I wrote the bible

Don't believe me? I'm thousands of years old. Prove that I didn't write the bible!

I vote for a mod. to close the thread.

quote:Originally posted by Iam:

I vote for a mod. to close the thread.

I second that.

woo hoo got my post in before it got closed

You're a shitty author.

this thread is still open?

You're too intelligent to have written the Bible.

still open... eh, yeah i wrote part of the bible also.

FOOLS! what are you trying to proove? That you are cool or what??

BLASPHEMER!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by SydMorrison:

Don't believe me? I'm thousands of years old. Prove that I didn't write the bible!

The Dark Lord wrote the bible.

quote:Originally posted by SydMorrison:

Don't believe me? I'm thousands of years old. Prove that I didn't write the bible!

If I wrote the Bible I would not be bragging about it.

quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

If I wrote the Bible I would not be bragging about it.

I would, exept I'd pull it off Hubbard style and be a billionare.

quote:Originally posted by fireproof:

FOOLS! what are you trying to proove? That you are cool or what??

BLASPHEMER!!!!!

Oh no! God's gonna strike me with an almighty lightning bolt. I'm terrified.

What in the hell has happened to this forum!?

Look kid, you may not be a Christian and you may not like the religion. You may even really hate all people who are Christians, but this forum does not (or didn't used to! Lazy mods....) condone such blatant disrespect of another person's religion.

Do you have any idea how much religion means to some people? I'm not a Christian myself, and I honestly don't hold the majority of Christians in very high esteem, but do you see me bashing them? That's bullshit kid. Damn, I don't even know how to express how much you piss me off, and how much all the people who rallied behind you in this thread piss me off.

Edit- BTW, not to tell you how to do your jobs or anything mods, but this either needs to be closed or put in spurious. It has no place here.

[This message has been edited by Iam (edited 03-26-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Boblong:

The Dark Lord wrote the bible.

Lord Sauron ?

quote:Originally posted by Iam:

What in the hell has happened to this forum!?

Look kid, you may not be a Christian and you may not like the religion. You may even really hate all people who are Christians, but this forum does not (or didn't used to! Lazy mods....) condone such blatant disrespect of another person's religion.

Do you have any idea how much religion means to some people? I'm not a Christian myself, and I honestly don't hold the majority of Christians in very high esteem, but do you see me bashing them? That's bullshit kid. Damn, I don't even know how to express how much you piss me off, and how much all the people who rallied behind you in this thread piss me off.

Edit- BTW, not to tell you how to do your jobs or anything mods, but this either needs to be closed or put in spurious. It has no place here.

err, i think he was pointing out that we have no idea who wrote the bible.

quote:Originally posted by kenwih:



err, i think he was pointing out that we have no idea who wrote the bible.

.... I don't know much about authorship of the Old Testament texts, but we have it pretty much determined who wrote those within the New Testament. They were written by a few different men, as I'm sure the Old Testament scriptures were as well.

If he was trying to point out what you said, he's a fool because we for fucking sure know that one man didn't write it, and we do have a pretty good understanding of New Testament authorship (and possibly Old Testament). Regardless, this thread is trash.

quote:Originally posted by Iam:

What in the hell has happened to this forum!?

Look kid, you may not be a Christian and you may not like the religion. You may even really hate all people who are Christians, but this forum does not (or didn't used to! Lazy mods....) condone such blatant disrespect of another person's religion.

Do you have any idea how much religion means to some people? I'm not a Christian myself, and I honestly don't hold the majority of Christians in very high esteem, but do you see me bashing them? That's bullshit kid. Damn, I don't even know how to express how much you piss me off, and how much all the people who rallied behind you in this thread piss me off.

Edit- BTW, not to tell you how to do your jobs or anything mods, but this either needs to be closed or put in spurious. It has no place here.

If you want to rant pick an actual bash to rant about, not a 3 sentence long joke.

[This message has been edited by Boblong (edited 03-27-2006).]

Iam is right you dont know what your messing with I am a christain and you really tick me of.

that was a miss print.

quote:Originally posted by Iam:

.... I don't know much about authorship of the Old Testament texts, but we have it pretty much determined who wrote those within the New Testament. They were written by a few different men, as I'm sure the Old Testament scriptures were as well.

If he was trying to point out what you said, he's a fool because we for fucking sure know that one man didn't write it, and we do have a pretty good understanding of New Testament authorship (and possibly Old Testament). Regardless, this thread is trash.

well, i was talking mainly about the old testament. it is clear that multiple people wrote exodos, for example, while xians claim moses wrote it.

quote:Originally posted by super chick:

that was a miss print.

Who the hell is Miss Print?

quote:Originally posted by Iam:

Do you have any idea how much religion means to some people? I'm not a Christian myself, and I honestly don't hold the majority of Christians in very high esteem, but do you see me bashing them? That's bullshit kid. Damn, I don't even know how to express how much you piss me off, and how much all the people who rallied behind you in this thread piss me off.

I don't hold christians in very high esteem either, and while I [kinda] see your point, most christians around here bash a lot of the things that mean the most to me, I.E. Sex, Drugs, & Booze, so I also see it as fair play. To the christians and other believers of different faiths, I have no beef with you as long as you don't try to push those beliefs on me [or my future child(ren)] in any way.



EDIT: I do agree that this post needs to be closed.

[This message has been edited by Megrim (edited 03-31-2006).]

I miss spelled off.

[IanBoyd3]

quote:Originally posted by super chick:

I miss spelled off.

He's obviously being sarcastic. If you didn't catch that. And you didn't.



Dang, why is this still open?

It's still open so that I a total stranger to this forum can post and say it's pretty nutty over here.