omnipotent god

Does an omnipotent god have the power to do anything? Would he have the power to put himself in a weakened state, thereby dispelling him as an omnipotent god?

..Power to do ANYTHING.

In other words

Could Jesus nuke a burito so hot that not even he could eat it?

[Digital_Savior]

Overdone, and a sign of spiritual immaturity.

That's what you get for being a Methodist !

ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! This topic has been done to death. It's dumb. It's boring. It's stupid. It's just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

This is how it will go:

Christians: God can do whatever He likes, including sending you to Hell. Jesus loves you too, now would you like to set aside the titties and beer and join our church?

Athiests: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! God doesn't exist. You Christians are stupid fuckheads!

Agnostics: I'm not sure. I won't take any sides on this question, cuz I'm agnostic and I know for sure that God does not exist. It's a fact. Maybe. But sometimes God exists.

Mormons: Where the fuck's my magic pantyhose?

Digital_Savior: God is God and none of you can comprehend Him. Once upon a time, I was smoking pot and doing meth, and snorting 30 lines of coke a day. I was going to rock concerts, and I was even fulfilling my carnal lusts with men, women, and horses. But then one day, while taking LSD, this horse talked to me and told me God loved me. Now I'm a born again Christian. No one knows what I've been through... and I'm a mother... and I eat Cheerios for breakfast... and I'm married to hyroglyphx... kill gays... I wanna suck Bush's dick... you baby-killers are Satanists... death to Muslims... ad infinitum... ad nauseam...

hyroglyphx: I'm a boring cockmeister. Jesus loves you. Repeat after Digital...

Atomical: Oh look, I'm gonna revive an old stale topic, cuz I'm a drooling fuckskull.

terminator_whatever the fuck his name is: kill the fuikng cristians oh my god i cant spel and i cant punctuate an i cant do anythng fuctionly cuz im a fucking raterd and i dont evenb know wat the fuck grammer is... drool... drool... drool

crazed_hamster: Jesus Christ, I know how to waste time like a fucking professional.

On another note: How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[IanBoyd3]

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Overdone, and a sign of spiritual immaturity.

That's what you get for being a Methodist !

Condenscending as usual. I agree that it's done, but its very annoying that whenever someone points out flaws (of which there are abundance) in your faith, you are quick to attribute it to immaturity or ignorance. If you could prove things objectively for once, I might take you seriously. Not on this question of course, but in general.

I didn't make the connection between what I was thinking and the burrito story. Sorry. However, that story crazed_hamster wrote was worth my ignorance and the ignorance of others .

quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:



Mormons: Where the fuck's my magic pantyhose?

Got me laughing hard.

The question is this: If God sucked my cock, would he swallow????

Crazed_hamster you are my new hero, you had me loling for at least 3 minutes solidly.

[This message has been edited by Mellow_Fellow (edited 04-15-2006).]

The omnipotent contradiction gets overdone because it doesn't get refuted - it destroys the very heart of any monotheistic religion ... refute it or stfu and denounce your religion.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Overdone, and a sign of spiritual immaturity.

That's what you get for being a Methodist !

Overdone, and a sign of ignorance and self centered close minded views.

That's what you get for being a Christian !

quote:Originally posted by Aft3r ImaGe:

Overdone, and a sign of ignorance and self centered close minded views.

That's what you get for being a Christian !

I know christians who aren't close minded. The close minded ignorance is a sign of fundamentalism.