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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2006-05-01, 05:53
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Where is the Spear of Destiny supposed to be now?
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Old 2006-05-01, 08:13
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I put my spear of destiny in your mom last night.
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Old 2006-05-01, 08:33
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wtf is Spear of Destiny?
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Old 2006-05-01, 09:57
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wtf is Spear of Destiny?
Cool addon for Wolfenstein 3D.

But seriously, its the spear that the Roman stuck Jesus with.
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Old 2006-05-01, 10:06
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gave it to my lil' bro l0l
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Old 2006-05-01, 16:56
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Its either in Vienna

or

Area 51, with the Ark of the Covenant and the alien corpses

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Old 2006-05-01, 21:16
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wtf is Spear of Destiny?
It's like The Holy Grail. It's supposedly the sword that stabbed Jesus in the ribs. It's also supposedly somewhere in Vienna, but no one knows for sure.

Cheers,

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Old 2006-05-01, 21:33
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No fair,

he got me in my sleep.

THank You
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Old 2006-05-01, 21:41
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The Spear of Destiny or the Holy Lance

This is the spear that the roman soldier drove into jesus side while being crusified(sp?).

But besides the religious value of the spear, there is also a myth that people kill just to have the spear.

“Whosoever possesses this Holy Lance and understands the powers it serves, holds in his hand the destiny of the world for good or evil.”

The Myth is that whoever holds the lance will rule the world. No man shall harm the weilder and it is capable of defeating any opponent. Such power given to the relic and the wielder is not without a consecuence of death immediatly after loosing it.

The spear that pierced the Body of God(Jesus) has the power to change the destiny of the world for better or worse.According to the Legend...
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Old 2006-05-01, 23:19
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How do we know Jesus was stabbed in the ribs?
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Old 2006-05-02, 06:29
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How do we know Jesus was stabbed in the ribs?
The Bible says so, not really much elese to go on.

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Old 2006-05-02, 20:56
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The Bible says so, not really much elese to go on.
Just wondering, because it doesn't say that in the NIV.
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Old 2006-05-02, 23:47
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quote:Originally posted by Vflo:

The Spear of Destiny or the Holy Lance

This is the spear that the roman soldier drove into jesus side while being crusified(sp?).

But besides the religious value of the spear, there is also a myth that people kill just to have the spear.

“Whosoever possesses this Holy Lance and understands the powers it serves, holds in his hand the destiny of the world for good or evil.”

The Myth is that whoever holds the lance will rule the world. No man shall harm the weilder and it is capable of defeating any opponent. Such power given to the relic and the wielder is not without a consecuence of death immediatly after loosing it.

The spear that pierced the Body of God(Jesus) has the power to change the destiny of the world for better or worse.According to the Legend...
If you can defeat any opponent why is there a penalty of death for losing it? that makes no sense. You wouldn't get rid of it yourself, and you can kill anyone with it, how could you lose it?
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Old 2006-05-03, 03:17
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How do we know Jesus was stabbed in the ribs?
The Bible records it, and since the Bible keeps proving its historical accuracy, there is no need to question it. But if you want a more thourough explanation, ask why the Centurian stabbed Him at all. There are medical reasons. To test if someone crucified truly was dead instead of simply passing out from the pain, it was routine to stab the offender in order to check for the separation of water and blood. A steady stream of water and blood flowed from the wound, as indicated in Johns' gospel

"Then the soldiers came, and broke the legs of the first, and of the other which was crucified with him. But when they came to Jesus, and saw that he was dead already, they did not brake his legs. Instead one of the soldiers pierced Jesus' side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water." -John 19:34

This is something that can't be avoided by tricking someone. When you die, blood plasma and the water in your body separate.

This is why the Romans stabbed Jesus. It was to see if He was actually dead.

And to add: There is nothing 'magical' about the spear that stabbed Jesus, nor is there magical properties to His graveclothes, i.e. the Shroud of Turin, or the Holy Grail. This is nothing more than people who think they need trinkets to make their faith real.



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Old 2006-05-03, 19:46
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It's a spear that killed God! Magical enough for me.
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Old 2006-05-03, 20:51
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The Bible records it, and since the Bible keeps proving its historical accuracy, there is no need to question it.
...Bwahahahahahaha!!!

*wipes a tear away*

Hyro, you kill me.
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Old 2006-05-05, 06:25
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quote:"Its either in Vienna

or

Area 51, with the Ark of the Covenant and the alien corpses"


And Tesla's ray gun, the U.S.S. Eldridge, the Starship Defiant (NCC-1709), the TARDIS, etc...
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Old 2006-05-06, 03:56
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The Bible records it, and since the Bible keeps proving its historical accuracy, there is no need to question it.
Good point considering mainstream science acknowledges that the bible has proved creationism.

Just because you believe it doesn't mean its true.

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Old 2006-05-10, 06:50
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A plucky librarian found it a few months back. The whole thing was on TNT...

But seriously, it's probably been melted down and made into a metal dildo or some shit by now...
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Old 2006-05-10, 11:25
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in wolfenstein 3D (souvenirs) lol
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Old 2006-05-11, 04:58
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the lance of longinus (sp?) is in south america with the nazi officers that got away.
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Old 2006-05-11, 22:38
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It was also featured for a bit in the movie Constantine.
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Old 2006-05-13, 14:51
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i heard that the Spear Of Destiny is a +5 Chaotic Evil Vicious LongSpear That bestows 5 negetive levels on any character who isnt alinged to any-evil be it neutral-evil, lawful-evil, or yep u guessed it chaotic evil. and is treated as a normal +5 Vicious LongSpear. and can be found if u beat the Gather information Check with a DC of 30.

[This message has been edited by EvilMeowMeow (edited 05-13-2006).]
 


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