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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2006-05-09, 22:17
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Are there any fellow theistic satanists on totse? I'd like to talk with a few...I have a few questions.
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Old 2006-05-09, 22:28
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die and go to hell, fag.



fuck flood control.
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Old 2006-05-10, 02:07
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die and go to hell, fag.



fuck flood control.


...oh and what religion are you?
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Old 2006-05-10, 02:13
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So you really believe in Satan, demons, angels, etc.?

This doesn't make any sense. If you believe in these supernatural beings, then that means you believe you are going to Hell since you worship Satan.

What is so appealing about theistic Satanism?

[This message has been edited by smallpox champion (edited 05-10-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-10, 14:14
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Well, what's wrong with it?
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Old 2006-05-10, 18:57
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I just recently became one. I'm interested in talking to other Satanists about it too.
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Old 2006-05-10, 23:22
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finally 2 people agree...it's reincarnation at it's finest...not going to hell...and we believe that hell is actually a good place...100000x better than heaven. I hate anton lavey, but he did say once "It's better to rein in hell than to serve in heaven."
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Old 2006-05-10, 23:35
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_satanism

There's a Wikipedia article about it there, is any of what you follow listed there?
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Old 2006-05-11, 00:03
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http:../../www.joyofsatan.com/default.htm

that's what we are...setian satanism looks interesting though
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Old 2006-05-11, 02:48
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Lol, this is just the opposite of mainstrem christianity. Actually, that is not so, it's similar. Anything based on desire is bad.
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Old 2006-05-11, 03:48
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Lol, this is just the opposite of mainstrem christianity. Actually, that is not so, it's similar. Anything based on desire is bad.
yeah.

"Spiritual Satanism is a life loving religion."

I LOL'ed

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Old 2006-05-11, 05:40
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quote:Originally posted by godzillaroar2000:

Are there any fellow theistic satanists on totse? I'd like to talk with a few...I have a few questions.
hahaha DUDE YOU ARE LIKE FUCKING 14 YEARS OLD, SHUT THE FUCK UP ROFL
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Old 2006-05-11, 18:44
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hahaha DUDE YOU ARE LIKE FUCKING 14 YEARS OLD, SHUT THE FUCK UP ROFL
Here's an idea: Shut up.

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Old 2006-05-11, 21:36
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Here's an idea: Shut up.


agreed...anyway, leveyan satanism is more of an opposite to christianity than theistic
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Old 2006-05-12, 08:28
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Theistic satanism is so dumb, I doubt anyone who is not a teenager believes in it.
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Old 2006-05-12, 13:18
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agreed...anyway, leveyan satanism is more of an opposite to christianity than theistic
Lol, again. Opposite? It's the other side of the same card.



[This message has been edited by coolwestman (edited 05-12-2006).]
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Old 2006-05-12, 15:16
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finally 2 people agree...it's reincarnation at it's finest...not going to hell...and we believe that hell is actually a good place...100000x better than heaven. I hate anton lavey, but he did say once "It's better to rein in hell than to serve in heaven."
Satan says that in Paradise Lost.
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Old 2006-05-14, 23:20
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Have any of you dissing it actually read the satanic bible or looked into the other side of satanism?
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Old 2006-05-14, 23:40
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Have any of you dissing it actually read the satanic bible or looked into the other side of satanism?
Obviously not. The dumb ol' apes can hardly read. It's a miracle they managed to type.
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Old 2006-05-14, 23:59
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Obviously not. The dumb ol' apes can hardly read. It's a miracle they managed to type.
Why would anyone want to join some shitty religion like satanism anyways? We have enough shitty people in the world and we don't need any more people being controlled by their egos.

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Old 2006-05-15, 02:05
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Why would anyone want to join some shitty religion like satanism anyways? We have enough shitty people in the world and we don't need any more people being controlled by their egos.



haha...like christians are any better? They make the world worse. They are intollerant...the satanic bible is semi-bullshit. I disregard anything from lavey.
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Old 2006-05-15, 02:12
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haha...like christians are any better? They make the world worse. They are intollerant...the satanic bible is semi-bullshit. I disregard anything from lavey.
Those who you call christians are not true christians. True christians are humble and have much respect for others. There are very few christians.
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Old 2006-05-15, 08:22
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Have any of you dissing it actually read the satanic bible or looked into the other side of satanism?
Have you? If you did, you would know that the satanic bible has nothing to do with theistic satanism. It is a text that glorifies personal gratification and materialism and rejects theism. Calling this thing satanism is just the hook for the little rebel in you.
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Old 2006-05-15, 11:51
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quote:Originally posted by elfstone:

Have you? If you did, you would know that the satanic bible has nothing to do with theistic satanism. It is a text that glorifies personal gratification and materialism and rejects theism. Calling this thing satanism is just the hook for the little rebel in you.
He's right you know...*coughsneezefart*HAILSATAAAAWN*coughsneezef art* allergies...

I personally LOVE Satan, the concept, the mythology around him, and demons and all that stuff are so fricken awesome to me!

Here is a favorite site: http:../../www.deliriumsrealm.com/delirium/demonlista-e.asp

Not everything on here is 100% accurate but its still an awesome website!

