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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2006-04-10, 01:45
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will u go to hell if u commit suicide cause i want to but dont want to go to hell
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Old 2006-04-10, 01:48
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For the love of God, please tell me this is just a bad joke.
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:00
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no
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:01
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when you die, that's it, you're dead. but there is a possibility you get "reborn" as another living organism.
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:01
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According to Christians you will.

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Old 2006-04-10, 02:03
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quote:Originally posted by krazyazzdriver03:

will u go to hell if u commit suicide cause i want to but dont want to go to hell


What do you think?
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:04
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idk that is why i am asking. i will do it if i go to heaven. why not? i heard its better than here
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:08
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idk that is why i am asking. i will do it if i go to heaven. why not? i heard its better than here


Put it this way, why would God create life on earth only to have you undo it? Why would a [happy] person who knows God kill themselves?

Something on your mind?
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:10
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Hell is fiction, made up for a fairly obvious reason.

After all, what's the best way of keeping people following you? Tell them that they will be tortured for all eternity if they don't.

It's a brilliant addition, and one of the only reasons that Christianity exists today.
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Old 2006-04-10, 02:19
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Hell is fiction, made up for a fairly obvious reason.

After all, what's the best way of keeping people following you? Tell them that they will be tortured for all eternity if they don't.

It's a brilliant addition, and one of the only reasons that Christianity exists today.
it was probably also made up to scare little kids. "if you dont eat your vegetables, you will burn in hell for eternity "

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Old 2006-04-10, 08:34
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choose life nigga.
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Old 2006-04-10, 09:19
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choose life nigga.
Or not. There's so many damn human's anyway.
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Old 2006-04-10, 10:17
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Strat pimpin' dem hoes brotha. Life will get better.
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Old 2006-04-10, 12:38
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will u go to hell if u commit suicide cause i want to but dont want to go to hell
i was told to have sex first
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Old 2006-04-11, 00:06
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Don't kill yourself. It's extremely selfish as it will depress everyone around you and give them extremem grief. Not to mention, you are a conscious entity and lucky to be one of the very few chunks of matter capable of being happy. If you're depressed, do what you gotta do to get better. There are hotlines and stuff. Go out running at night. Climb a tree. Look at the stars. Find the inner peace and understanding that christians call 'God' and that they believe makes them better then everyone else because we don't call it 'God.'

Run away. Take a vacation. Go for a long walk. But seriously, don't kill yourself because people do love you. At the very least, your subconscious mind loves you and enjoys your company (christian 'Jesus').

Besides, the technological curve is expanding very quickly. Trans-human technology will exist eventually, and depending on how old you are you may get to experience it.

We may be able to end old age, and you may be able to live forever. Considering how shitty modern religions are, I wouldn't count on there being a God.

Stick around for a while, the future is going to be pretty fucking fun.
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Old 2006-04-11, 00:13
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Running is a good idea.
 


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