Oh, Jesus Christ.

This is just disgusting.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Yeah. It churned my stomach.

quote:If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,

TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to

these poor lost souls yourself, however

AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

When I read that all I could think was 'you sick little bastards.'

They're also feeding kids lies about science. I'm outraged!

I find "Hopsiah's" history lesson to be flawed.

How the fuck did kangaroos "hop to australia" from the middle east? Do Christians actually expect their followers to just accept things like that without any thought?

I'll never understand religion.

I honestly can't figure out if this is satire or not.

Look at the map on this page, then look at the date.

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/kangaroo.html

2100 BC?

I'm speechless, I don't even know how to respond to such stupidity.

[Tyrant]

Yea, sure. Right. Because there's a single fucking kangaroo in the Middle East. Osama's been hiding in a joey pouch with his dialysis machine for five years, sucking milk out of kangaroo tits.

'Kanga-Jew' made me laugh, though.

PS: Did anyone else catch the phrase "ass-waged" instead of 'assuaged?'

Look at the maze. They have ice cream, sleep, and kisses presented as temptations.

I have lived a life of sin.

This is satire. Check out the banner ads.

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