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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-05-05, 15:06
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So...was in the papers other day and it says on the 06/06/06 all the satunists are going on a riot? as 666 is the devils number? So who here is gonna go along with it ^^?
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Old 2006-05-05, 15:19
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Is this a joke? I bet on 7/7/07 all of the moral people are gonna go crazy or something, too. Right?
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Old 2006-05-05, 20:13
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June 6th will be just another day. I bet a lot of people are anticipating demons biting peoples' heads off and stuff, but I wouldn't hold my breath over it.
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Old 2006-05-05, 22:22
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That's retarded on so many different levels... Besides, it's not 666. Technically it 060606. Totally different number.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2006-05-05, 23:26
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The only time that number actually occured in a year was in the year 666, for god's sake. 1666, was sixteen hundred sixty six! 060606 is actually sixty thousand sixhundred and six. Has the world gone to fucking shambles? There is nothing in a number. If anything bad happens on that day blame it on something else than the date.
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Old 2006-05-06, 01:34
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Yeah, I doubt any huge satanic riot is going to take place. Maybe some kids will spray paint the side of their school, but that's about it.
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Old 2006-05-06, 06:49
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I thought the number was 616 not 666
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Old 2006-05-06, 08:01
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Its a fucking movie thats going to be released in theatre on 666. Its not some satanic collusion or anything, just sme wannabe Exorcist.
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Old 2006-05-06, 23:29
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Next thing we know, we'll have all the Joy of Satan Ministry followers going berserkergang and starting a race war.

Hell, why not? I'll be on the winning side.
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Old 2006-05-07, 00:45
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There's actually a fucking billboard to this effect I drive by on my way to work.

It's all black, and just says:

"06 + 06 + 2006

The signs are all around you."

Some whackjob actually paid money to post that stupid thing. Incredible.

The world didn't end on 06/06/1006. Or 06/06/1966. Some people need to get a life.
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Old 2006-05-07, 01:38
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Nothing is going to happen, except for this local metal show, with some good bands.
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Old 2006-05-07, 02:16
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Damn religious zealots.
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Old 2006-05-08, 17:14
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06/06/06 is the day I "become a man". My 18th birthday. Who knows what travesties the world will give me to celebrate on such a numerically significant day.
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Old 2006-05-09, 03:27
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Hmmm, the Omen remake and an AFI album are coming out then. Are they gonna cause the end of the world?
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Old 2006-05-09, 03:54
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I think its a load of crap really, but there's plenty of people who disagree. There are actually women who are planning on inducing labour or putting it off so their child isn't going to be born on that date!

(Even though its just like LostCause said, and not actually 666... stupid people)
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Old 2006-05-16, 09:54
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its not 060606 either, but i see what you are trying to say, and i totally agree it is 6 (6th month, we choose to put a '0' there because there is sometimes another digit there) 6 (6th day, '0' there for same reason as above) and then 06, or 2006. so, infact, it would either be 6606 of 662006
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Old 2006-05-16, 11:13
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quote:Originally posted by Dna_Mixup:

So...was in the papers other day and it says on the 06/06/06 all the satunists are going on a riot? as 666 is the devils number? So who here is gonna go along with it ^^?

666 isn't actually the devils number. In the Book of Revelation (My favorite section of the Bible!) it is mentioned as the number synonymous with the name of the Babylonian King "The Beast". It is the number that represents his name, the Beast is not Satan, Satan is mentioned in the Book of Revelation as a dragon I think. The Beast is a king of Babylon who has a false prophet. Christians misunderstand the Book of Revelation as something that will occur in the future but if they read it carefully it is very clear it is making reference to past events, The Fall of the Sinful Society of Babylon. An Angel even repeats for the audience "Babylon is Fallen, Babylon is fallen". The Book of Revelation is the communication of an Angel (who is a messenger of God, and is represented as having snow white skin, fire eyes, burning brass feet, and hair that is like white like cotton (Dreadlocks), and a two edged sword coming out of his mouth!) The Angel conveys the message of God to the human recieving it and tells him to warn the various societies of the time, then mentions the fall of Babylon to put the fear of God into them. He makes a second appearance in the story dressed in blood red clothes during the attack and destruction of Babylon when the pitiful Babylonians and their war machines attempt to fight back God's invinceable army. Its so freaking cool, people should read it as it was intended to be read. In the Book a significant point is Jesus makes an appearance as himself and the human guy bows down to him and Jesus says something like "Dude, get up, I'm a servant of God just like you, don't bow down to me, bow down to God." Then the human guy recieving the message at the end falls prostrate to the Angel and the angel says "I am a servant of God, like you, so don't worship me, worship God." This is significant because it shows that Jesus doesn't want you to worship him but rather his God. Most Christians interpret the CLEAR Book of Revelations as something entirely different, without the Book of Revelations ever telling them to think it. They say that the Angel (Clearly mentioned as an Angel and Messenger) is Jesus and God, and that it's Jesus who flies down from the sky and attacks the Babylon of the future with his "Second Coming". They make all of this up very neatly without the book of Revelation actually saying it. Why? Probably because they want to worry about something in the future rather than understand the lessons of the past and learn from them, which is what the message of the Book of Revelations is. Anyone who hasn't read it, should read it, for its description of things, and please use imagination, it's alot of fun!
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Old 2006-05-16, 22:32
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even if the date were 666 nothing would happen because Satan is personnified as subtle and so he would attack on christmas or easter.

