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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add DarkDynamoX to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-03, 19:28
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My history teacher and I were talking one day, and I can't remember how it came about, but we eventauly made a bet. She would give me 1% addition on my final term mark for every 25 followers of a relgion that I creat. However, it has to be officaily recognized by the proper laws, or whatever, in Canada.

So my question is, where would I begin to go for this?
  #2   Add Satans Handicaped Helper to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-03, 19:39
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il join
  #3   Add jsaxton14 to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-03, 19:48
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Establish doctrine, recruit followers.

Once you have enough followers try to get legally recognized (very, very difficult in most countries).
  #4   Add KABar to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-03, 23:45
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I WILL FUCKING JOIN!

It is easy. Make it very similar to Buddism and it will take almost no work.
  #5   Add anthra22 to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-07, 06:34
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hey i m making up a religion too, i'll join yours if you join mine
  #6   Add niggersexual to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-07, 13:32
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Make it like Hinduism or like the Roman religion. You can tell her that I've joined assuming that totse users count.
  #7   Add MetallicPain to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-09, 13:32
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Reconstruct an ancient religion.
  #8   Add Dre Crabbe to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-09, 18:15
Dre Crabbe Dre Crabbe is offline
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Here's a craaaazy idea. Let's say we worship a carpenter and this carpenter is sooo powerful that he decides who receives eternal bliss or eternal damnation. Then, fill a book with Jewish tell tales and replace modern science with it!
  #9   Add MasterPython to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-09, 19:51
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What province? In Alberta you need 200 follower 18 and older with names and addresses before you can legaly ordane people. You also need to have written protocal for operations and a bunch of other legal paperwork.
  #10   Add MRman to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-13, 14:18
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i would start my own religion but im fairly happy being a buddhist, although if you were to make it similar to buddhism then fuck yeah, i'll join, but do australians count in this bet thingo of yours
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Old 2006-05-13, 14:21
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Fuck yeh i will join
  #12   Add EvilMeowMeow to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-13, 14:43
EvilMeowMeow EvilMeowMeow is offline
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join my fuckin religion man. its simple i travelled back in time and busted a nut in the primordial ooze, simple, right? so all that u see before you was originally in my man-juice sack
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Old 2006-05-14, 02:38
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be sure to make drug use a part of your religion.
  #14   Add EvilMeowMeow to your ignore list  
Old 2006-05-14, 03:41
EvilMeowMeow EvilMeowMeow is offline
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for you man...i will just weed tho no crack...maybe acid..maybe
 


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