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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add gadzooks to your ignore list  
Old 2006-04-05, 02:30
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http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/world/images/s27.jpg

This artists rendition would have it appear so.

OMG H4X!!!!11
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Old 2006-04-05, 05:02
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Eve also had small tits and was fat. WTF?!!!

And aparently Adam likes to rub his tiny penis on poison ivy.

[This message has been edited by ArgonPlasma2000 (edited 04-05-2006).]
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Old 2006-04-05, 06:01
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Is she ever ugly...
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Old 2006-04-05, 07:32
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

And aparently Adam likes to rub his tiny penis on poison ivy.
He's probably trying to get it to swell up. I mean, how else is he gonna get it hard? Just look at Eve!
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Old 2006-04-05, 07:46
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By the way, my thread had a serious purpose.

Why does every artists rendition of Adam and Eve show them as having belly buttons?

Belly buttons which come from umbilical cords.

Why the hell did Adam and Eve have umbilical cords?
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Old 2006-04-05, 10:09
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Because the artists of the time were probably not that educated on anatomy and biology.

So, none of them probably gave thought to the matter that, since neither was born of woman, they would not have belly buttons.

Seriously, it's not that hard to figure out.
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Old 2006-04-05, 16:22
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Myths often have inconsistencies with what we know today about reality. And understandably so.
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Old 2006-04-05, 18:52
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We wouldn't know either way... But being that there would be no need of bellybuttons, they probably didn't have them, although it was prbably already established for their offspring to have them coded in their DNA.

That's my take on it.
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Old 2006-04-05, 19:14
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So who was there to take their picture?

I call fake.
 


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