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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2006-04-29, 08:01
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The idea of fire and goat footed demons seems a little dated. Is there like a personnel hell for everyone, or is it just a big congregation of suffering?
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# 2
2006-04-30, 07:14
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I would say hell is one big math class where the clock never ticks.
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# 3
2006-04-30, 07:23
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by ToxicWasted:
I would say hell is one big math class where the clock never ticks.
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Advanced Math class. And the clock ticks right up to one second before semesters end, then starts going backwards. *shudder* Personally, I think you get trapped under a waterbed for all eternity, so you can't breathe.
Welcome to Totse, bitch. Oh, right.
[This message has been edited by Engingalish (edited 04-30-2006).]
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# 4
2006-04-30, 07:35
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Engingalish:
The idea of fire and goat footed demons seems a little dated. Is there like a personnel hell for everyone, or is it just a big congregation of suffering?
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Everything points to a big congregation of suffering.
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# 5
2006-04-30, 13:59
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Northern VA
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There is no hell. No finite sin can justify infinite punishment.
I dont care if you're the Pet stomping lady or a suicide bomber who blows up 3000 people. Nothing you can do on earth can justify eternal damnation.
[This message has been edited by Zay (edited 04-30-2006).]
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# 6
2006-04-30, 14:06
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Northern VA
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Hell, even the muslims believe that your punishment ends after a while, so why is it that only christianity tries to scare you shitless into converting?
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# 7
2006-04-30, 15:13
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Revelation teaches us that hell is a giant pit of burning sulfur... I kid you not.
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# 8
2006-04-30, 15:15
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quote:Originally posted by jsaxton14:
Revelation teaches us that hell is a giant pit of burning sulfur... I kid you not.
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Barbecues all around then?
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# 9
2006-04-30, 15:51
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A U.K spinning-chair!
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Most of the people i respect will be in hell!
Hey, at least i'll make friends easy.
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# 10
2006-05-01, 11:19
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Son of Dick, Tex's
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Hell is spending eternity away from God. He thinks that's a punishment.
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2006-05-01, 13:14 |
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 Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Mint.
Lots of it.
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#12
2006-06-12, 08:43 |
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Hell is a conversation with uneducated totse members.
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#13
2006-06-14, 17:11 |
cac0
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Hell is full of necco wafers and Cacodemons.
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#14
2006-06-14, 17:48 |
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Dude you know how many bombs we could make with a pit of sulfur, a lake of fire, & all that shit?
Hell would be bitchin'.
Besides God isn't someone you want to be 'round, see my post called Verus...
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#15
2006-06-14, 19:36 |
dead_people_killer
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
quote:Originally posted by Engingalish:
Advanced Math class. And the clock ticks right up to one second before semesters end, then starts going backwards. *shudder* Personally, I think you get trapped under a waterbed for all eternity, so you can't breathe.
That would be fun, but its untrue.
Its nothing but purple nurples, 24/7.
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2006-06-14, 22:48 |
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
A bagel shop?
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#17
2006-06-14, 23:12 |
Abrahim
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
quote:Originally posted by Engingalish:
The idea of fire and goat footed demons seems a little dated. Is there like a personnel hell for everyone, or is it just a big congregation of suffering?
Goat footed demons are based on Azazel which some interpret as Satan but was originally based on a Goat God worshiped by shepards in some Middle Eastern Countries. The Idea of a Burning pit of fire and damnation through burning is not exclusive to the bible, it appears in Mongolia and in China. Bhuddism spread the idea of hell and demons also all the way to Japan.
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2006-06-16, 01:13 |
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The little land of Oz
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Hell is watching endless repeats of Benny Hinn and other televangelists.
*shudders*
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2006-06-16, 18:44 |
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Wasilla, Alaska
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Hell is a myth. Don't waste any more time thinking about it.
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#20
2006-06-17, 13:58 |
Abrahim
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:
Hell is a myth. Don't waste any more time thinking about it.
How are you so sure?
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#21
2006-06-17, 14:03 |
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Other religions have far worse places than hell. Christians think they have it all figured out, but they're running as big a risk as atheists and everyone else.
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#22
2006-06-17, 14:31 |
Aft3r ImaGe
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
quote:Originally posted by sugar_pubes:
Hell is a conversation with uneducated totse members.
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#23
2006-06-17, 18:16 |
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Northern Virginia
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Re: What's in hell? Fire or nougat?
Awhhh! The nouget is like quicksand!!!
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