dumb shits thats just ignorant bitches worrying
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Old 2006-05-17, 19:08
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quote:Originally posted by Dna_Mixup:

So...was in the papers other day and it says on the 06/06/06 all the satunists are going on a riot? as 666 is the devils number? So who here is gonna go along with it ^^?

6/6/06 is national play Slayer day.
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Old 2006-05-18, 11:30
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Me and my friend pretend to worship "Satan", and we'll make sure to rub it in everyone's face that we're gonna "raise hell" on 6/6/6.
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Old 2006-05-19, 15:57
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The billboard's text on the hill down route 82 has changed. It now reads:

"6/6/06

You Have Been Warned."

It still bears to other text, copyright, logo, or sponsoring group.
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Old 2006-05-20, 02:07
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i thought 06/06/06 is when the midterm primaries begin? i could be wrong. but if im right, then yes the satanist will riot. they do it ever 2 years. midterms and term elections.
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Old 2006-05-20, 02:34
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quote:Originally posted by Dna_Mixup:

So...was in the papers other day and it says on the 06/06/06 all the satunists are going on a riot? as 666 is the devils number? So who here is gonna go along with it ^^?

ALL SIX OF THEM ?! w00t !

If anyone gets some, post pics here.
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Old 2006-05-20, 02:37
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Abrahim, you do know what a paragraph is, don't you ?

If so, please employ the use of them. It seems like you have some good things to say, however wrong you may be, and it would be a whole lot easier on the reader if you'd break up your paragraphs appropriately.
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Old 2006-05-20, 19:21
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quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

That's retarded on so many different levels... Besides, it's not 666. Technically it 060606. Totally different number.

Cheers,

Lost



Technically its 06/06/2006 but ill forgive you.
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Old 2006-05-20, 19:34
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What about the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year?
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Old 2006-05-23, 15:28
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quote:Originally posted by Megalodon:

Nothing is going to happen, except for this local metal show, with some good bands.
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Old 2006-05-26, 04:05
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quote:Originally posted by Adorkable:

06/06/06 is the day I "become a man". My 18th birthday. Who knows what travesties the world will give me to celebrate on such a numerically significant day.

same here
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Old 2006-05-28, 06:13
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06/06/06... thats my moms birthday.... were probably going to be out celebrateing that day... mabey sacrafice a goat.
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Old 2006-05-28, 06:40
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quote:Originally posted by CaptainCrunch:

What about the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year?

This is only the 6th year?!
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Old 2006-05-29, 01:48
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quote:Originally posted by Fate:

There's actually a fucking billboard to this effect I drive by on my way to work.

It's all black, and just says:

"06 + 06 + 2006

The signs are all around you."

Some whackjob actually paid money to post that stupid thing. Incredible.

The world didn't end on 06/06/1006. Or 06/06/1966. Some people need to get a life.

that billboard is probably announcing the release of The Omen remake man.
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Old 2006-06-05, 16:36
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quote:Originally posted by Abrahim:

