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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-04-21, 08:21
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So since there is heaven and hell apparently... where do all the living creatures go after they die? Or is heaven and hell only for humans?
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Old 2006-04-21, 09:32
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http://www.biblestudy.org/question/animhvn.html
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Old 2006-04-21, 12:01
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That doesn't answer anything...
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Old 2006-04-21, 13:02
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Heaven and hell is only for humans.
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Old 2006-04-21, 21:07
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So where do little monkeys and stuff go?
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Old 2006-04-21, 21:19
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the Zoo
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Old 2006-04-21, 21:22
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Pittsburgh.
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Old 2006-04-22, 02:58
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I want to go to the Pittsburgh. Fuck heaven/hell.
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Old 2006-04-22, 08:54
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they die and rot away, their conscious selves just cease to exist and their bodies slowly decompose

just like humans!!!! stop being all speciest, lol we're just fucking animals, but smarter than all the others
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Old 2006-04-22, 19:39
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actually i cant remember if its the squid or octopus that is smarter than humans, maybe both
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Old 2006-04-22, 19:59
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They're all burning in Hell because they didn't accept the Word of Jesus Christ.
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Old 2006-04-23, 05:02
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quote:Originally posted by Spungo:

They're all burning in Hell because they didn't accept the Word of Jesus Christ.
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Old 2006-04-23, 06:29
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I've got to get my little bunny saved before he dies. But, he won't accept Jesus cause he doesn't understand such things as Heaven, Hell, or even what I'm saying. All he thinks of is stuffing his gut. Does that qualify as gluttony? I suppose Satan's gonna have bunny roast in Hell.

Christians, help me!!!! PLEASE!!! I don't want my bunny to go to HELL!!!
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Old 2006-04-23, 11:13
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quote:Originally posted by A bit of jameS:

actually i cant remember if its the squid or octopus that is smarter than humans, maybe both

.......
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Old 2006-04-23, 15:38
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wow....

that link is so damn...... ugh

first thing's first: Humans are animals. If this link insists on humans inheriting the earth maybe we shouldn't fuck it up by slaughtering all of its creatures and baking it in a CO2 catalysed solar oven. I'm willing to bet a fortune on the writer of that Q&A lacking any environmental sentiment... that ass needs to read the new testament. Jesus asks us to be stewards of the earth. and for your info the earth will be an ocean in a 1100 years.
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Old 2006-04-23, 15:53
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quote:Originally posted by atomsphere:

and for your info the earth will be an ocean in a 1100 years.

There is no where near enough ice to melt, to flood the WHOLE plant.
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Old 2006-04-24, 10:46
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Heaven and Hell are for creatures with souls.

Animals are mentioned during the description of Heaven, but we have no reason to believe that they are the souls of the animals that perished here on earth.
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Old 2006-04-24, 10:47
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quote:Originally posted by KikoSanchez:

they die and rot away, their conscious selves just cease to exist and their bodies slowly decompose

just like humans!!!! stop being all speciest, lol we're just fucking animals, but smarter than all the others

Which is why you can justify sleeping with whomever you want, regardless of emotional bonds.

That's but ONE example of the lawlessness we should succumb to, as a result of our being just "animals," right ?
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Old 2006-04-24, 10:49
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quote:Originally posted by A bit of jameS:

actually i cant remember if its the squid or octopus that is smarter than humans, maybe both

Dolphins, but that is based solely upon the number of creases in the brain. We have more than any other animal, aside from the dolphin.

Or maybe I slept through half of that class....*shrugs*
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