense therapy and medication.
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Old 2006-05-12, 12:40
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Electric shocks and straitjackets.
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Old 2006-05-12, 13:20
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lol, at the above posts. I recommend meditation and try to understand your fears. Face your fears!
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Old 2006-05-12, 14:28
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I recommend one English class a day for five days a week, one typing class a day for five days a week, and total abstinence from Dungeons and Dragons.
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Old 2006-05-12, 16:30
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^ ROFL!
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Old 2006-05-12, 18:25
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turnbows.net/cac/index.php

Keyword: Ghost.

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Old 2006-05-12, 21:48
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quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

I recommend one English class a day for five days a week, one typing class a day for five days a week, and total abstinence from Dungeons and Dragons.
However, assuming you're not insane, I'd really look into getting a better security system in your house. Or at least stronger locks.

If you truly believe it was supernatural then you really don't have anything to worry about. Ghosts can't hurt you.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2006-05-12, 23:11
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Ghosts can't hurt you.

I beg to differ, there was a reported incident of a phantom in Melbourne in 1984 that broke a mans ankle.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:22
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I beg to differ, there was a reported incident of a phantom in Melbourne in 1984 that broke a mans ankle.
Oh really? I believe everything I read, so thanks for the heads up.
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Old 2006-05-13, 00:29
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quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

Oh really? I believe everything I read, so thanks for the heads up.

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Can you prove that there are no malicious spirits? If so than do it.
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Old 2006-05-13, 01:13
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no im not mentaly ill and dont need any medication for that matter. but i will tell you that sririts do exist and if they are provoked they can is some very rare cases can surverly hurt you and or friends.there is also a file on here about necromanancy where such a person burst into flames and then was shreded although i dont think that it was extreme as they made it be, i beleive something did happen.what also sent me to beleive that something is following me is that i had been to 3 medeators and all 3 refused to do the reading beacause of the dark ora surounding me.
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Old 2006-05-14, 00:16
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Those oras can be pretty scary.



If I were you, I'd tell an authority figure. Your parents, teacher, something.
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Old 2006-05-14, 01:36
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quote:Originally posted by wetwashing:

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? Can you prove that there are no malicious spirits? If so than do it.

There has never been a valid supernatural explanation for anything.

Also, I don't have to prove anything since the burdon of proof rests on you. You're the one who made the claim that there are really evil ghosts putting the whoopass on people.

It must be true right? Because somebody reported it.
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Old 2006-05-14, 05:27
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quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:



It might be true right? Because somebody reported it. [/B]

Look, I do not want to argue with you. it is just as like that something supernatural exists as the chance that it doesn't. I read about it in the book Unexplained by John Pinkney. Published in in 2006 by five Mile Press. As for the incident of the ankle smashing phantom,The incident occurred in 1984 in the Clarkefield Hotel in Melbourne. If you're really interested in it, I suggest that you take a look at the papers from that year.

[This message has been edited by wetwashing (edited 05-14-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-16, 22:38
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see if u can employ supernatural goons
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