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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-04-10, 19:27
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My "God"*not really a god* is Bhudda.

He is represented as a large human,very large.

Jesus is a scrawny lil bitch who to the best of my knowledge,never got into a fight.

MY god would smite your god,oh how would he smite him.If he was feeling lazy all he would have to do is fall on Jesus.
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Old 2006-04-10, 19:35
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But jesus would rise again!

Lol, I'm atheist, so I really don't give a shit.
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Old 2006-04-10, 19:37
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Yeah, you sound like someone who really stands fast to Buddhism. You don't even know what you believe in, do you? You just thought it sound enlightened.
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Old 2006-04-10, 19:38
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Woah, I remember a thread just like this about a year ago...
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Old 2006-04-10, 19:41
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quote:Originally posted by midgeymonkey2:

My "God"*not really a god* is Bhudda.

He is represented as a large human,very large.

Jesus is a scrawny lil bitch who to the best of my knowledge,never got into a fight.

MY god would smite your god,oh how would he smite him.If he was feeling lazy all he would have to do is fall on Jesus.
What you refer to is Hotei (previously thought to be the Maitreya Buddha) and not Buddha. However, you are correct in your assertion that Buddha could kick Jesus's ass because the Buddha was a very athletic man and was, in fact, born into the Shakyamuni warrior tribe in India and so was probably well versed in the arts of combat.
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Old 2006-04-10, 19:41
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quote:Originally posted by hyroglyphx:

Yeah, you sound like someone who really stands fast to Buddhism. You don't even know what you believe in, do you? You just thought it sound enlightened.
Damn!got me there,gee im glad you know the inner workings of my mind and thoughts and everything that i've ever read so well!

KTHNXBAIFUCKTARD
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Old 2006-04-10, 19:42
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Being the son of a king,he better well wanna be a good warrior!
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Old 2006-04-10, 21:19
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Jesus actually was in a fight, saw it on the history channel. Kinda interesting.
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Old 2006-04-10, 21:31
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quote:Originally posted by midgeymonkey2:

My "God"*not really a god* is Bhudda.

He is represented as a large human,very large.

Jesus is a scrawny lil bitch who to the best of my knowledge,never got into a fight.

MY god would smite your god,oh how would he smite him.If he was feeling lazy all he would have to do is fall on Jesus.
I've never heard of a cocky budhist. Perhaps you can explain?
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Old 2006-04-10, 22:07
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Atomical, do you really need to ask that question? lol
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Old 2006-04-10, 22:15
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quote:Originally posted by Atomical:

I've never heard of a cocky budhist. Perhaps you can explain?

It's a Buddhist with a cock on his forehead.
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Old 2006-04-11, 01:14
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Prophet Muhammad (saw) was in several battles. Always against the odds, he was victorious in all but one. And he isn't even a god, he's merely a Prophet. If Allah's final prophet could achieve so much, your god really doesn't stand a chance.
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Old 2006-04-11, 01:46
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I always thought that buddha being fat was a symbolic thing. That in fact he was very thin but on the inside he was happy like a fat man would be.
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