666 isn't actually the devils number. In the Book of Revelation (My favorite section of the Bible!) it is mentioned as the number synonymous with the name of the Babylonian King "The Beast". It is the number that represents his name, the Beast is not Satan, Satan is mentioned in the Book of Revelation as a dragon I think. The Beast is a king of Babylon who has a false prophet. Christians misunderstand the Book of Revelation as something that will occur in the future but if they read it carefully it is very clear it is making reference to past events, The Fall of the Sinful Society of Babylon. An Angel even repeats for the audience "Babylon is Fallen, Babylon is fallen". The Book of Revelation is the communication of an Angel (who is a messenger of God, and is represented as having snow white skin, fire eyes, burning brass feet, and hair that is like white like cotton (Dreadlocks), and a two edged sword coming out of his mouth!) The Angel conveys the message of God to the human recieving it and tells him to warn the various societies of the time, then mentions the fall of Babylon to put the fear of God into them. He makes a second appearance in the story dressed in blood red clothes during the attack and destruction of Babylon when the pitiful Babylonians and their war machines attempt to fight back God's invinceable army. Its so freaking cool, people should read it as it was intended to be read. In the Book a significant point is Jesus makes an appearance as himself and the human guy bows down to him and Jesus says something like "Dude, get up, I'm a servant of God just like you, don't bow down to me, bow down to God." Then the human guy recieving the message at the end falls prostrate to the Angel and the angel says "I am a servant of God, like you, so don't worship me, worship God." This is significant because it shows that Jesus doesn't want you to worship him but rather his God. Most Christians interpret the CLEAR Book of Revelations as something entirely different, without the Book of Revelations ever telling them to think it. They say that the Angel (Clearly mentioned as an Angel and Messenger) is Jesus and God, and that it's Jesus who flies down from the sky and attacks the Babylon of the future with his "Second Coming". They make all of this up very neatly without the book of Revelation actually saying it. Why? Probably because they want to worry about something in the future rather than understand the lessons of the past and learn from them, which is what the message of the Book of Revelations is. Anyone who hasn't read it, should read it, for its description of things, and please use imagination, it's alot of fun!

Never heard that one before
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Old 2006-06-05, 16:43
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quote:Originally posted by coolwestman:

Is this a joke? I bet on 7/7/07 all of the moral people are gonna go crazy or something, too. Right?

Wrong.

On that day there will be a spike in bets placed in Las Vegas, Atlantic City, every Indian casino and online, which will cause millions of lost jobs, homes, and lives due to the massive amounts of loans being taken out without the capital to cover said loans without the currencies losing value.

Out of the shambles ppl will have created in their lives, a charismatic person will talk all those in debt and those that gave loans into signing everything over to him/her, sell them into slavery to cover said debts, get enormously rich and then comes the Apocalypse.

Makes about as much sense as 060606.

Now say 10 "hail, fuck off"s and donate to my church.
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Old 2006-06-05, 18:45
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Couple of friends and I are planning to have a big bonfire and play our devil music really loud and whatnot on the sixth. So, in reality, it'll be just like any other Saturday night in the summer. But even though we're only doing what we usually do we'll probably have all the various religious fundamentalist nutjobs that seem to surround me (seriously, my town has the highest concentration of churches per capita on the entire fucking east coast) pissed off at us more than usual because of the timing.

(Yes, I know the sixth is really a Tuesday. But we're making a special case out of it.)
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Old 2006-06-05, 18:49
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If it were'nt for the COBALT programing language this would no be an issue. The sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year happen twothousand years ago.

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 06-05-2006).]
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Old 2006-06-05, 20:29
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! bitch I got you. Its not 666 is 060606 SO BOOYAH MOTHAFUCKA!!! aint heard shit about a 060606 in the fuckin bible.
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Old 2006-06-05, 20:52
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Jesus comes back to save us tommorrow
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Old 2006-06-05, 22:35
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quote:Originally posted by Anti Christ Super Star:

Jesus comes back to save us tommorrow

With a username like yours I think you're going to hell.

- Rabb
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Old 2006-06-05, 23:43
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I'll share some of the ice water I smuggle in, Super Star.
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Old 2006-06-06, 00:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Streetvision
quote:Originally posted by Megalodon:

Nothing is going to happen, except for this local metal show, with some good bands.
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Old 2006-06-06, 01:02
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People don't really believe this shit, do they?
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Old 2006-06-06, 06:31
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How is six hundred and three score six either 666 or 616?
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Old 2006-06-06, 12:51
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Well, it's 6.6.06 and the world hasn't come to an end yet. I set my alarm clock for 6:06 (I figured I could wing the seconds) and it didn't end then, either.
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Old 2006-06-07, 17:17
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I wonder if any of the wingnuts that had their labout induced on the fifth had it backfire so their babies came on the sixth? Or the more important question, was anyone twisted enough to name their kid Dameon yesterday.
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Old 2006-06-07, 18:14
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quote:Originally posted by Anti Christ Super Star:

Jesus comes back to save us tommorrow

Yeah,

i was talkin to J christ and he said were all going to heaven!
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Old 2006-06-07, 19:12
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its just a good day to summon the devil
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Old 2006-06-08, 10:30
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quote:Originally posted by Der Omerta:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! bitch I got you. Its not 666 is 060606 SO BOOYAH MOTHAFUCKA!!! aint heard shit about a 060606 in the fuckin bible.

what does the date 666 have to do with anything! 666 was the number representing the name of the king of Babylon at the time when the angels invaded and destroyed it.
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