I love mythology and monsters!

http:../../webhome.idirect.coms/monsters.htm

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Old 2006-05-15, 17:48
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Sure, Satan and demons is a cool mythology, as long as we are clear that it is a MYTHology! Thanx for the sites.
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Old 2006-05-15, 20:16
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quote:Originally posted by elfstone:

Have you? If you did, you would know that the satanic bible has nothing to do with theistic satanism. It is a text that glorifies personal gratification and materialism and rejects theism. Calling this thing satanism is just the hook for the little rebel in you.
By the other side of satanism I was talking about thiestic satanism. I own the satanic bible, i'm a buddhist I just like religion.
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Old 2006-05-15, 23:08
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

you stupid motherfuckers, satan and hell were ideas CREATED by the catholic church as a way to control the masses through fear, "say your prayers or you'll go to hell and be tortured eternally." you may think you're giving the finger to catholicism by being satanic, but in reality you are submitting to their ideas.

Oh and for those of you who know that Beelzebub is a demon, lietenant of Hell actually, i made my name that to MOCK satanism, not praise it

Added: Went back and read that joyofsatan.com thing and WOW, thats just some dude with an imagination and too much time on his hands. Kind of like Scientology.

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Old 2006-05-16, 00:56
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quote:Originally posted by Beelzebub:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

you stupid motherfuckers, satan and hell were ideas CREATED by the catholic church as a way to control the masses through fear, "say your prayers or you'll go to hell and be tortured eternally." you may think you're giving the finger to catholicism by being satanic, but in reality you are submitting to their ideas.

Oh and for those of you who know that Beelzebub is a demon, lietenant of Hell actually, i made my name that to MOCK satanism, not praise it

Added: Went back and read that joyofsatan.com thing and WOW, thats just some dude with an imagination and too much time on his hands. Kind of like Scientology.



Quoted to show just how ignorant human beings can be.



Satanism was created from Christianity? No. Satanism predates Christianity you dumb piece of shit.

And just to let you know, that's not the only site on the internet about Traditional Satanism buddy.
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Old 2006-05-16, 14:34
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the baphomet has been around for a while, but most people don't interprete it as satan or evil.

no, the idea of good vs evil came from zoroastrianism and later was solidified by jews/christians.
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Old 2006-05-16, 22:09
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Ah you make me laugh, you worshippers of Satan. The idea of a ruler of the underworld and what not and a devil has been around for longer than christianity yes, but Lucifer was created by Judeism(is that how you spell it?) and Christianity. So really all you people are doing is worshipping a (so called) god that other people shit on. It doesnt matter how many joyofsatan sites there are it doesnt change that you're simply stealing Jewish/christian ideas and worshipping a shit pile. Do you think worshipping shit makes you cool little kiddy?

I agree with Abrahim too, you guys arent even true satanists which means even if Satan does exist he'll probably reject you and you'll have to float in space forever

just like only catholics go to heaven, i can guarantee you



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Old 2006-05-17, 03:12
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Beelzebub: stfu you prepubescent n00b.
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Old 2006-05-17, 03:46
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Another interesting thing to note: Lucifer was not originally a reference to Satan, in the Hebrew Bible it was the name of a Babylonian King, meaning either Morning Star or Light Bearer. Later when a monk was translating the Bible he misunderstood and took it to be a reference towards Satan.

Azazel is another demon mistaken as a reference to Satan, and where the whole Goat connection came from. Azazel was said to be a Goat God in the middle east worshipped by herders and sheperds in the area, probably for protection of their goats. Later on people took it as yet another reference to Satan.

An Interesting thing about the God of the Hebrew bible is its competative reference to other God's such as Baal, as if it almost acknowledges their existance but is competing to defeat it.

Baal was the Chief "God of God's" in a certain area of the Middle East after he defeated his enemy competitor in battle for the title. The stories of God's doing battle for titles may be a reference and metaphor to Kings and Chiefs in the area doing battle for titles.

Here is a fun site that I like alot but some of the info on it might not be entirely accurate: http:../../www.deliriumsrealm.com/delirium/demonlista-e.asp

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Old 2006-05-18, 21:58
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quote:Originally posted by elfstone:

Have you? If you did, you would know that the satanic bible has nothing to do with theistic satanism. It is a text that glorifies personal gratification and materialism and rejects theism. Calling this thing satanism is just the hook for the little rebel in you.


He has a point.
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Old 2006-05-19, 01:50
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I told you already, I meant the other side of satanism being the thiestic side. I know that the satanic bible has nothing to do with it, seeing that I own the satanic bible and have read it.
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Old 2006-05-19, 02:14
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I told you already, I meant the other side of satanism being the thiestic side. I know that the satanic bible has nothing to do with it, seeing that I own the satanic bible and have read it.
lol Kenshin, it wasn't required that you answer back really, I mean it looks cooler sometimes when you don't try to justify or explain yourself to people.

check out my comedy article: http:../bbs/forum3/html/243545.html

Answering back to people when it is not required gives the impression you need to prove something to them. Privately accepting their comments as true or false might be better. If they ask you a direct question then answering it might be fine, but standing up and saying "I know! I didn't mean that!" Doesn't look as cool as other options! But of course you know you can do whatever you want, this was just a suggestion!
 


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